Do we share birthdays?

[no_offenc]

10th of August 1985.

[morgs]

14th October 1979. Now I will expect a card from you all.

Another snap, but 8 years your senior!  14/10/1971

You're like the older brother I never had, or even wanted. I tell you what, I won't buy you a card if you don't buy me one.

It's a deal.  You (we) share (y)our birthday with Sir Cliff

[TraceyQ]

I look 23 though, dont I? DON'T I???!!

No, I'm actually more aroused than before. How do you look so young?

I have a theory, that is actually based on scientific fact, but I'd best really not say it, or I'll get into *terrible* trouble.

Aw, come on, you cant do that. Spit it out, Sheepy. Go on, I'm all chilled out. I've been listening to the Cocteau Twins all day and everything.

[Ambient Sheep]

Aw, come on, you cant do that. Spit it out, Sheepy. Go on, I'm all chilled out. I've been listening to the Cocteau Twins all day and everything.

I do hope you realise what you've done there, but I have a terrible terrible feeling that you don't...  :-)

By the way I'm glad you've been listening to the Cocteaus!  Any chance of some on Sunday?

[Frinky]

If it's that Tracey's sleeping with me has made her look younger, then it's all true, I'm afraid. Actually, wait, no, I'm not afraid, that's fecking ace!

[Joy Nktonga]

Newbie adds: 26th September 1974, which sticks me firmly in the "old" camp by the looks of things.

[TraceyQ]

Aw, come on, you cant do that. Spit it out, Sheepy. Go on, I'm all chilled out. I've been listening to the Cocteau Twins all day and everything.

I do hope you realise what you've done there, but I have a terrible terrible feeling that you don't...  :-)

By the way I'm glad you've been listening to the Cocteaus!  Any chance of some on Sunday?

What? What did I do? Go on, spill. What's your theory/fact?

And you can bet your arse "Bluebeard" is getting a spin at the weekend.

[Silver SurferGhost]

....that makes me "old"

Nah, you're just middle-aged.  


EDIT: Bloody Q barging in before me
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[wasp_f15ting]

I haven't seen 1 for september yet.
I'm 30th september 1979

So no other Septemberists, bar me and rats :( why why... people don't fuck in november or something? meh

[TraceyQ]

EDIT: Bloody Q barging in before me
.

Shut it, Grandad.

[Silver SurferGhost]

I'll fetch me slipper to you young lady, once I've put me teeth in.


Not in me slipper, obviously. That would be weird.
.

[Ambient Sheep]

I'll fetch me slipper to you young lady, once I've put me teeth in.

Can I watch?

[Rev]

14th July 1976.

This isn't working, is it?

[Ambient Sheep]

Aw, come on, you cant do that. Spit it out, Sheepy.

I do hope you realise what you've done there, but I have a terrible terrible feeling that you don't...  :-)

What? What did I do? Go on, spill.

You've just done it again, to a lesser extent.

O.K., I won't stretch out this tedious innuendo any longer, as quite frankly I feel cheap and a bit ashamed now.  Put baldly: swallowing semen is supposed to be very good for the complexion as it contains lots of proteins that help to regenerate skin tissue.  It's also been recently proven to be an antidepressant, at least when taken vaginally - the researchers are currently considering investigating "other routes of transmission".  They reckon the effect is due to the hormones in it.  That was in New Scientist a couple of years ago, in fact here it is.

Now go and read your replies up there again.  You couldn't have Finbarr'd better if you'd tried.

Sorry.

And you can bet your arse "Bluebeard" is getting a spin at the weekend.

Ooooh, the one with the deep lyrics.  Things are like *that* again, are they?

[Lt Plonker]

17th March 1984

Which is St Patricks Day! Huzzah! I got an episode of The Simpsons based around my birthday.

[Cerys]

October Fourth, 1972.

I bet *you* remember 1976.

Actually, the only clear image I have of that summer is a dead crow in a dried-up brook behind our house.  Make of it what you will.

[Fucknose]

If anyone else shares my birthday  - 28th December, I'll be amazed. And yes it does suck, slap bang between christmas and new year when everyone is too skint to go out, and I get my presents wrapped in christmas paper. bastards.

[TraceyQ]

stuff

oh. Um. Okay.
I thought it was a combination of good genes, always using a moisturiser and never go to bed with my makeup on. Ah well.

[peet]

Probabilitiy dictates that we probably do. Let's see to what extent this is played out in practice.

I'm April the 8th (Same as Hwel Bennet) anyone else?

Bing! 8/4/79

Bastard - you're a year older than me.

Still, welcome to club 08-04. Anyone else?

...

Looks like it's just you, me, Hywel, Tony Banks and Kofi Annan then...

[jutl]

I bet *you* remember 1976.

I remember 1976. Vest weather. Bare-arsed vest weather, to be precise.

[tony peanuts]

30th March 1979 (2:10 pm)

Same birthday as Rolf Harris and Vincent Van Gogh.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Geck, and indeed pums.

29/07/86.

(IE-You're all old.)

[Morrisfan82]

I haven't seen 1 for september yet.
I'm 30th september 1979

Wa-hey, snap! Except I'm a year older than you. But that doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

[Reverend Minge]

October Fourth, 1972.

I bet *you* remember 1976.

Actually, the only clear image I have of that summer is a dead crow in a dried-up brook behind our house.  Make of it what you will.

I remember 1976 - what a heatwave.

I think I beat all you whippersnappers - how about 5/8/62, the day Marilyn Monroe died. Jesus, a wave of depression has just come over me.

We recently took on a rather tasty secretary at work and she expressed surprise at my age, saying that I looked far younger.

I was crushed when she quickly followed it with "you're the same age as my dad".

I'm off for my medication.....

[Ambient Sheep]

oh. Um. Okay.
I thought it was a combination of good genes, always using a moisturiser and never go to bed with my makeup on. Ah well.

You're probably right.

[butnut]

Hey, welcome back Silver Surfer Ghost!

Have you decided to return to us? If so, great!

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

I haven't seen 1 for september yet.
I'm 30th september 1979

You're exactly the same age as my brother then. Oh, and Martina Hingis.

[Ambient Sheep]

I think I beat all you whippersnappers - how about 5/8/62, the day Marilyn Monroe died.

Not quite...Gazeuse (page 1) beats you by just under six months.  Still you have now stolen the title of "second oldest Verbwhore", previously held by Another Mr Lizard I think.  And I think you've demoted me to fourth, so cheers for that!

We used to have an excellent poster on here a year or two back called Pink Fluid, who was 45 at the time.

We recently took on a rather tasty secretary at work and she expressed surprise at my age, saying that I looked far younger.  I was crushed when she quickly followed it with "you're the same age as my dad".

I once saw a beautiful relationship crushed because the girl involved found out that the bloke was older than her Dad - who'd admittedly had her very young.  She obviously knew that he was older than her, and had he just been a couple of years younger, she could have coped with it, but as it was...no.

Beware, all you younger Verbwhores, this *will* happen to you, no matter how much you think it won't... ;-)

[Reverend Minge]

I think I beat all you whippersnappers - how about 5/8/62, the day Marilyn Monroe died.

Not quite...Gazeuse (page 1) beats you by just under six months. quote]

Thank Christ for that!

[hands cold, liver warm]

dear ageing verbwhores, there was a song by The Who which somehow feels appropriate

the doctor tried to put me down..............(talking 'bout my inherited heart condition)
just becuase I can't hear a sound...............(talking 'bout my inherited heart condition)
my extremities are getting awfully cold....................(talking 'bout my inherited heart condition)
expect to die before I get to your age......................(talking 'bout my inherited heart condition)