Morris Hoaxes - They Go On And On And On And On And On...

[TJ]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=79733261

[Go With The Flow]

"How can I prove to the world that I actually am the real Chris Morris? Oh I know, by USING THE TERM 'THE REAL CHRIS MORRIS'! Haha, now everyone will believe!"

[Brutus Beefcake]

Did this need a thread?

[TJ]

Did this need a thread?

Yes. Because otherwise we'll end up with twenty threads started by people saying "anyone else seen this? is it really him?". And because I felt like starting one!

[Robot Devil]

"I don't want kids"

That'll come as a surprise to his kids.

[Brutus Beefcake]

Did this need a thread?

Yes. Because otherwise we'll end up with twenty threads started by people saying "anyone else seen this? is it really him?". And because I felt like starting one!

I'm sure most people are aware that myspace is of celebrity impersonators, it's certainly been mentioned in the myspace thread.

[benthalo]

Chris Morris, earlier today:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonscott/237062693/

Grrr. He's dangerous.

[Marv Orange]

I'm sure most people are aware that myspace is of celebrity impersonators, it's certainly been mentioned in the myspace thread.

Even Tom?

[Go With The Flow]

Chris Morris, earlier today:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonscott/237062693/

Grrr. He's dangerous.

D'you reckon he just did something MAD and WACKY?? I bet he was on CAKE!1111

[Brutus Beefcake]

I'm sure most people are aware that myspace is of celebrity impersonators, it's certainly been mentioned in the myspace thread.

Even Tom?

He's actually Tim.

[chand]

I'm sure most people are aware that myspace is of celebrity impersonators, it's certainly been mentioned in the myspace thread.

Even Tom?

The Tom-impersonating craze is probably the most prolific on the site, with shitloads of Tom-only groups. Marvel at Toilet Tom and Black Tom.

[Tom Tortoise]

Heh, it would be fun if Morris did have a MySpace. And quoted himself in the subtitle and such :)

[Brutus Beefcake]

Yeah that would be a riot.

[pandadeath]

The worst thing is the mound of twunts quoting Brasseye endlessly in the comments section.

"LOLZ! Its a rite larf to quote stuff all the time until its not funniezz! lets go sing a britney song ironically film it an post in on youtube so we can larf at it!"

[The Duck Man]

I think virtually every single celebrity you can think of has a fake MySpace account.

Morris is a populist, LOL.

[Emergency Lalla Ward Ten]

I thought I'd found Ari Up's MySpace page the other day. I got excited for about a second, but then...oh.

[Rev]

Cynics, the lot of you.  It's the real Morris.  If the rare picture in his profile isn't proof, then I don't know what is.

[Mr Grue]

D'you reckon he just did something MAD and WACKY?? I bet he was on CAKE!1111

He had been looking down the road as a meercat might, and he didn't have his telly face on. I reckon he'd been stood up for a drink by Noel Fielding. There was an air of mystery about him, too, but I was too busy enjoying seeing a kid riding his bike on the pavement and shouting out "beep beep" at the pedestrians. One man's Clinton Cards moment is another man's ASBO.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Because otherwise we'll end up with twenty threads started by people saying "anyone else seen this?

If I'm correctling judging the personalities of people that do that sort of thing, there's a good chance you still will.