NEW IMPROVED OUT VOMITINGLY RAGEOUS THREAD BY A MORON

[fudgemonkey]

Hello.

I Quote:
was thinking of starting a thread for all of us to try doing something like that. I reckon a good old out-sicking contest would be good for the soul.  


Well, here's a thread to do it.
Now get ready to not be as bleakly unfunny as Nighty Night, but as sick and funny as Blue Jam at it's best.

Let the vomiting over corpses of badgers chargrilled into pulps and force fed into the mouths of fumbling pensioners begin.

I posted this in the wrong forum and sadly you cannot reply.

But now the outsicking contest has begun.

By the way.

[TraceyQ]

You're taking the piss, yes?

[fudgemonkey]

Yes.
But feel free to be mocking my annoying obsession with posting useless things and attempting to be funny.

In fact, do it on here and I'll rename it SELF MOCKERY.
COme on, do us a favour and make fun of me.

[TraceyQ]

Sorry, I can't. I'm washing my hair tonight.

[fudgemonkey]

I would but I don't have a head.

[Banana Woofwoof]

Yes.
But feel free to be mocking my annoying obsession with posting useless things and attempting to be funny.

In fact, do it on here and I'll rename it SELF MOCKERY.
COme on, do us a favour and make fun of me.

God forbid we deprive you of the oxygen of attention!

Ah, a wacky type.

[Lee]

Hm... very poor. Where's that gravedigger picture when you need it?

[sproggy]

How very dare you.

You must learn to respect yourself before you can even begin to respect yourself.

Now fuck off spotty.

[Gandhi]

No more of these threads, please.