Whoring Whores

[Partridge's Love Child]

From an idea dredged up almost by accident on the photography thread, here's your chance to make a nice little calling card to put up in phone boxes and newsagents' windows to advertise your wares.

Jutl already done dees:





I seem to remember splattermac doing one of me ages ago, which featured Quentin Crisp.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Here's my rather pathetic opener...

[sick as a pike]

I feel I've probably missed the point of this thread, but I did this anyway.

[jutl]

Did you get that by googling for 'ho'?

[sick as a pike]

There wasn't a 'Ho' link at all. I just liked the idea of a Dismal Pirate.  
I like your Eagle.  I was going to do an ant that talks dirty next, but I think you might have the bestiality (aviality?) covered.

[splattermac]

a couple from the late horsegun

[Lt Plonker]

[Tre]

Like it Plonker

Here's mine...

[JJJJH]

[JJJJH]

[Almost Yearly]

[Partridge's Love Child]

Does she offer a Goldman shower?

[Brian]

All very good . Partridge's are excellent. Funny, haunting and graphically spot on.

[Dusty Gozongas]

All very good . Partridge's are excellent. Funny, haunting and graphically spot on.

Partridge's are templates and not intentionally good IMV. A thread starter if you will. I'm sure he won't mind me saying that you're easily impressed.

[fanny splendid]

[butnut]

Fanny!! Splendid.

[Almost Yearly]

I don't get it.

Jutl already done dees:

[hencole]

I liked sick as pikes best, but then he does have a solid and sturdy chin.

[Dusty Gozongas]

Brian and arqarqa didn't notice that Jutl already done dees:

Well I never had the bloke as a talentless fuck until right now. Shurely some mistake? You live and learn.

*this is hopefully the last time I qualify a remark with a smiley. I'm rude but I don't really mean owt by it * ;o)