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The King's Glock

Started by Russ L

Replies: 0
Views: 63

April 12, 2024, 07:07:52 AM
by Russ L

You'll never guess who I had in the back of my taxi last week

Started by Russ L

Replies: 15
Views: 255

April 11, 2024, 01:29:21 PM
by Ferris

Ways to compliment a partner without drawing on their appearance

Started by shoulders

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Replies: 35
Views: 506

April 11, 2024, 11:42:14 AM
by Vodkafone

hennig wehn digging up corpses and fucking their arseholes

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 7
Views: 232

April 10, 2024, 05:52:07 PM
by Russ L

Celebrities that would fancy your mum

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 0
Views: 62

April 10, 2024, 02:31:08 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

New abbreviations for Pornography

Started by shoulders

Pages1 2

Replies: 34
Views: 471

April 10, 2024, 12:41:04 PM
by Russ L

Zoos are cool

Started by Senior Baiano

Replies: 5
Views: 134

April 10, 2024, 09:14:37 AM
by Senior Baiano

Everyone is asleep.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 11
Views: 190

April 09, 2024, 09:25:07 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

Le Governeur iz in ze crappeur

Started by Russ L

Replies: 5
Views: 135

April 09, 2024, 05:05:39 PM
by Russ L

RUSH HOUR CRUSH

Started by Scarlett Tangible

Replies: 0
Views: 77

April 09, 2024, 12:48:11 PM
by Scarlett Tangible

Your boss is hiding under a towel wanking and chanting “it’s only a game show”

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 4
Views: 109

April 08, 2024, 04:37:30 PM
by Glebe

Porke Things (new Yourgash Glanthimons film)

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 1
Views: 83

April 08, 2024, 09:52:26 AM
by Cleveland Steamer

da boss is in the john

Started by Pink Gregory

Replies: 20
Views: 321

April 07, 2024, 04:01:50 PM
by frajer

Question time - Is Shrek a catholic?

Started by Pink Gregory

Replies: 6
Views: 126

April 07, 2024, 02:14:48 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

Dire Straits - Walk of Life "definitely about wanking" say lyric analysts

Started by shoulders

Replies: 10
Views: 188

April 07, 2024, 01:13:16 PM
by Russ L

Slut shamed by Corporal Jones

Started by Huxleys Babkins

Replies: 10
Views: 212

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by Jittlebags

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Started by Goldentony

Replies: 0
Views: 61

April 06, 2024, 09:35:11 PM
by Goldentony

Halitosis Hound's Hilarious Hijinks

Started by Jittlebags

Replies: 1
Views: 76

April 06, 2024, 08:16:18 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

Hardcore pornography, except it's made by Aardman

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 20
Views: 275

April 06, 2024, 03:22:46 PM
by idunnosomename

Clowne skirmish soon

Started by pancreas

Replies: 15
Views: 205

April 06, 2024, 10:28:46 AM
by poo

Only Fools and Horses but its Fawlty Towers (and vice versa)

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 0
Views: 60

April 06, 2024, 09:52:01 AM
by Fambo Number Mive

Robotic Huw Pym "goes ballistic"

Started by kalowski

Replies: 3
Views: 78

April 06, 2024, 09:43:40 AM
by shoulders

Did anyone else have the 200ft Sheridan Smith dream? I awoke and missed the end

Started by Gob Shine Algorithm

Replies: 4
Views: 123

April 06, 2024, 06:55:14 AM
by shiftwork2

Today’s weather forecast

Started by Clatty McCutcheon

Replies: 3
Views: 90

April 05, 2024, 06:40:27 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

I am coming out of hibernation

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 11
Views: 162

April 05, 2024, 04:04:00 PM
by pancreas

Imagine actually winning the internet

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 19
Views: 304

April 05, 2024, 03:23:39 PM
by Russ L

What would you buy yourself if you were given F100?

