A Pudding of Death

[The Dog]

Thrix. Its an idea I had a few years ago, based on the existing twix concept.

[The Dog]

YES IT IS A PUDDING IF SHES TAKING A PACKED LUNCH STOP MESSAGING ME

[idunnosomename]

Do you think Mark Corrigan's white toast would count?

[Kankurette]

A cake ball.

[Blue Jam]

A printed marshmallow.

[dissolute ocelot]

Cheesecake made with head cheese and caviar. On a bed of ground glass because she's not actually going to eat this shit, she'll depute Charles for that thankless task.

[steve98]

A cake ball.

That's from the same school of pathetic,  pointless confectionary shit as the choc-o-copter thing.
They couldn't have made it less spherical if they'd tried

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Nice dodecahedron, idiots

[seepage]

They could have at least made it look like a football. Pathetic.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

My suggestion is a chocolate covered bakewell coffin with a marzipan corpse inside that looks like the Queen (dead).

Part of what makes it 'jubilee puddlng' and not just a chocolate covered almond slice is that you have to hold a lit stick of dynamite in your hand while you eat it.

[Kankurette]

That's from the same school of pathetic,  pointless confectionary shit as the choc-o-copter thing.
They couldn't have made it less spherical if they'd tried

There is a very CaB-esque thread on Owlstalk about the cake ball. It is definitely on a par with the chocolate helicopter. The most bizarre thing about the cake ball was that a bunch of Wednesdayites sat behind a barrier watching the fucking thing being iced. Like...why would you do that? Unless a naked Fernando Forestieri is about to jump out any minute?

My suggestion is a chocolate covered bakewell coffin with a marzipan corpse inside that looks like the Queen (dead).

Part of what makes it 'jubilee puddlng' and not just a chocolate covered almond slice is that you have to hold a lit stick of dynamite in your hand while you eat it.

Reminds me of one of those Italo Calvino Italian folktales where a woman makes a replica of herself out of pastry and hides, and the handsome prince or whoever gets mad and stabs it and cream squirts out and he starts crying about how sweet the woman is. And then she pops out from under the bed and goes 'lol j/k I'm not really dead' and they get married.

[idunnosomename]

That's from the same school of pathetic,  pointless confectionary shit as the choc-o-copter thing.
They couldn't have made it less spherical if they'd tried

salute the Duke of Edinburgh's prostate. well done sir.

[Kankurette]

Chansiri's enthusiasm is palpable.

[shiftwork2]

Summer pudding made with the blood of starving Indian children.

[jobotic]

Gyspy Tart
Makes you fart
A Pudding of death
Gives you bad breath

[TrenterPercenter]

Midnight Fuhrer Cake isn't it?

[thenoise]

Have some complan you stupid old bag.

[dissolute ocelot]

Jubilee pudding is already a thing, invented for Queen Victoria's jubilee, and it sounds quite an awesome thing.

Take cherries, pour over alcohol, set fire to it, then pour it over ice cream.

What could be better for the jubilee than a nation pouring flaming alcohol over each other?

[Buelligan]

Gotta be a Cup of Abominations.  I made one of these for someone once, they seemed to enjoy it.

[Galeee]

Dusty Crumble

[ElTwopo]

It would only be right to make Prince Philip's favourite pud, which reportedly was 'Pud pud ding ding'.

Always going on about it.

[dissolute ocelot]

Trifle with jellied eels.

[MojoJojo]

It's the 21st Century and to celebrate the remnants of the feudal past we have been commanded to design a new pudding for the Cunt of Death.

Coronation Chicken was invented for the queen back in 1953, but that seems to have been the high point of royalty inspired culinary prowess.

So what would you design for the 70th anniversary of the first time Liz popped a crown on her scowling head?

Tedious Coronation Chicken trivia: The coronation chicken invented for Liz's crowning was cream based. The mayonnaise based dish we call coronation chicken today was is actually more similar to jubilee chicken, invented for the silver jubilee of George V in 1935.

[GMTV]

Virginia Sponge

[Icehaven]

[touchingcloth]

The queen has to eat all of these puddings so she can decide on her favourite one, right? So if I buy a steamed suet sponge from Asda and then just absolutely ram it with my piss and shit and snot and spunk then she just has to smile and get her chops around it?

[Jittlebags]

They could get a corgi to lay a length of hound rope, take an imprint to make a mould, fill the mould with molten chocolate, then hey presto - Royal Chocolate Naughty Fidos'.

[touchingcloth]

They could get a corgi to lay a length of hound rope, take an imprint to make a mould, fill the mould with molten chocolate, then hey presto - Royal Chocolate Naughty Fidos'.

I'd rather they got the corgis to shit in it.

[Jittlebags]

That's the beauty. Once one is used to eating chocolate naughty fidos, you substitute a real dog egg instead.

[steve98]

Present her with that Sheffield Wed dodecahedron football pudding (cake), Add some custard.