Cruising (NSFW)

[Avril Lavigne]

'Okay,' he says. 'It's time to play whack-a-mole with your prostate.'

Is this from a Netflix series for 20-somethings written by 50 your olds?

[MigraineBoy]

One Friday evening in the mid 90s I was running late and so decided to cut across some waste ground and I happened upon 2 men doing the sex, my abiding memory is the fella receiving was leaning over one of those red and white striped hazard barriers they put around roadworks.

[flotemysost]

Once my manager (who is a gay bloke btw) got drunk and told me about how he lost his virginity. Turns out it was on a park bench in Soho, and from his anecdote I'm surmising it might be the exact same bench upon which I've also broken a public indecency law or two, so that's potentially a quite niche thing we have in common (coincidentally in my case it was also the same day I got the job, though I haven't told him this).

I also once gave someone a handjob up against a T-34 tank, but I'm sure I'm not the first.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

A scene, in the baby changing room of the toilet block in a well known London park (I am changing a baby's nappy as we join)

BANG BANG BANG (that's someone hammering on the door)

"Hello? Are you in there?"

Me, uncertainly: "Yes?"

"Are you...changing a baby?"

"Yes? What else would I be doing here?"

At this point the baby, my beloved child, mid nappy change, makes a small cry. Loud enough to be audible through the door, and clearly distressed at the delay

Stranger: "oh, ok"

And they left me to it. Were they a member of park staff doing periodic anti-funny business checks, making sure the facilities are being used as intended? Were they a frustrated cruiser or cottager expecting a liaison on top of the nappy bin? Were they a member of the burgeoning "adult baby, diaper lover" community expecting some lunchtime roleplay with a "daddy"[nb]A sex "daddy" not a father of children, who wouldn't be up for that sort of thing at all[/nb]?

Whatever was going on in this little scene, it reaffirmed by belief that anyone engaging in public sex should be marginalized by society and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

[Dr Rock]

Don't kink-shame me you old fuddy-duddy

[tourism]

I'm not keen on these threads - they're too much in the voice of Robert Webb narrating something.

[buttgammon]

During a work night out, I once spent over ten minutes partially stuck in a toilet cubicle. The pub has a tiny bathroom with one urinal and one cubicle; while I was doing a shit in the cubicle, some blokes came in and one started audibly giving the other a blow job. I tried to open the door a crack and saw the sucking off, along with another man wanking. They were taking up so much room that I couldn't open the door without disturbing them. I got a text asking if I'd fallen in the toilet and had to come out, so I opened the door anyway, washed my hands very quickly while the men stared at me and legged it. They gave me a dirty look when they passed me at the bar later on.

I've never done anything like this but I did once stand up post-coitus in a hotel room not realising the room was fully visible across a courtyard. I stood at the window and saw a room full of people in evening dress starting at me, entirely naked and wiping semen off my erect penis.

[Better Midlands]

... on the curtain.

[buttgammon]

... on the curtain.

Leaving a visible stain.

[Johnny Foreigner]

This kind of thing tends to happen on beaches, especially beaches where you can be in your natural state. If there are any secluded corners behind dunes or rocks, chances are you will find cruisers there, mostly, though not exclusively, gay men looking for a legover. It gives naturism a bad reputation. These beaches exist so you can enjoy the elements unencumbered and be comfortable with your own body; they are not designated dogging spots.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

I live near a beauty spot which also doubles up as a cruising spot.  I've not actually seen any shagging but I've found plenty of used Johnny packets which have been left on the floor.  Pisses me off.

[jobotic]

A spicey and fruity spot more like.

[eagle_bearer]

I live near a beauty spot which also doubles up as a cruising spot.  I've not actually seen any shagging but I've found plenty of used Johnny packets which have been left on the floor.  Pisses me off.

Yes. Littering, as mentioned in my opening post and also touched upon in the pet peeves thread I started, is big no-no. Doesn't half grind my gears. I'm pretty sure most people on here are not littering, but just in case, if any of you have any kind of wrapper after having eaten a snack outdoors, or maybe you have any empty cigarette packet after having just lit up your last fag, please do not simply drop your unwanted items to the floor. Put it in your pocket or carry it until you find a bin.   

[Dr Rock]

Fascist

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Yes. Littering, as mentioned in my opening post and also touched upon in the pet peeves thread I started, is big no-no. Doesn't half grind my gears. I'm pretty sure most people on here are not littering, but just in case, if any of you have any kind of wrapper after having eaten a snack outdoors, or maybe you have any empty cigarette packet after having just lit up your last fag, please do not simply drop your unwanted items to the floor. Put it in your pocket or carry it until you find a bin.

Yup.  Just selfish and lazy. 

[Tony Tony Tony]

Yes. Littering, as mentioned in my opening post and also touched upon in the pet peeves thread I started, is big no-no. Doesn't half grind my gears. I'm pretty sure most people on here are not littering, but just in case, if any of you have any kind of wrapper after having eaten a snack outdoors, or maybe you have any empty cigarette packet after having just lit up your last fag, please do not simply drop your unwanted items to the floor. Put it in your pocket or carry it until you find a bin.

If you think I'm carrying home a used condom full of jizz you are sadly mistaken.

Especially if it isn't my own.

[dex]

Never felt the need for spit in any sexual situation. Very porny.

Tears are considered nature's lube.