Cruising (NSFW)

[eagle_bearer]

You bend over and place your hands on the trunk of the tree. Your pants and underwear are around your ankles. There are two full moons on display tonight.

Behind you, you hear him spit into his hand and then you hear the unmistakable fleshy thwacking of a guy wanking himself off. He's groaning softly but it's hard to hear because your heart feels like it's going to pound itself out of your ribcage. Your throat is sawdust dry and you gulp to help eke the words out.

'Will this hurt?'

'It's just like taking a big shit,' he says. 'You've done that before, haven't you?'

You nod as you think about the fucking belter you did on Saturday morning after breakfast while you were reading the sports section. If this feels half as good as that, you're onto a winner.

He spits again and then you feel his wet fingers rubbing your arsehole and then his middle finger slides into you. You can't help the wavering, guttural moan that comes out. Your face flushes. You feel vulnerable but it's what you've wanted for so long.

'Okay,' he says. 'It's time to play whack-a-mole with your prostate.'

Finally. All those years you've been trapped in your sham of a marriage, unable to act on your true desires. He pushes his warm, pulsating rod inside you. You moan and your loins are ablaze and it spreads like wildfire up your spine and it's the fifth of November inside your head. When it all boils down to it, his cock is a wand and right now there's magic inside your arse.

You're moaning now like banshee. With each thrust you moan louder, for each thrust is a hammer smashing out the bricks in the wall of repression you built over the decades.


Blimey. What we saw there was a scene depicting an act of 'cruising'. This is when people meet for sex in public areas. In this scene, a closeted homosexual was being given a right good seeing to, but this is only one variant. It isn't only closeted homosexuals that partake, and it's vital you acknowledge this. 'Cruising' can be - and is - practiced by men and women of all sexualities. Some people simply enjoy the thrill.

It sometimes happens at night in car parks. It can happen in the woods at night but also during the day due to the secrecy provided by thick foliage. And it can take place at any time within the cubicles of public toilets. In the UK, this is a variant known as 'cottaging'. A popular method in a public toilet is to use a 'gloryhole'. This is a hole cut out in the wall between two cubicles so that one is able to give or receive anonymous hand or oral relief. Sometimes penetrative sex occurs. It is vital the 'gloryhole' has a sufficient radius.

Personally, I am fairly liberal about all this business, providing a couple of requirements are met. Firstly, do it at night or in a well-hidden area so as not to be seen by children, or anyone else for that matter. We should all be able to walk through the woods and see wildlife, but it should be birds and squirrels we see, not the beast with two backs.

Secondly, do not leave litter. Don't do this in general, but certainly don't leave used condoms or femidoms strewn around a car park or in the woods. We should all be able to wander freely without a used sheath soiling our footwear. Furthermore, we don't want our pets to mistake the condom for a snack. Worse still, a child could innocently pick up the used condom, perhaps thinking it a deflated balloon.

I've kept you for long enough. I know you've got things to do. Just a few questions do finish. Have you ever partaken in outdoor sex? Have you ever stumbled across others doing it? What do you think about it? Harmless fun if done in the dark between consenting adults, or a perversion that the law needs to come down hard on?

[Sonny_Jim]

I used to chat to a computer security professional a lot on a free party forum and he was always trying to get me to drive out to a dogging spot near me and spray paint his website address on a rock.

That's all I have to say about that.

[Mister Six]

Imagine being out at sea on the QEII, two days from arriving at the Norwegian fjords, looking forward to a buffet meal, and it's all just big burly fellas bending each other over the railings for a Richter-scale anal pounding.

Lovely.

[poo]

Got a group camping wank in Nov

[bgmnts]

Never felt the need for spit in any sexual situation. Very porny.

[hamfist]

hang on, so different names for same activity different venues ?


cottaging: toilets

dogging: laybys and bushes

dumpsterdiving: back of mcdonalds

swamping: marshland

lovemaking: chris de burgh's king sized divan

[Catalogue of ills]

Had a shag in Thor's Cave once. He didn't seem to mind.

[Buelligan]

Probably didn't even touch the sides.

[Gurke and Hare]

I think was once propositioned by a gentleman approximately here while out for a walk on a Saturday afternoon. He asked me if there was "anywhere round here to go for a pee" and whether or not I wanted to go for one. I'm no Alan Turing, but that sounds like code for sex to me. I politely declined and continued with my walk.

Given the timescale when I lived in Basford, there is a good chance that I was, in fact, 28 years old.

[bgmnts]

I've never actually been propositioned or looked at flirtingly in my life so I dont know. Are there like secret facial expressions for this kind of sex?

[Twonty Gostelow]

I've never actually been propositioned or looked at flirtingly in my life so I dont know. Are there like secret facial expressions for this kind of sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGqLtmS-jk&t=162s (2m 42s) ?

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

You bend over and place your hands on the trunk of the tree. Your pants and underwear are around your ankles. There are two full moons on display tonight.

