Your last words on Earth...

[hands cold, liver warm]

That's right, I like to sexually abuse all your children. I do it very often and 6 year old emily loves it, the filthy whore.

[petula dusty]

I'm confused now. I read that and got deja vu and then read further down the thread and saw *that game* being played again so now I don't know if the first post is original or not.

'Please explain...'

Doh. Delayed reaction there.

Well. In another thread about death (cant be arsed to find the link) it turned into a farce because everyone kept posting other people's posts over and over (it was v funny) and when I read yours it seemed familiar and I thought the game had started again. Then when I read further on posts from the other thread kept turning up so I then I was unsure whether yours was a post from the other thread or original.

Clear? No. Never mind.

[Ambient Sheep]

In another thread about death (cant be arsed to find the link)...

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=3701 as usefully quoted by Mr. Butnut here.

Clear? No. Never mind.

It was to me.  I could see what you were thinking...

[ffogems]

No, my post wasn't from that thread. Similarities between my post and any in the other thread are fortuitous.

'Hmm, I am really enjoying this wank...'

[petula dusty]

'I'll do it later..I just need a little nap first'

Really, the odds are that those will be my final words unless I'm murdered or run over or summat.

Did I read somewhere in this thread a post that said 'he drowned to death'? That made I larf.

Edit: Soz ffogems, I wasn't implying that your post wasn't all your own work it just seemed familiar that's all.

And thanks Sheepy for doing the link. I knew *you* would be able to follow my twisty, turny train of thought. :)

[Banana Woofwoof]

"Smoking kills? Bollocks."

[Oscar]

"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman"

[Deadman97]

...Candyman Candyman"

Candyman is five times, Beetlejuice is three

[Oscar]

Candyman is five times, Beetlejuice is three

oops, shoddy memory. Five seems excessive, I'd just feel silly saying Candyman in the mirror five times.

[Coughlan]

"Wait, i never had the salmon moose"

[hands cold, liver warm]

"does searching for car insurance drive you crazy?"

[Lady Beaner]

'You have switched off the gas haven't you?'

[Chers penis]

I wish i'd surrendered my endowment policy back to the life office!

[Purple Tentacle]

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances!"

[hands cold, liver warm]

"one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

[InfiniteFury]

"The money's in the......in the.....<A-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH>...oh never mind..."

[ffogems]

'Hi there. The names Chris Morris. Was just wondering if I could say some made-up drug names to you.'

[hands cold, liver warm]

I imagine my death bed conversation will go something like this:

me dying: gurr, gurr, water. Please water no gurr ooof

nurse: thats a rubbish blue jam monologue, shut up

[Catalogue Trousers]

"Heh...You're falling right off of this skyscraper with me, Lawson, I think that everyone's death should count for something!"

[Mark Lawson]

"oooh Ricky, shove that Office DVD in harder! harder! oh yes oh yes oh yes ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhahghghhgghhg"

[hands cold, liver warm]

"Ok then, I'll try some marijuana"

[rjd2]

I think I will sing my last words

And it seems to me I lived my life
like a candle in the wind:
never fading with the sunset
when the rain set in.
And my footsteps will always fall here,
among England's greenest hills;
My candle's burned out long before
My legend ever will.


Well it is my death I'm allowed to be self indulgent.

Or
why me please take Justin Lee Collins instead.

[Artemis]

"Aaaah. It's all so clear now.... I can see which faith will bring you heaven. I'm so glad I secretly chose the right one. It's....."

"I can see those who went before us, all waiting behind the perly gates. It's so beautiful. Your <dead relative> isn't here, though."

"Checkmate."

"At my funeral, I don't want to be......."

"You were an accident."

"Could you put all that on my account, please?"

[RFT]

"bloody hell, we're shifting a bit..."

[slim]

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances!"

Yay!

[no_offenc]

"Hey lads, can we do this song I wrote?"

I'm a drummer.

[Ambient Sheep]

"Sorry, I WILL get round to replying to that PM of yours at some point..."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What do you think your last words will be?

"I might die, but it'll be worth it if I don't!"

[Charlie Potatoes]

"Let me see... red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire.... er... let's try cutting the re-"

[Artemis]

"You're not my son."