Celebrity Big Brother [ITV]

[Ja'moke]

After the success of the civilian Big Brother revival last year, the celeb version is back tonight (Monday 4 March).

There are rumours of the line-up already out there. Let's see which of these pricks makes a knob of themselves.

[JesusAndYourBush]

There was a trailer featuring various people with their faces hidden, one was wearing a big coat.  Assuming there were any clues rather than it being random shit, my guess is Ian Wright.

[JesusAndYourBush]

The first 2 housemates both let slip that they know who else is going to be in the house, which is a bit of a swizz if you ask me.

[Noodle Lizard]

Can't believe they managed to get Billy Could in on such short notice.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I suppose saying Fungus the Bogeyman is in the house would be rum and uncharitable so I won't. AJ looks nice this evening. Don't know if I can actually be arsed with this series. Prefer the non-celeb one.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I suppose they're banking on Bad Gary saying something juicy about Ver Royals

[imitationleather]

AJ reminds me of when I'd be on ketamine and my mum would ring me and I'd be really struggling to get my words out.

[jobotic]

I suppose they're banking on Bad Gary saying something juicy about Ver Royals

Anything he says about that will be bleeped out. Looks like we'll get to see him be a twat though. Great.

Louis Walsh looks too fucked to show.

[imitationleather]

They were clearly expecting Louis and Sharon to be making comments, not watching in glassy silence like it's an old peoples' home just after the meds are served up.

[imitationleather]

I am guessing Louis has who each person is and what they do written on those cards he's holding.

[JesusAndYourBush]

I've got Google running on overdrive looking up who these cunts are.
Heckin' Sue? Sounds like someones pet cat on reddit.
Some royal Gary who looks a bit like Alan Carr with a beard.

And showing those 2 cunts watching it on tv is spoiling it. Just fuck them off and only show them when their input is needed.

[imitationleather]

Oh great. Rylan from Wish.

[jobotic]

This is just going to be people who shout instead of having personalities isn't it?

Which comes as quite a shock.

[imitationleather]

So far I reckon the guy with the ears is gonna win.

[JesusAndYourBush]

And while I was typing that I missed who that guy with no strides on is.

[jobotic]

Big Broth-ear

[Ja'moke]

I only know Ekin-Su because she was on this current season of Traitors US. She seemed nice enough.

Not heard of most of the others so far, outside of Louis and Sharon. That doesn't tend to matter after a couple of days, though, so long as they're entertaining.

[Blue Jam]

Uncle Legend Gary! Yessssss! Kensington Palace will be in damage limitation mode with a team watching the live feed 24/7 in the War Room. They won't have enough fainting couches.

Not watching this (he's a terrible person and there's snooker on) but reading about it will be a guilty pleasure for sure.

[bgmnts]

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/cbb-faryal-makhdoom-gaza-housemate-b2501169.html

Controversy.

[imitationleather]

Okay Levi Roots? Yes he will win this.

[imitationleather]

Levi and Peter Jones probably get paid every time that song is on telly. Expect to be hearing it a LOT over the next fortnight.

[JesusAndYourBush]

FFS stop showing those 2 cadavers, it's BORING!

[imitationleather]

Did this woman actually explain what she's known for?

[Snrub]

Surely Levi doesn't need the dosh - wonder if he's some sort of massive Big Brother fan as can't work out why he'd do it otherwise

[jobotic]

This really is great tv.

Her name is Zeze.



[silence]

[dontpaintyourteeth]

They've clearly blown the budget on Sharon and Louis. What a waste.

[imitationleather]

Clearly Mizzy turned the producers down.

[jobotic]

Did this woman actually explain what she's known for?

Shouting.

[Captain Z]

There are adults now who weren't born when Meet The Osbournes was last on TV/Louis Walsh left The X Factor/Will & Kate got married/Reggae Reggae Sauce was discontinued

[imitationleather]

Russell Brand, Matt Le Tissier, Gary Glitter and Beverly Allitt to be the final four housemates is my prediction.