Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 1 - DoesNotFollow vs Clive Dogshit (NSFW)

[DoesNotFollow]

Fnuh!

[Mr Farenheit]

YESS!!

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

fuck my eyes

[Clive Dogshit]

Hahaha that's amazing

[touchingcloth]

Oh my

[Fambo Number Mive]

Love it.

[PlanktonSideburns]

No idea what it means, but love it none the less

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Glorious

[DoesNotFollow]

No idea what it means, but love it none the less

Thanks, some context:

I sometimes hold my arms out and look at them and think: "what the fuck are those? no really, what are they?" and feel I could be more streamlined, tripoded, just a torso tapering to a small nub. Ideally I'd be like a peace sign - stick middle, no arms, long legs, dangling middleman, all set in a hoop to bowl myself around town like a shrieking human steering wheel. What was the question again

[selectivememory]

I was in the same boat as Plankton, but that context has elevated it to another level. Amazing work.

[TheGingerAlien]

A powerful and haunting piece of art 10/10 wronging

[Clive Dogshit]

I believe that is what's known as a 200 mph ace serve that smashes right through your teeth and out the back of your skull.

[Cerys]

I have The Fear, but it's a beautiful Fear.  A beautiful one.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Just noticed it's made from his own opponent's glorious post, which is a lovely touch

[The Mollusk]

hahahaha

[KaraokeDragon]

There's just enough 3D in the "middleman" to tell that it's detached from the "hoop"; this detail is what makes it extra disconcerting to me. Marvellous work.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Viz meets Francis Bacon

[WhoMe]

An instant classic, Clive

[Vodkafone]

Tremendous

[touchingcloth]

Is it wrong that I want to lick it?

Sorry, that was meant for the other match.

[Clive Dogshit]

ARGH FUCK IT

[PlanktonSideburns]

Pair of crackers there

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Love the hand drawn style. Best match so far.

[Cerys]

This is a very wholesome match, it has to be said.

[DoesNotFollow]

I am aallll bout that!

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

holy fuuuuck

[Vodkafone]

The fly agaric helm is really something.

[Vodkafone]

This is a very wholesome match, it has to be said.

You need to see someone.

[Cerys]

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

[BlodwynPig]

What is the source for that wanking wolf?