Verbwhores Smoking Gun Contest

[The Duck Man]

The first Verbwhore to do the very obvious mong wins!

[mook]

OK..What do I win?

[The Duck Man]

Well it wasn't the "obvious" one, but it does deserve some kind of prize...

[Partridge's Love Child]

That's utterly filthy.  The sofa I mean.  Even a quick FibrezeTM would make a difference.

[ColinBradshaw]

haha!

[The Duck Man]

Oooh, that included an extra phallus. I presumed you'd just change the wording. Good work ColinBradshaw!

[All Surrogate]

[The Duck Man]

Hey hey! Points out the flaw in the "obvious" joke, that it's actually pointed at his chest! Excellent work All Surrogate!

[All Surrogate]

Hey hey! Points out the flaw in the "obvious" joke, that it's actually pointed at his chest! Excellent work All Surrogate!

Ooh, thanks!  Messing about moving letters is all I'm good for; be thankful I don't do more mongs.  Nevertheless, I am chuffed. :)

[Artemis]

[The Duck Man]

Hey hey!

[Lt Plonker]

[The Duck Man]

The more brutal form that...

[butnut]

Hehe Plonker, I like the oh-so-subtle blond head next to Terry.

[Lt Plonker]

Thanks. :) I missed Children in Need this year. Does Roslin still co-present? Or am I thinking of something else?

[Artemis]

Oh my God! It's David Bowie!!

(Looks like he's enjoying it down there, though)

[The Duck Man]

Thanks. :) I missed Children in Need this year. Does Roslin still co-present? Or am I thinking of something else?

No! They replaced her with demons from hell - Kaplinsky and Fearne Cotton!

[Divnee Gan]

Fearne Cotton's a right minx, but I agree the Kaplinsky is a demon from hell. She's not even that attractive.

[The Duck Man]

Yeah, Fearne Cotton's quite hot. But she's hugely irritating.