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Glinner XIV: CALOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GC COMING OUT DAY!!!

Started by madhair60, December 19, 2021, 12:28:13 AM

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Quote from: RicoMNKN on January 15, 2022, 02:31:27 PMIt's also a joke in the IT Crowd - "I can't go to jail, Roy! They'll rape the flip out of me!". 

And let's not forget this episode of the feminist-written sitcom...



(That "inexplicably" was added by a sarcastic Wikipedia editor commenting on the writing, wasn't it?)

And let's not forget who played the blind sorceror...

FalknerHinton

Quote from: Kankurette on January 15, 2022, 12:39:48 PMIf they genuinely want debate, I'm Jordan Pickford. They just want people to agree with them.

I, for one, have never seen Kevin Pressman and Jordan Pickford in the same room. Makes u think

Mister Six

Whoever does the thread next (I'd offer, but it sounds like there are plenty of people who'll do it):

- Has paid Patreon blog that peaked at 23 subscribers and is now at 20 18 17 13 11 9

YouCantWriteTearsJimmy

Has Sarah Ditum's husband stop pissing next to the toilet?

jobotic

I heard he shits next to the toilet. Who cares, the cleaner's back

idunnosomename

You'd want a cleaner too if your job was a  journalist and everything you wrote was literally dogshit

pigamus

"Do you believe that male-bodied people with a penis should have the right to piss all over my nice clean floor?"

Fisher Goes Berserk

Quote from: RicoMNKN on January 15, 2022, 02:31:27 PMIt's also a joke in the IT Crowd - "I can't go to jail, Roy! They'll rape the flip out of me!". 

And let's not forget this episode of the feminist-written sitcom...




There's also the whole 'he kissed me on my bottom' episode. The trivialisation of sexual assault against men does seem to be a recurring theme in that show.

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on January 15, 2022, 02:25:06 PMI'll put my hand up to do the next thread if madhair doesn't want to do it. Start suggesting thread titles.

Quote from: Pimhole on January 15, 2022, 02:35:50 PMI liked the stuff about in the Gettr, looking up the skirts.

Pen15land: All In The Gettr, Some Looking Up Skirts.

Fisher Goes Berserk

I like '15 Glinutes of Shame: Lying in the Gettr Looking At The TRAs' which is a combination of Dr Rock and Goblin's ideas. But I also like being surprised by the new thread titles.

Also laughed my tits off at this one

Quote from: DrGreggles on January 11, 2022, 08:30:57 AMGlinner one five:
On a cold and grey Norfolk morn
His brain's gone wrong due to Twitter and porn
On the Gettr
(On the Gettr)

Kankurette

Quote from: FalknerHinton on January 15, 2022, 02:38:34 PMI, for one, have never seen Kevin Pressman and Jordan Pickford in the same room. Makes u think
They are both good at penalties. Pressman doesn't behave like he was dropped on his head as a baby though.

I can guarantee that if you rock up on Mumsnet and attempt to suggest that trans women are women, they won't debate. They'll tell you to fuck off.

Armin Meiwes

Quote from: Mister Six on January 15, 2022, 02:41:14 PMWhoever does the thread next (I'd offer, but it sounds like there are plenty of people who'll do it):

- Has paid Patreon blog that peaked at 23 subscribers and is now at 20 18 17 13 11 9

Hahaha fuckinell Linehans patreon might be top 10 most tragic things ever.. £45 per month rolling in from nine people that forgot to cancel their subscription, last bit of "content" was 6 months ago!


Kankurette


Barry Admin

The removal of "healthy breast tissue" I'd imagine. Bodily autonomy = bad. Better you let a washed up shitcom writer decide for you.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

ah yes, "HackneyTerven", surely a reputable group of people who can be relied upon to tell the truth, posting a composite picture of some teenagers with dye in their hair. I'm sure they have a source or link for the pictures used.

Quote from: Armin Meiwes on January 15, 2022, 03:50:49 PMHahaha fuckinell Linehans patreon might be top 10 most tragic things ever.. £45 per month rolling in from nine people that forgot to cancel their subscription, last bit of "content" was 6 months ago!

£5 a month to let some guy kid on he's still on Twitter. Just... incredible.

bgmnts

How does Glinner feel about the removal of unhealthy breast tissue? Definitely wouldnt kind getting rid of my unsightly man tits now.