Behind you, you hear him spit into his hand and then you hear the unmistakable fleshy thwacking of a guy wanking himself off. He's groaning softly but it's hard to hear because your heart feels like it's going to pound itself out of your ribcage. Your throat is sawdust dry and you gulp to help eke the words out.

'Will this hurt?'

'It's just like taking a big shit,' he says. 'You've done that before, haven't you?'

You nod as you think about the fucking belter you did on Saturday morning after breakfast while you were reading the sports section. If this feels half as good as that, you're onto a winner.

He spits again and then you feel his wet fingers rubbing your arsehole and then his middle finger slides into you. You can't help the wavering, guttural moan that comes out. Your face flushes. You feel vulnerable but it's what you've wanted for so long.

'Okay,' he says. 'It's time to play whack-a-mole with your prostate.'

Finally. All those years you've been trapped in your sham of a marriage, unable to act on your true desires. He pushes his warm, pulsating rod inside you. You moan and your loins are ablaze and it spreads like wildfire up your spine and it's the fifth of November inside your head. When it all boils down to it, his cock is a wand and right now there's magic inside your arse.

You're moaning now like banshee. With each thrust you moan louder, for each thrust is a hammer smashing out the bricks in the wall of repression you built over the decades.

I don't remember any of this. Are you sure it was me?

[Butchers Blind]

Years back I was taking a shortcut late at night through Cassiobury Park in Watford when I happened upon two men going at it against a tree. They saw me and not knowing what to do I just gave them a thumbs up and said, "Alright lads. As you were" and carried on my way.

[Chollis]

Had sex on someone's lawn once, in broad daylight. Turns out they were in and came out the house to chase us off in our state of undress. Probably the most adventurous sex story I have. Not even cruising is it? Sad

[Better Midlands]

I don't remember any of this. Are you sure it was me?

Have you ever woken up next to Big Baps with a puncture mark on your hand wearing a cry baby ring?

[Chedney Honks]

"Careful everyone, this guy only signed up recently and he seems to be all about the wank bank."

But unironically.

[eagle_bearer]

"Careful everyone, this guy only signed up recently and he seems to be all about the wank bank."

But unironically.

Hi Chedney. If you check my posting history, I've started threads on a wide range of subjects such as hiking, beans on toast, unemployment, pet peeves, and hats. And there are many more eclectic topics to come! Have a great weekend :)

[poo]

Mate was saying at a dogging spot near him they've got these QR codes on the trees and if you zap one it sat navs you to a suck off point

[poo]

It's wild how much French blokes love eating arse outdoors. Seriously, Google it.

[Chedney Honks]

Hi Chedney. If you check my posting history, I've started threads on a wide range of subjects such as hiking, beans on toast, unemployment, pet peeves, and hats. And there are many more eclectic topics to come! Have a great weekend :)

I must apologise. I sometimes forget that other people don't find those topics as erotic as I do.

[checkoutgirl]

There was someone once but...

[idunnosomename]

Wanna go crusin'

Cruisin USA

[mrClaypole]

I was on my way to a job interview and feeling really nervous.  Being nervous seems to send my bladder into overdrive so was desperate for my 10 millionth piss of the day.  I went into some toilets in a car park.  I walked in and looked around to see if there were no undesirables in there.  I thought I was lucky as there was just one other man in a suit standing at one of the urinals.
I chose another urinal a couple down from this guy. 
He was just stood perfectly still. As I was jetting away he turned around and displayed what I must describe as a very impressive massive proud member. 
He asked if I wanted to "play". I zipped up and went on my way feeling alittle flustered as I have never been confronted in such a non formal way before.
I thought afterwards how long he must've been standing there pretending to piss and how long after my rejection he would continue to stand there until he got his wish.
I was Al's impressed how long he must be able to sustain a state of permanent expectation waiting for some drug addled bloke to satisfy his needs.
Seemed pretty grim to me as the toilets were the pits and stunk.
It can't be very nice equaiting busting your nut while breathing in that funk after being gobbled off by a skeletal skag head.

[Janie Jones]

And there are many more eclectic topics to come!

Great news!

[Twit 2]

He's got a winning formula!

[gilbertharding]

Mr Claypole's post above has reminded me about a time I was in the bogs at work, pissing next to a bloke whose organ, I couldn't help but see out of the corner of my eye, was HUGE.

After I finished pissing I went to wash my hands, and I could hear him shaking it dry, and I swear it sounded like a lion tamer's whip.

[Bigfella]

Mr Claypole's post above has reminded me about a time I was in the bogs at work, pissing next to a bloke whose organ, I couldn't help but see out of the corner of my eye, was HUGE.

After I finished pissing I went to wash my hands, and I could hear him shaking it dry, and I swear it sounded like a lion tamer's whip.

Was it me?

[Johnny Foreigner]

Och, just get a membership to one of them clubs. You know what I mean.

[PlanktonSideburns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGqLtmS-jk&t=162s (2m 42s) ?

Was hoping this would have been. Cris de burg turning round

[Dr Rock]

I done it in the woods a few times. And Tooting Bec Common with a stripper. But not with a stranger, with whoever I was dallying with at the time.