Crisps [split topic]

[shoulders]

Bastards

[Blumf]

'green onion' flavour Cheetos

Were they the proper Nik-Nak style Cheetos, or the crappy Wotsit style?

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They are called Multiverse Shops

[Das Reboot]

Look, you own Heron, you make the decisions. Own it.

*sobs into molten tangy orange filth encrusted hands*

[the science eel]

What is the future of crisps, do you think?

There seemed to be a NEW GENERATION change about 15 years ago with all this 'dried corbundo and seaweed flavour' shite but I think marketers either couldn't think of anything new or they realised the majority just want a bag of salt and vinegar (or Worcester sauce as a TREAT)

or both

Maybe they'll bring back that salt 'n' shake thing - again, like they did in the 80s. Or those old Tudor crisps flavours might come back - like lamb and mint, or hot dog and ketchup. But I suppose Walkers have got that all tied up with those seasonal varieties.

[Glebe]

What is the future of crisps, do you think?

There seemed to be a NEW GENERATION change about 15 years ago with all this 'dried corbundo and seaweed flavour' shite but I think marketers either couldn't think of anything new or they realised the majority just want a bag of salt and vinegar (or Worcester sauce as a TREAT)

or both

Maybe they'll bring back that salt 'n' shake thing - again, like they did in the 80s. Or those old Tudor crisps flavours might come back - like lamb and mint, or hot dog and ketchup. But I suppose Walkers have got that all tied up with those seasonal varieties.

"These are all interesting crisp suggestions - but let's be careful not to break obscenity laws!"

[shoulders]

We've had Boxing Day Shit flavour (Mackies) so where do you go from there. Loving Life flavour? Sinking of Belgrano flavour? Ape flavour?

[Blumf]

We've had Boxing Day Shit flavour (Mackies) so where do you go from there. Loving Life flavour? Sinking of Belgrano flavour? Ape flavour?

Funfair Nostalgia

[Malcy]

Co-Op have some seaweed crisps in at the moment. I tried the Peking Duck ones recently when I was making a Chinese and they were lovely. Haven't tried the other flavours though.

[Sebastian Cobb]

it kind of annoys me the tesco garage near me puts the prawn crackers in the general Chinese bit of the 'world foods' aisle rather than the crisps because quite often I reckon I'd go for them if I remembered they existed.

[Jasha]

What is the future of crisps, do you think?

[Glebe]

ignore

[Das Reboot]

I'm not proud of myself, but my local Heron Foods has got these on sale for 39p a pop.

Now not only 39p a pop, but also four for a quid. My skin will have permanently turned orange by the end of this week day sentence.

[pancreas]

Co-Op have some seaweed crisps in at the moment. I tried the Peking Duck ones recently when I was making a Chinese and they were lovely. Haven't tried the other flavours though.

I like these, available in all good oriental supermarkets.



The problem is that a packet lasts about 20 seconds. You can't see my hands, they're moving so fast.

[H-O-W-L]

Yeah dried seaweed owns fuckin' bones and I wish it was more common. Great source of nutrients too iirc.

[seepage]

I feel we're crossing over into jerky territory now.

[imitationleather]

The jerky territory called... They've run out of you!

[Das Reboot]

Great source of nutrients too iirc.

We'll have none of that in this thread, thank you very much.

Now, let's bring back those Walkers Worcester sauce crisps that could give you cancer.

[Fr.Bigley]

Just popped into home bargains for painkillers and noticed they were trying to get rid of mackies boxing day curry/shit flavour. £1.50- sounds like a lot for crisps in a discount store until you consider the fact you get HALF A KILO of the bastards. 500grams of crisps....blew my mind.

[seepage]

Partner's reaction to this news was: "you fucking cunt, why didn't you tell me sooner - get down there NOW". Pure class as usual.

[Glebe]

Just popped into home bargains for painkillers and noticed they were trying to get rid of mackies boxing day curry/shit flavour. £1.50- sounds like a lot for crisps in a discount store until you consider the fact you get HALF A KILO of the bastards. 500grams of crisps....blew my mind.

Now for a feast! Sloo!

[Das Reboot]

I'm not proud of myself, but my local Heron Foods has got these on sale for 39p a pop.

Now reduced to 10p. Pure filth.

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Does anyone put salt on cornflakes and sell them as crisps?  Sounds obvious.

[Fr.Bigley]

Does anyone put salt on cornflakes and sell them as crisps?  Sounds obvious.

Cunts put cornflakes on chicken and call them nuggets.

I tried the dorito chicken on holiday and strangely wasn't put off, even though tortilla chips are essentially corn flakes covered in hot sexy powder.

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has there ever been a crisp that if you eat it you can only hear the soundtrack for the dark knight rises for the rest of your life

[Fr.Bigley]

Crisp Nolans

[Fr.Bigley]

And if you want run of the mill plain boring smug flavour.

Crisp Martins.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cunts put cornflakes on chicken and call them nuggets.

I tried the dorito chicken on holiday and strangely wasn't put off, even though tortilla chips are essentially corn flakes covered in hot sexy powder.

and yet the rice-krispy like stuff they put on them birdseye chicken burgers ain't bad.

[Blumf]

Waitrose Golden Graham Coated Chicken Nuggets

[Malcy]

and yet the rice-krispy like stuff they put on them birdseye chicken burgers ain't bad.

It's better than the meat. Ages since I've had one and now right in the mood.