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Title: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Tension Knob on May 08, 2020, 08:10:30 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/MC66PHG/05-tk-wimblewrong-2020-1.png)
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 08, 2020, 08:14:35 PM
Hit my sweet spot!
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 08, 2020, 08:29:29 PM
lovely stuff.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 08, 2020, 08:53:47 PM
love it
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 08, 2020, 10:04:26 PM
*Dickovnyyyyyy*

(https://i.imgur.com/i3GBbcF.png)
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: selectivememory on May 08, 2020, 10:10:14 PM
Haha. Cracking return Blodders.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: idunnosomename on May 08, 2020, 10:13:05 PM
hahah love this match
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Cerys on May 09, 2020, 12:28:18 AM
Yargh!
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 09, 2020, 07:44:43 AM
Too much writing.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Tension Knob on May 11, 2020, 02:04:53 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/2PVV08G/06-tk-wimblewrong-2020.jpg)
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Cerys on May 11, 2020, 02:29:42 AM
I find myself questioning my sexuality.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 07:13:07 AM
Nirvana. Thats such a good shot
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 11, 2020, 09:34:56 AM
"I have really low standards".  Its what we want to hear from all women.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig NSFW
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 09:50:32 AM
*God Is An Alieeeeeennnnnn*

(https://i.imgur.com/4qszMPm.png)
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Cerys on May 11, 2020, 10:01:10 AM
Lovely stuff, but my vote has to go to Tension Knob.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: selectivememory on May 11, 2020, 10:09:38 AM
Good match all round, but I think Tension Knob takes it for their second shot.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 11, 2020, 10:48:31 AM
Tension Knob's second also wins it for me.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 11, 2020, 11:28:45 AM
Tension Knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 11, 2020, 11:59:52 AM
*puts thinking cap on*

I've recently been watching Twin Peaks season 2, so Blodder final shot chimes with me... But I'm a big Gillian Anderson fan, and overall (for me Clive) TKs two shots are a little better.


Tension knob, but it was a close call.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Butchers Blind on May 11, 2020, 12:09:03 PM
Knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 12:10:06 PM
Knob

steady-on its only a game
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 11, 2020, 12:41:28 PM
Tension Knob, but well played Blodders but your last shot had a bit too much text in and was more style over substance.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 12:42:31 PM
Tension Knob, but well played Blodders but your last shot had a bit too much text in and was more style over substance.

fuck you... you've missed half the easter eggs
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 11, 2020, 01:44:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VgdzdNo.png)
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: chveik on May 11, 2020, 01:52:57 PM
tension
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 11, 2020, 02:08:14 PM
Tension Knob for encouraging me to wank
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 02:14:40 PM
christ, a perfect end to my week of hell
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: kittens on May 11, 2020, 02:22:37 PM
tk
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 11, 2020, 02:47:25 PM
knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: QDRPHNC on May 11, 2020, 03:28:49 PM
Yep, TK for the second shot, although Blodders put up a good fight.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Fishfinger on May 11, 2020, 03:29:52 PM
Another one for Knobby, sorry. The cheesegrater on a stick is fab.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 04:22:45 PM
Another one for Knobby, sorry. The cheesegrater on a stick is fab.

For anyone who didn't realise - that is the vinegar sponge for Jesus analogy. I can safely post spoilers now for you DUMB FUCKS...shame I couldn't find Aramaic word for Alien.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 11, 2020, 07:14:35 PM
I vote for BlodwynPig
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 11, 2020, 07:38:49 PM
I vote for BlodwynPig

;) kind man, generous man, not bald man
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: greencalx on May 11, 2020, 08:17:07 PM
Sorry Blodders, the Knob has it, the Knob has it. Unlock.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: idunnosomename on May 11, 2020, 08:53:59 PM
blodders because as a biblical scholar i enjoyed the holy cheese grater on a stick
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Crabwalk on May 11, 2020, 10:32:52 PM
Knob.

Cowe gonna be chopps.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: His Name Is Death on May 11, 2020, 11:58:26 PM
Tension Knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Old Thrashbarg on May 12, 2020, 12:22:16 AM
Tension Knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 12, 2020, 09:37:38 AM
I didn't think I was that bad?! fucking hell...it's like when you find out your family are all rabid Tories. Not even conciliatory condolences, just "WE DOMINATE YOU. MICHAEL GOVE IS GOD AND YOU MUST BE DEFENESTRATED FROM THE FIFTH FLOOR"
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Cerys on May 12, 2020, 09:42:24 AM
You weren't bad at all, Blod.  Knobby was just better.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 12, 2020, 09:51:21 AM
You weren't bad at all, Blod.  Knobby was just better.

Yes. But statistically speaking...I'm worse than...no....no don't say it...Pancreas!
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 12, 2020, 09:51:26 AM
I do wonder if Knob has a shrine for Gillian Anderson though... a dirty little shrine with clippings and tributes
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 12, 2020, 09:58:19 AM
I do wonder if Knob has a shrine for Gillian Anderson though... a dirty little shrine with clippings and tributes

Don't we all? My shrine is sadly soiled by 2 decades of gratings.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Cerys on May 12, 2020, 09:59:53 AM
Could be worse.  It could be grated by two decades of soilings.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: alan nagsworth on May 12, 2020, 10:04:18 AM
I didn't think I was that bad?! fucking hell...it's like when you find out your family are all rabid Tories. Not even conciliatory condolences, just "WE DOMINATE YOU. MICHAEL GOVE IS GOD AND YOU MUST BE DEFENESTRATED FROM THE FIFTH FLOOR"

Don't take it too hard! You're always a great player and I love your bizarre, convoluted streams of ideas, whether in Wimblewrong or just your general posting. The tournament's getting tight now though, these tragic cuts can often be inevitable. It is a scorching hot year for talent as well.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 12, 2020, 10:11:38 AM
Don't take it too hard! You're always a great player and I love your bizarre, convoluted streams of ideas, whether in Wimblewrong or just your general posting. The tournament's getting tight now though, these tragic cuts can often be inevitable. It is a scorching hot year for talent as well.

Oh, thanks....don't worry, I'm just going through my usual WimbleWrong post-defeat howl of despair. I promised myself I wouldn't need to do it this year as I enjoyed it, but the last weeks have been a spiral of serious and perceived trauma. Happy to have made my first 3rd round and lose to a fellow Anderson fanatic.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 12, 2020, 10:27:09 AM
Don't feel too bad mate, I'm getting destroyed because nobody appreciates the deep layers of comedy lore represented in my first return.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 12, 2020, 10:40:22 AM
I wish this lasted all year.. so much quality from you all
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 12, 2020, 08:24:22 PM
Tension for the release of the second shot. Honourable mention for that knob cloud in Blod's first return.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 12, 2020, 09:15:55 PM
Tension Knob
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: selectivememory on May 13, 2020, 09:55:38 AM
Tension Knob is into the quarters with a 19-2 win. Good game though and thanks for playing, Blodders.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: BlodwynPig on May 13, 2020, 10:08:13 AM
Well done Tension Knob and thanks for sparking the old flame of desire for one last time.
Title: Re: Round 3: Tension Knob vs BlodwynPig
Post by: Tension Knob on May 13, 2020, 01:42:10 PM
thanks for the game Blodwyn and thanks to Gillian Anderson for being with us during this uncertain time.