Only Fools and 3 Courses

[idunnosomename]

You know we belong together
I'll get the suitcase from the van
No matter where you are
Brother, I'm your man

[Huxleys Babkins]

Grandad's trilby has corks hanging off the brim.

[JamesTC]

Rodney sits in Uncle Albert's piss. Something Australian then happens.

[Bad Ambassador]

Rodney discovers his real father is Ivan Milat.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rodney sits in Uncle Albert's pissFosters.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

It's a long way to the top (if you want to wock and woll)

[Huxleys Babkins]

Uncle Albert badly playing Roll Out The Barrel on a didgeridoo.

[non capisco]

Boycie's dog Duke dreams he's getting married to Rodney.

Meanwhile Cassandra hallucinates the ghost of Grandad coming out of the fridge, moaning that there's no Emperor Burgers in there.

[non capisco]

Rodney quits as the drummer of Pugwall and the Orange Organics and then sees them on Top Of The Pops.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The jolly boys outing is cancelled because its the middle of winter

[JamesTC]

Uncle Albert mixes up the gravy with the fosters.

[Ferris]

Yellow three-wheeled Ute

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Del Cunt and Rodney build a billabong on the terrace of their flat and a giant rabbit crashes into it

[Bad Ambassador]

Del and Rodney smuggle diamonds to Auckland.

[beanheadmcginty]

Rodney's wedding to a cassowary.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

A couple of fit koalas ask Rodney if he prefers eucalyptus or astroturf

[Shaxberd]

Boycie gets arrested for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal.

[kalowski]

Rodney, you plonker, how can we sleep while our beds are burning?

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Del Boy turns down his old schoolmate Jumbo Mills's offer to help him emigrate to Peckham.

[Ferris]

Series ends with the Trotters discovering Don Headman's watch.

[Glebe]

'Patrick Murray' just came up in Google's trending search autofill and I thought, 'Oh no there's another one gone', but it's actually some nice news for a change:

Only Fools And Horses star Patrick Murray announces he is 'cured' of lung cancer.

[JamesTC]

Del Boy round the market selling miracle cure. Rodney pulls a face.

[kalowski]

Bob Dylan announces new album "Only Fools"

[Ferris]

Somebody left Mickey Pearce in a cupboard for thirty years? It happens.

[Tony Yeboah]

Why did you book Trigger as our brief Rodney, you dipstick? Mangetout! https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2022/06/08/50925/only_fools_dining_experience_is_hooky%2C_judge_rules

[Fambo Number Mive]

Looks like Del School will remain closed.

Does this mean that Only Fools and Horses dining experiences will go underground? Will organised crime set up their own OFAH dining experiences?

[kalowski]

I can imagine the underground OFAH in a barn in Somerset:
"It was a sorry sight to see men goading them on in such a barbaric fashion, and I'm rather ashamed to say that I was party to that goading."

[Ferris]

Looks like Del School will remain closed.

Does this mean that Only Fools and Horses dining experiences will go underground? Will organised crime set up their own OFAH dining experiences?

Fraudulent Del falling through a bar as Samizdat Trigger makes a face, behind the lockup on the industrial estate.

Starts at midnight, £8 cash and you didn't hear it from me.

[badaids]

Bob Dylan announces new album "Only Fools"

Kevin Rowlands announces new single « come on Rodney you plonker »

[BritishHobo]

I hate when people trot out the "parody" excuse. That's not in any universe what a parody is.