Money Off Arsewanks

[Goldentony]

Cheap but youve got no choice, suck off someone or get sucked off back in my day, want to go back to that? wouldnt force dogs to choose between those, I have but I wont any more and thats whats important, im the normal one now

[Glebe]

There's 20% off arsewanks in Poundland right now. But hurry!

[Goldentony]

POUNDSTRETCHER confusingly retitled ARSEWANKSTRETCHER instead of the other more obvious option

Spoiler alert

JOHN SHOP

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[Glebe]

Poundland now renamed WANKERS B&Q, just to confuse things.

[dissolute ocelot]

Back in my day it was the 99 pee store or pound land, and we were happy. And wet and sore.

[Glebe]

Back in my day it was the 99 pee store or pound land, and we were happy. And wet and sore.

A thrupence and two down my way, still, we were happy with the arsewank.

[Goldentony]

this was all arsewanks this, far as yer can see

[Glebe]

this was all arsewanks this, far as yer can see

I can see a long way!