Phil The Greek In Hospital

[touchingcloth]

I've not heard any new for a while. I assume no new is good new?

[mothman]

He's playing the long game. The instant Meghan gets driven through a Parisian underpass by a drunk Frenchman, he'll spring his trap.

[Captain Z]

hop he pul throuh

[Blumf]

He's playing the long game. The instant Meghan gets driven through a Parisian underpass by a drunk Frenchman, he'll spring his trap.

Nah, he's been there, done that. Ol' Phil is like a shark, always has to move forwards.

Right now he's busy planning his move. He's like Schwarzenegger at the end of Predator; getting the lay of the land, setting traps, and finally, smearing himself in mud. Expect a glorious battle cry one night as he lures his prey in.

[idunnosomename]

Congravs bug nam

[touchingcloth]

I've heard he's enjoying a visit from David Amess and they're having great, constructive chats about not paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability, reducing housing benefit for social tenants deemed to have excess bedrooms (which Labour describe as the "bedroom tax"), and raising England's undergraduate tuition fee cap. Can anyone confirm?

[idunnosomename]

Unlikely because David Amess was stabbed and is dead.

[JamesTC]

Unlikely because David Amess was stabbed and is dead.

Hope he pulls through.

[touchingcloth]

I'm still waiting for a situation where Ian Dunt's life hangs in the balance and I can make a "this Dunt dead yet?" post. One day, inshallah.

[buttgammon]

If ageing right-wingers are under threat, you'd have to worry someone may go for our brave Prince next. England has lost yet another rose; please don't let the rosiest Prince of all be next.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[Cold Meat Platter]

Fucking incredible how he's outlasted them all, Lemmy, Bowie, Blimbo, PiffPaff...

[PlanktonSideburns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt8ZIgDA9I

[Blumf]

His lack of comment on the Amess attack is a little disappointing, we could do with the guidance of a true statesman.

[Butchers Blind]

His lack of comment on the Amess attack is a little disappointing, we could do with the guidance of a true statesman.

The Royal Family keep out of politics but I think Phil's personal views on these matters are well documented. Get well soon, big man.

[buttgammon]

Queen cancels Northern Ireland trip and told to rest

How will poor Philip cope if his wife dies before him? I wonder if he would remarry.

[JamesTC]

They're called Queen+ now.

[idunnosomename]

If the Queen dies prob deserves a new thread imo

[Blumf]

If the Queen dies prob deserves a new thread imo

Would anyone notice?

[Better Midlands]

Would anyone notice?

She's no Captain Tom.

[Dex Sawash]

Going to get my queen death concern troll account registered asap

[Bernice]

Be horrible for Phil if she goes before him.

[kalowski]

What happens to our extra bank holiday if she croaks?

[touchingcloth]

It's sad that he hasn't been able to visit the queen on her own recent hospital stays as an in patient. Hopefully they will be reunited ASAP.

[Butchers Blind]

It's sad that he hasn't been able to visit the queen on her own recent hospital stays as an in patient. Hopefully they will be reunited ASAP.

They online video chat. From what I understand they get pretty racy. Phil's still got it.

[touchingcloth]

They online video chat. From what I understand they get pretty racy. Phil's still got it.

Good to hear my boy is still furiously wanking on webcams for great-grannies. And so is prince Phil!

[touchingcloth]

Hoping to see the big man out for the Armistice celebrays tomorrow, wearing it with pride x

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[idunnosomename]

Hope dies through.

[JamesTC]

Police are questioning him after he was caught mooning a speed camera.