Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

[The Mollusk]

"Say what you see, Roy. Forever, and ever, and ever."

[TheGingerAlien]

"Say what you see, Roy. Forever, and ever, and ever."

Superb!  That must be from the DVD extras I suppose.

Breaking news:

[jobotic]

The arrow is pointing at "Money that has just been passed through a nostril" Roy


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[TheGingerAlien]

Happy as a chip in shit

[Replies From View]

What's he buying folks?  Keep pressin and guessin!

4 nose candles

[Replies From View]

Happy as a chip in shit

what an absolute joe camel cunt

[badaids]

Happy as a chip in shit

Is it "Mmmm dem blue vibez mon innit"

[TheGingerAlien]

Is it "Mmmm dem blue vibez mon innit"

That's BLOCKBUSTERS!

Ballooney Left:

[Ferris]

He is "paying through the nose", Roy.

Or "smelling a fiver". One of the two, definitely.

[TheGingerAlien]

[kalowski]

STEPHEN MULHERN pulls RONTOS from his back pocket.
ROY: Call that a RONTOS?
Pulls a larger RONTOS from his back pocket.
ROY: That's a RONTOS.

[kalowski]

Kinky Chips

Cunt slapped!

[Ferris]

Psssst - Chipsy! You've been #canceled mate!

[Replies From View]

That's BLOCKBUSTERS!

Ballooney Left:

Not sure we can solve this one without the words HOT AIR being piped from the canister and Rontos' eyes suddenly displaying the word FILLED.


A rare instance of artistry and imagination from the work experience animation lads.  7/10

[Mr Banlon]

The arrow is pointing at "Money that has just been passed through a nostril" Roy

His money goes straight up his nose ?

[TheGingerAlien]

Behold, the INFAMOUS 'wanking Chips' Catchphrase:

[Replies From View]

There's actually a barrier between the nostrils unless they did more to that giant nose than chop it off.

[Replies From View]

Behold, the INFAMOUS 'wanking Chips' Catchphrase:

Except in this one he isn't twitching his hand around in a wanking manner at all.

[TheGingerAlien]

Except in this one he isn't twitching his hand around in a wanking manner at all.

You gots the Chip fatigue mate, take a break

[Replies From View]

This is the real one.  You've found some kind of weird second gen version

[TheGingerAlien]

STEPHEN MULHERN pulls RONTOS from his back pocket.
ROY: Call that a RONTOS?
Pulls a larger RONTOS from his back pocket.
ROY: That's a RONTOS.

"I, RONTOS, possess the wisdom and ignorance of all men, but I can't feel the sun on my face. My child will have that privilege."

This is the real one.  You've found some kind of weird second gen version

Oh dear. Shit all over me hands, all over everything.  I've fucked it

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[TheGingerAlien]

Explicit content

Man knows his eggs.  I stand corrected!

[buttgammon]

This is the real one.  You've found some kind of weird second gen version

Yeah, there's a 'clean' version that I assume was broadcast with the actual programme/Challenge repeats as opposed to the more familiar wanking version.

[Replies From View]

This is unrealistic because Rontos wouldn't be happy about this.  He'd be thoroughly fuming at the non-English sounds emanating towards his earhole.

[kalowski]

Man knows his eggs.  I stand corrected!

Right bad sort.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that sometimes there are two Rontoses? Can he bilocate? Is there actually a warehouse full of them, like there was Queen Mums, and they just trot another one out when they need to? Or is it some camera jiggery-pokery to make it look like there's two on screen when in fact, like Jeremy Irons in that classic Meatloaf/Cher collaboration, there's actually only one?

[Replies From View]

As I understand it, Rontos isn't paid extra for appearing more than once in a single catchphrase.

I always assumed some kind of costly split-screen technique was employed but yeah, why would they bother with that when self-bilocation mating procedures were still being subsidised.

[TheGingerAlien]

[idunnosomename]

Rontosposters will enjoy this

https://twitter.com/dandouglas/status/1483115148902555650

although fuck he used the censored version. if someone tells him he'll probably change it