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Piss Poor Mongs

Started by @ssmaster, March 03, 2004, 09:34:26 PM

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@ssmaster

Post them here, like anything goes but your own work. The poorer the better.

This shouldn't warrant a second posting but here it is...




more poorness from me...








Jet Set Willy

I like the beadle one

baptist

Did this one but cannot remember what for:


Lt Plonker

The Les Dennis one is hilarious. The half-hearted Photoshoppery can be overlooked, I think.

monkhouse terror

Those have made me laugh a lot more than most things on here, what that says about me i have no idea.

Here are some of my what i think are crap ones:






Jet Set Willy

Monkhouse's crapones make me laugh more than anything dekionplexis ever dun.

@ssmaster

Those Saddam/Hitler mongs are great. Maybe piss poor mongs are good because you don't focus on the quality of the mong.

Here are some more if you liked those..








Regular John


monkhouse terror

I think your theory is right master of @ss, those are fucking funny :)

Edit: Particularly that fred durst one by the way.

Timmay

"Now... this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air "


Here's my worst ever mong.



At least that one had a topic. Fuck knows what I was trying for in this one...


Piss-poverty is in the eye of the monger, but I submit the following ...



Paletted bollocks, there.


Cerys & Still Not George, there.


Gazeuse, there.


Mills / McCartney crossing, there.


Morris / DeBurgh crossing, there.


Phobobobomoborobohobophobia, there.


Mediocre Rich

From something about films.


From something about alternative jobs.


Something about Ground Forces or some such.

sore bottom mum

Quote from: "Mediocre Rich"Something about Ground Forces or some such.

forget about the Ground Forces bit, it stands on it's own quite wonderfully.

butnut

Who nicked Dimmock's breasts?

fanny splendid

I wish I could join in with this thread...

Hehe, cunt.


Quote from: "sore bottom mum"it stands on it's own quite wonderfully.
Quote from: "then butnut"Who nicked Dimmock's breasts?
They stand on their own quite wonderfully too. Perhaps they walked off.

sproggy

Quote from: "Timmay"
At least that one had a topic. Fuck knows what I was trying for in this one...


I don't know either, but I bet you were listening to Simply Red at the time.

Rubbish Monkey

oops wrong thread

while im here i will add one of my firstest  mongs......


Alberon

Quote from: "Rubbish Monkey"

Ah, Beaker mongs. For some reason I can't help but like them. More Beaker mongs I say!

sproggy

Quote from: "Alberon"Ah, Beaker mongs. For some reason I can't help but like them. More Beaker mongs I say!

And it was thus so


Dusty Gozongas

Quote from: "sproglette"
And it was thus so

I'm sure you know why that one works nicely.

:-)  :nicenicenice:

Flook

Two nearly-rans from me:

This was going to be an unsuitable xmas present


And this, well, started off being funny, in my head at least after severeal stellas and a rather uncharming late night kebab...

JJJJH











I just wish I could remember doing them.

Purple Tentacle

As I remember the Winton/Harriet mong was hailed as a modern work of art, and rightly so.

@ssmaster

*Major Bump*

Time for more piss poorness






Frinky

Quote from: "JJJJH"

A personal fave, that one.

fanny splendid

Heh, heh, I do like 'Super Gary Coleman Robota Chan'.

Lord Spong

I've discovered these pictures from a supposed Iraqi execution video, but I'm not sure if they are genuine.  If they are fake though, they were obviously the work of a highly skilled artist.




Plank

Just jumping on the mspaint bandwagon.