Started by Dex Sawash

Replies: 2
Views: 99

April 05, 2024, 12:29:07 PM
by Dex Sawash

THE RUDDER

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 7
Views: 95

April 05, 2024, 12:24:51 PM
by Dex Sawash

PISSCHRIST Rambo

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 10
Views: 265

April 05, 2024, 01:16:16 AM
by Goldentony

german bloke who thinks anthony burgess' name was anthony bee gees

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 4
Views: 151

April 04, 2024, 02:09:20 PM
by Senior Baiano

Britain's Next Top Paedophile

Started by Scarlett Tangible

Replies: 8
Views: 157

April 04, 2024, 01:11:44 PM
by Senior Baiano

My magical Ray Stubbs doll

Started by kalowski

Replies: 2
Views: 132

April 04, 2024, 11:46:09 AM
by Senior Baiano

Just Keep Fouling

Started by Midas

Replies: 3
Views: 80

April 04, 2024, 07:16:04 AM
by Russ L

Separating the fart from the fartist

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 0
Views: 53

April 03, 2024, 10:37:55 PM
by Stoneage Dinosaurs

200ft Bono "May or May Not" be April Fools

Started by Gob Shine Algorithm

Replies: 1
Views: 98

April 02, 2024, 10:51:24 PM
by Ray Travez

£££Live laugh love Martin Lewis Meerkat dot com side hustles for money£££

Started by Mr Eggs

Replies: 4
Views: 164

April 02, 2024, 04:12:07 PM
by jenna appleseed

Opposite CaB posters

Started by Pink Gregory

Pages1 2

Replies: 45
Views: 1,128

April 02, 2024, 03:41:54 PM
by touchingcloth

I just played the BEST April Fool's joke on someone

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 0
Views: 62

April 02, 2024, 02:40:42 PM
by touchingcloth

I am actually famous sex-dodgy royal Prints Angrew APRIL FOOLS

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 4
Views: 132

April 02, 2024, 11:01:35 AM
by steve98

jesus insult romans, call empire "pony"

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 15
Views: 317

April 02, 2024, 08:17:48 AM
by shoulders

HS Art to be turned into Glinner fan forum all posters banned

Started by popcorn

Replies: 13
Views: 269

April 01, 2024, 09:19:22 PM
by Video Game Fan 2000

Any more April Fools threads to result in permanent expulsion from HS Art

Started by Chollis

Replies: 4
Views: 115

April 01, 2024, 06:09:09 PM
by Russ L

The new Joseph Beuys work

Started by buttgammon

Replies: 3
Views: 88

March 31, 2024, 11:38:07 PM
by Ray Travez

What was the best British-made vibrator of all time?

Started by Russ L

Pages1 2

Replies: 31
Views: 502

March 31, 2024, 10:39:27 PM
by Theoretical Dentist

Baby! Life’s what you make it!

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 3
Views: 108

March 31, 2024, 06:16:12 PM
by Video Game Fan 2000

Is anyone else blasting off into space tomorrow

Started by popcorn

Replies: 8
Views: 150

March 31, 2024, 05:12:27 PM
by Poobum

Had anus detection functionality removed from my radar - no longer interested

Started by poo

Replies: 17
Views: 431

March 31, 2024, 04:56:14 PM
by Mr Eggs

Pork groin

Started by Cuellar

Replies: 10
Views: 171

March 31, 2024, 04:54:42 PM
by Poobum

I'm off to Hollywood!

Started by Ferris

Pages1 2 3 ... 5

Replies: 144
Views: 2,530

March 30, 2024, 02:38:54 PM
by frajer

Has someone tampered with the "New Topic" button?

Started by popcorn

Replies: 11
Views: 217

March 30, 2024, 10:59:58 AM
by Theoretical Dentist

Agoraphobia (Official Soundtrack)

Started by Midas

Replies: 1
Views: 70

March 29, 2024, 08:59:58 PM
by Video Game Fan 2000

Why doesn't everyone just give up?

Started by Cuellar

Replies: 8
Views: 206

March 29, 2024, 06:27:01 PM
by Ferris

Toyah and Robert Fripp collaborate with McCartney and Bono!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 1
Views: 76

March 29, 2024, 04:44:37 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

Dares

Started by Gob Shine Algorithm

Replies: 0
Views: 86

March 29, 2024, 10:18:09 AM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

Just got a new job as a psephologist AMA

Started by seepage

Replies: 11
Views: 226

March 28, 2024, 07:54:35 PM
by shoulders