George Oscar Bluth II

Since we're nearing the end of the thread did we ever find out precisely how many people came out as bananas on bananas coming out day?

idunnosomename

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on January 15, 2022, 06:11:12 PMah yes, "HackneyTerven", surely a reputable group of people who can be relied upon to tell the truth, posting a composite picture of some teenagers with dye in their hair. I'm sure they have a source or link for the pictures used.
it's a link to grahams own blog, they are double mastectomies

Graham's fear of vanishing breasts knows no bounds, as does his new-found hatred of Stewart Lee

dead-ced-dead

His obsession with Stewart Lee is honestly one of the funniest things to happen in these threads.


jenna appleseed

Quote from: George Oscar Bluth II on January 15, 2022, 06:26:39 PMSince we're nearing the end of the thread did we ever find out precisely how many people came out as bananas on bananas coming out day?


wrec

Quote from: Fisher Goes Berserk on January 15, 2022, 03:25:32 PMI like '15 Glinutes of Shame: Lying in the Gettr Looking At The TRAs' which is a combination of Dr Rock and Goblin's ideas.

That one stood out for me.

Re that Hackney Terven tweet - love the disingenuous "TRIGGER WARNING", as if they don't live to see that stuff. Maybe it's a mean dig at "snowflakes" but could also be conscious appropriation of woke lingo - wonder will we start seeing, for example: CONTENT WARNING: Billy Bragg, misogyny 

Barry Admin

Just shows how trigger warnings are often also used to advertise stuff.

Dr Rock

Quote from: idunnosomename on January 15, 2022, 06:30:26 PMit's a link to grahams own blog, they are double mastectomies

I've looked all over the internet for the original images. a, they could be adult women, b. More likely, they could be because of breast cancer.

Captain Z

Quote from: George Oscar Bluth II on January 15, 2022, 06:26:39 PMSince we're nearing the end of the thread did we ever find out precisely how many people came out as bananas on bananas coming out day?

About the same number as in a typical bunch.

Fisher Goes Berserk

Quote from: Dr Rock on January 15, 2022, 09:08:41 PMI've looked all over the internet for the original images. a, they could be adult women, b. More likely, they could be because of breast cancer.

Like the stupid masochist that I am, I looked at the Hackney Terven Gettr account. Judging by the full image, it's the same person documenting different stages of their recovery (and their changing taste in hair colour). But yes, there's nothing in either photo to suggest why they needed the surgery, and of course it's nobody's business but theirs.

The rest of the Hackney Terven timeline is predictably horrible. They link to an Exulansic video about Jazz Jennings, which I watched a little bit of. I didn't know much about Jennings, and going by how terfs talk about her - all male pronouns and regret - I'd actually assumed she might be detransitioning. From the little bit of the video I could bear to watch, Jennings comes across as pretty well-adjusted and contented (albeit dealing with the same crap that all teenagers go through). Exulansic... less so. I guess when you're that full of hate, seeing other people happy in themselves must feel like torture.

Mister Six

Quote from: Fisher Goes Berserk on January 15, 2022, 03:25:32 PMI like '15 Glinutes of Shame: Lying in the Gettr Looking At The TRAs' which is a combination of Dr Rock and Goblin's ideas.

This was my favourite too.

HamishMacbeth

I thought there was something up with that breast removal photo too, so I did some digging. The guest post doesn't credit it or anything, so I had to reverse image search it.

The first source is Dec 11th, this tweet:



Which means;

"Between 2008 and 2018, the number of girls who do NOT identify with gender production in Sweden was 1,500%.

Young women who identify as transgender / non-sexual often choose to be "ones": "ones have access to actual breasts.

In the photo: the "one" effect."

The translation's a little shitty, and it's from a Polish anti LGBT account / far-right account. It's unclear, but the point seems to be something about a "one effect" type of surgery, and it's Swedish, so I popped over to Google Translate and did some digging and found this article with a paywall I can't get past, so no idea if the image started there, but the "one effect" seems to be some botched misunderstanding of people needing mastectomies choosing one surgery, over having one removed and one remaining, and isn't a trend among Trans men in Sweden, it's a movement among breast cancer survivors about embracing the fact that having your breasts removed shouldn't make you feel inferior as a woman, and asking doctors not to prioritise saving breast tissue over eliminating cancer because they have a breasts = femininity mindset.

"Breast cancer care wants women to have two breasts so as not to risk feeling bad. Sofia Jigrud, who has replaced her breasts with flowers, questions that conclusion.

Do you have to have two breasts to feel feminine? No, says Sofia Jigrud, who has been living without it for a couple of years now. Her flat breast was not in itself something she chose, more a consequence of a serious form of breast cancer. Yet today she is completely satisfied, and she does not miss them."

https://www.svd.se/vaknade-knolig--da-blev-jag-hysterisk-pa-riktigt

It's more Tommy Robinson, confirmation bias journalism shit.

Edit: I didn't find the original source of the specific photo, btw, I didn't really want to. I just had a suspicion it was more foreign language far right junk they're spreading because they know people can't fact check it.