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Kid N Karver

Started by dekionplexis, March 03, 2004, 11:28:52 PM

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CUE: Dead Kennedys - Police Truck

BLACK.

...erghhhhhhhh,...ughhhhhhhhhhhhh,...shoot that shit, shoot that, shit, shoooot, that shit, shootthatshitshootthatshitshootthatshit, SHOOT THAT SHIT..

FADE UP....

TONIGHT.........
A CRAZY ASS STRETCH OF STREET.
LIGHTS, EVERYWHERE....
THE BLACK CADDY SPEEDS THROUGH THE TOWN LIKE A BULLET...

V/O: Sheen: 'Our hero's are out on the town, the lights are bright, the cadillac swerves, but they don't care, it's a night of excess, a night like any other..'

K I D  N'  K A R V E R.

KID IS DRIVING, BADLY. KARVER IS NEXT TO HIM, RIDING SHOT-GUN, LITERALLY, IT LAYS ON HIS LAP, SLEEPING.  KID HAS THE SHIT IN HIS VEIN, HE IS SCREAMING MANICALLY WHILE HE TRYS TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE CADDY.

THE CD PLAYER BLARES, IT PLAYS 'POLICE TRUCK' ON A LOOP.

KARVER, IN HIS MID-THIRTIES, MESSY MOUSTACHE, BEER BELLY PROTRUDING FROM HIS 'GUNS N ROSES'' T-SHIRT, LAUGHS, AS HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE IN ONE HAND AND TOKES A 'FAT BURGER' IN THE OTHER.

KID, ABOUT TWENTY-FOUR, FRESHED FACED, BUT PALE, HYPODERMIC STICKING FROM HIS LEFT ARM, SHAKES HIS HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE CRAZILY, SIPPING ON 'JACK DANIELS', WEARING HIS 'SKATER SHIT', THOUGH HE DOESN'T SKATE. HOOD FROM HIS HOODY FLAPPING IN THE BREEZE AS THE CADDY CARVES UP THE CURB LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF...

Kid: 'Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-hoop!'
Karver: 'Man, I am fucked up...'
Kid: 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOOP!'

......

CUE: Electric SIx - Gay Bar

CUT TO, THE EXTERIOR OF 'MAN O' MAN' THE BRIGHTLY PINK EXTERIOR HIDES THE 'BROWN LOVE' WITHIN. A BIG, BUTCH SKIN-HEAD GUARDS THE DOOR, HE IS WEARING A BLACK JACKET AND ADJUSTING HIS BIG BALLS INSIDE HIS TIGHT BLUE JEANS...

THE CADILLAC CRASHES INTO HIM, CRUSHING HIM DEATH, PINNING HIM TO THE WALL IN A BLOODY HEEP, AND CUTTING OFF THE MUSIC IN THE PROCESS. KID KILLS THE ENGINE, AND STARES AT KARVER, KARVER STARES AT KID...

Karver: '.....Holy shit dude....'
Kid: 'Yeah, really...'
Karver: '..YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!'
Kid: 'YAAAAAAAAAHOOP, YAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOP!!!'
Kid n Karver: 'YAHOOOOP - YAAAAAAAAAHOOOOP - YAAAAAHHHOOP'

THEY STAGGER OUT OF THE CAR, AND STAND STARING AT THE DEAD FAGGOT..

Kid: 'Karver...lets's walk dude....'
Karver: 'Fuckin A dude...'

CUE: Elvis Presley  - Guitar Man

V/O: Sheen: 'Our hero's are out for a good time, so they swagger down the street looking for whores, looking cool, Elvis style,...oh yeah...

CUT TO KID N' KARVER, WALKING SIDE BY SIDE, EYEING UP THE VARIOUS WHORES, SELLING THEIR JUICY WARES ON THE STREET, KARVER IS NODDING HIS HEAD TO THE MUSIC TRYING NOT TO FALL OVER, KID WALKS STARIGHT AS A SNAKE, WITH THE HYPO STICKING OUT HIS VEIN...

WHEN THEY SPOT KANDY...

CUE: Goldfrapp - Strict Machine

KANDY LOOKS LIKE 'TRACI LORDS' SHE'S IN HER LATE TWENTIES BUT THINKS SHE CAN PASS FOR FIFTEEN...
HER HAIR IS PERFECT BLONDE, LEGGY, SOFT LIKE SUGAR,  SHE LICKS A RED LOLLIPOP WITH HER SUCKABLE PINK-LIPSTICKED LIPS, THE KINDA GAL YOU'D KILL YA MOTHER FOR...SHE GOT GREAT TITS TOO, NIPPLES HARD AS A GREEN BERET...

Karver: 'Wow'
Kid: 'How much...'
Karver: 'Depends....'
Karver: 'Wow'
Kid: 'On what sugar-beet?'
Kandy: 'On what you want?'
Karver: 'Wow'
Kid: 'Me n fat boy here, what you say?..'
Karver: 'Wow'
Kandy: '100'
Kid: 'Ok....'
Karver: 'Fuckin' A dude...'
Kandy: 'Let's go......'

CUE: Tupac - Thug N U Thug N Me (Remix)

CUT TO....

A DINGY SHIT-HOLE OF AN APARTMENT, KARVER IS ON THE FLOOR, KANDY IS ON TOP OF HIM, GRINDING HIS COCK, UP N DOWN, HER BIG PINK-NIPPLED TITS SHAKE AS SHE GRINDS LIKE A MUTHA-FUCKA. KID IS BEHIND HER, INSIDE HER ASS, GRIPPING HER BY THE SHOULDERS, WITH THE HYPO STILL STICKING OUT OF HIS PURPLE VEIN. KANDY IS SWEATING, MOANING WITH HER HANDS IN HER HAIR, KARVER REACHES UP TO SQUEEZE HER TITS, SHE SLAPS HIS HANDS AWAY...

Kandy: 'Urghhhhhhh, fuck.....FUCK.....FUCKING..FUUUUCK!!!'
Kid: 'Yeah....yeah bitch....shit....you like it....yeah...ahh, ahhh,..ahrghh.ah,..ahh.'
Karver: 'WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW...hoooooop'

FADE TO, THE THREE OF THEM. LAYED OUT ON THE FLOOR, IN A SWEATY HEEP...

CUE: Diana Krall  - The Look Of Love

V/O: Sheen: ..And just when all seemed right,...the world turned to shit...

AN EXPLOSION...