The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud: The Thread

[saltysnacks]

I had to go and force some equilibrium on myself in the stationary cupboard. Oh gawd, that sounds like some kind of ersatz Will Self phrase for having a wank. I wasn't, I repeat wasn't wanking in the stationary cupboard again.

Sorry to hear about your mum, but this floored me.

[Gregory Torso]

^ Brilliant (also sorry to hear about your mum)

[Huxleys Babkins]

Pringles. GUZZLED TO FUCK

[samadriel]

Love Gok wan, and hate the #metoo movement which has driven him into the shadows, his probing hands now limp and atrophied.

[Rocket Surgery]

God bless this thread for alerting me to Pijlstaart wonderments that I may otherwise have missed.

[canadagoose]

This little exchange in the Shitty Compliments thread gave me a laugh:

Clownbaby, I think people often don't use language well to express precisely what they mean, so they may be meaning what you'd rather they actually said. Is possible. In my experience life works more smoothly if you don't ascribe to malice what can more easily be assigned to incompetence.

I agree with the big bald bender above.

[BlodwynPig]

My first out loud guffaw on CaB for 5 years

Shoulder's "Trees of Weasel Dynasties" post in deso thread. An absurd, melancholic beauty.

[Tombola]

From the Doctor Who thread, #YazComparisons had me cackling for a good two minutes.

btw i been meaning to ask - is there actually a script editor listed anywhere ? cos he fucking needs one -

'oh, just like the Red Cross' - CLANG !
'oh, just like my bodycam' - CLANG !
'oh, just like CERN' - CLANG !
i think there may have been another too but four days on ive forgotten it

OK so one or even at a push two of these might be ok but three or possibly four ? red pen time ! ('oh you mean like the teacher at school ?')

Haha. This is the next #YazQuestions. #YazComparisons

Daleks - 'oh, just like Nazis'
Cybermen - 'oh, just like the Borg off Star Trek'
Pting -  'oh, just like Nibbler off Futurama'
An old car in the 1940s - 'oh, just like my police car'
Insane wolf monster - 'oh, just like a big cross dog'
Disembodied floating head coming out of a portal - 'oh, just like a head'

[Ferris]

I'm never in these threads, so they must be bullshit.

[Maurice Yeatman]

There hasn't been a "Last CaB post that made you LAUGH on the INSIDE" thread yet, so have faith.

[Chairman Bodog]

I'm never in these threads, so they must be bullshit.

Innit?

[Nowhere Man]

I'm never in these threads, so they must be bullshit.

I don't think i've been given the honour, but I started the thread so I at least get billy bragging rights!

[Neville Chamberlain]

I must admit I enjoy seeing the phrase "HARD BREXIT NOW" in response to something shitty. I think it should replace "GET IN GRAVE", which I always thought was a bit rubbish.

[Konki]

I'm never in these threads, so they must be bullshit.

ROFL

[Space ghost]

My ex-comedy fan girlfriend didn't post on CaB because she said it sometimes was akin to walking into a public school dormitory at night. She'd be surrounded by all these giggly, snorting schoolboys blowing raspberries and a few snooty prefects giving her the ocassional dismissive glance. That was some time ago though..

Funny and pertinent.

[Johnny Yesno]

I must admit I enjoy seeing the phrase "HARD BREXIT NOW" in response to something shitty. I think it should replace "GET IN GRAVE", which I always thought was a bit rubbish.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[Nowhere Man]

Funny and pertinent.

We're just an advanced version of The Beano levels of humour really.

[chveik]

"So, what do you want for tea?" is the universal standard for underlining just how cool you are with your son coming out. We have to start coming out like "I'm gay, and pizza" to save time

[BlodwynPig]

Ferriswheelbueller always tickles me... when he's not happy slapping me at baseball games...after ive correctly predicted the result

[DoesNotFollow]

I've got a copy of this macabre list:

- a kid
- a kid
- a kid
- a kid
- a child
- a kid

[Utter Shit]

Would explain the "Paul is gay pizza" graffiti someone on here once saw.

[Clownbaby]

Funny and pertinent.

Haaa she nailed it

[The Boston Crab]

I wholeheartedly agree.

GET IN THE FUCKING SEA


Probably more your level.

[Vodka Margarine]

My eighty-year-old auntie went through a similar thing recently on a third date with a ninety year old widower.  She invited him to join her for Friday night Hayes bridge club and the rascal turned up at her house with a tiny overnight bag and toothbrush.

This sort of presumptive shenanigans will never cease.

[Johnny Yesno]

GET IN THE FUCKING SEA


Probably more your level.

Ah, I forgot. It was one of yours, wasn't it? No wonder it was shit.

[pancreas]

WHOA. Anyone order a side of burnt crab?

[Replies From View]

Ah, I forgot. It was one of yours, wasn't it? No wonder it was shit.

GET IN GRAVE was good.  Everyone thought so at the time and still knows it.

GET IN THE FUCKING SEA is the shit one from that devastatingly untalented cunt who steals his only good material from here and uses it to build relationships with real comedians like Bob Mortimer.

If Boston Crab is angry about it all then I'd say that's fair enough.

[The Boston Crab]

I laughed.

[Ferris]

Ferriswheelbueller always tickles me... when he's not happy slapping me at baseball games...after ive correctly predicted the result

He's hilarious, a great poster - one of the best of the last few years. CaB would be poorer without him.

Edit: shit forgot to log out and log into my sock account. Disregard.

[BlodwynPig]

He's hilarious, a great poster - one of the best of the last few years. CaB would be poorer without him.

Edit: shit forgot to log out and log into my sock account. Disregard.

Thank you for your kind words.