Have you thought yet about my proposal

[Replies From View]

for you to "come round" and be permanently morphed into the shape of Ken Dodd

[pancreas]

why it gotta be dodd

[Replies From View]

because that is the shape decided

[Poobum]

Of course Ken Dodd is famously multi-morphic, so this would be an upgrade on my simple mono-morphic existence. I accept!

[Glebe]

This is a scam folks, Replies PM'd me last night with an offer to come round and transmogrify me into Norman Collier "for a small fee". I smelled a rat and told him to go fuck himself. I suggest you do the same.

[Replies From View]

This is a scam folks, Replies PM'd me last night with an offer to come round and transmogrify me into Norman Collier "for a small fee". I smelled a rat and told him to go fuck himself. I suggest you do the same.

"Smelling a rat" is not the same as identifying a scam you rigorous bulb of sinew and cartilage.

Slandering and libelling people won't earn you a basic crust Mr Cunt.

[Glebe]

Insult me as ye must if must be but remember that it is the slow worm that mocks the unphlagee.