The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[shoulders]

Ruined it now everyone

Well done

[touchingcloth]

You thought I made that?! Come on lads, as if I'm creative or adept enough to do that.

It surprised me. I thought it was very out of character for you.

[Ferris]

Fucking DELIGHTED.

Stitched all you mugs RIGHT up.

[pancreas]

Oh, can you find some more humour from the internet that you could post here? Perhaps we could guffaw at that too? I hear Jonathan Pie is a right giggle, for example.

[Ferris]

Pancreas RAGING lmao

[PlanktonSideburns]

For example:









Etc etc

Glebe get that mechano titanic on this pronto

[Mr Farenheit]

It's good but it's not riiight

[the Fallen]

AI ART fred

Have to do something to dig this out of the wallowed quagmire of copyright infringement

Noah's ark but children I'm paedo

[Glebe]

LE CHIFFRE: I'll tell you between the two of us Games Workshop ran out of stock this morning!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I can see by the accuracy of your chocolate model of the QE2 that your Alzheimer's is not as "deso" as you have lamented Mr Bond

[DoesNotFollow]

If we can't cough in old ladies' faces, then the virus has already won.

[mothman]

Thanks DNF! Wow, only 9 January and that's my annual appearance in a Guffaw thread done & dusted already...

[Replies From View]

AI ART fred

Have to do something to dig this out of the wallowed quagmire of copyright infringement

By quoting one of your own posts apparently making you laugh.


Lock this thread please.

[jenna appleseed]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=4805511

Kankurette
Isn't defending WOC a bit, you know, woke?

pigamus
I think so - Tommy Boyd and Michaela Strachan were always going on about apartheid

[pigamus]

Bless you, a very stupid joke

[Dex Sawash]

Don't click through for context if you're doing the wordle

PoirotsBigGarlickyCorpse and the Six Dwarves

[drummersaredeaf]

This is a proud moment for me.

[Kankurette]

If you want to make it as a columnist in a UK newspaper, start writing a draft under the headline "Why new-born kittens are actually awful and should be smashed to death with industrial hammers".

[The Mollusk]

YOU'RE A FOOL TO EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR CLOWN, ROY

I just need you to put this clock into a sewing machine mate, just do it and we'll take two photos, come on

I COULD BE USED TO GREAT POWER, FOR WIELDING, YOU BET WILL BE CRUSHED, WE WILL DESTROY STARS IN THE SO CALLED EYES

No, just sew the clock now, takes a few minutes to do this and we get a wage whatever, please

LOVE IS CONFUSING

no, no, not that shite again, not aghhain man

@TheGingerAlien is smashing it with the gifs as well, ace thread

[SpiderChrist]

I genuinely want him to die, and soon. Don't care how. Even if he's lionised wildly which he would be. His eyes burst at a news conference, that'd be good and in his shock and pain he starts choking on his own tongue and rolls around there on the podium gasping and gagging with blood seeping from his sockets then you notice a wet stain spreading over his Man at C&A trousers as his faculties start to abandon ship, and seagulls somehow spy lunch so ravenously peck at his face, gouging deep, dirty puncture marks in his grotty skin and the sandbags under his empty black sockets burst yellow pus, and the local beefeaters don't have any first aid training due to Conservative cuts so they just act out their fire drill and jump upon him as if extinguishing flame, stomping bloodied seagull feathers into his cracking joints, his ankles, elbows, fingers, crumbling ribs, throat, head, stamp stamp stamp from these big lads until a crack sound is heard and clear goo pours forth from the centre of his noggin, that stupid baldo combover turning light pink, his gurgling, bubbling death cries sound throughout the nation live and unexpurgated and some other senior Tories die of a heart attack out of the sheer fright, Patel maybe, Gove certainly so their blood vessels tighten like, or someone flies a plane into them

Fuc

I've come

[Kankurette]

I really should not find this funny, but:

A planet has died

I mean that planet was a real jerk

[Ferris]

This cheerful reimagining made me cackle.

Or you could go the other way.

Threads - bawdy, slapstick fun with a family making good after the bomb has dropped.

1984 - Warm-hearted comedy as Winston Smith finds love.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rontosposting is the best thing to happen to CAB in a long time.

[Kankurette]

We absolutely shouldn't be outsourcing this to the Yanks! We should take back control of this by getting medieval on his ass with a good olde English nonce-testing.

"As the testeth goeth that gent shalt beest roast'd until death on a spiteth, if 't be true that gent dies without reeking then that gent is not a pa'd and his honour is rest'red, but if 't be true that gent doest did sweat pri'r to grave, then that gent shalt beest removede from the spiteth and bumm'd to death by Sir Kilalot from Robot Wars"

Could make a few quid for the country by having it sponsored by Dominos and presented by John Fashanu.

[bgmnts]

Le Chiffre with the Scalextric is fucking amazing.

[Paul Calf]

Despite the UK address, powerlanguage are situated in Brooklyn NY.

Mmm well maybe they could situate themselves in Fuckoff Shitspelling Wankercunts instead.

Properly snorted at the rage on display here.

[shoulders]

We've had Mr.F's and Alberon's cracking Rontos Chips things, so we may as well have a catch-all thread!

Genuinely laughed out loud.

[Kankurette]

Can I suggest Paddy McGuiness for a hammering at the BBC next? I don't think he's a paedo or a statue but he's just as offensive.

[canadagoose]

Had a good laugh at Fisher "Nolite te bastardes carbonarum" Goes Berserk's Leonard Cohen tribute in the CGB14 thread.

Well, my friends are gone and my hair is white
I ache for the places where I used to talk shite
Though I'm crazy for Graham, he said 'cunt,' now I'm torn
I'm still begging to vent every day in the Sewer of Porn

[canadagoose]

More Rontos gold

CONTESTANT: Tossing a wrecked foal over a building's edge?

ROY: That is just not good mate. That is just not good.