Phil The Greek In Hospital

[JamesTC]

Thought he died.

[Blue Jam]

Does anyone have any updates about our boy? Not heard anything for a while.

I'm sure he's doing fine, he's a a tough old bird.

[Ferris]

No news is good news.

[JamesTC]

Thought he died.

Sorry, got him mixed up with the drummer out of Foo Fighters.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[touchingcloth]

Sorry, got him mixed up with the drummer out of Foo Fighters.

You're thinking of Taylor Hawkins The Greek from off off Fωω Φters.

[idunnosomename]

not for no reason they call him Sir Phil (fill)

come on our duke, give us some Monkey Wrench!

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

not for no reason they call him Sir Phil (fill)

come on our duke, give us some Monkey Wrench!

now there's a duke i'd like to fill

[touchingcloth]

One by one hopes one by one's darling Greek husband is back to strength in time for one by one's jubilee.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Supposedly they're going through loads of palace staff atm.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[Captain Z]

Hop pul trough

[Alberon]

Apparently he's in the doghouse at the moment. He's been gitsurfing his wife too much which is why she needs a walking stick these days.

[idunnosomename]

Phil said something racist about the oscars incident of course. Getting a bit stale now, old bean.

[Blue Jam]

There's a memorial service for Phil tomorrow. Not sure what it's in memory of- some of the more choice examples of his top bants perhaps? Should be a joyous occasion.

[idunnosomename]

Be funny if the queen died during it

[Blue Jam]

Be funny if the queen died during it

She might be sacking it off:

https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/royals/queen-could-miss-prince-philips-memorial/

[Cold Meat Platter]

Right as rain.

[touchingcloth]

[Butchers Blind]

Why's he got a tampon stuck in his ear?

[Paul Calf]

Er...lads...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60902088

What the fuck's going on here?

[Blue Jam]

Er...lads...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60902088

What the fuck's going on here?

Try reading the article:

The Queen has joined family members to celebrate the life of the Duke of Edinburgh

It's a celebration of Phil's life and the fact that it's not over, duh.

Why is Kate dressed like an NPC in Red Dead Redemption 2?

[Captain Z]

Good to see him up and about! Looks like he could give Captain Tom a good runwalk for his money there.

[Ferris]

Great to see the old rascal back on his feet.

[Huxleys Babkins]

It's one of those roasts they do. Everyone gets to go up and talk shit about him for five minutes. It's great fun.

"Phil's cock's been up the Queen so often, the palace staff have started calling it 'Peter Venkman" quipped Scottish funnyman Frankie Boyle.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"Keep my husband's cock in my mouth!"
-Her Majesty the Queen as she strides on stage to give Frankie Boyle the handjob of his life

[touchingcloth]

I'm surprised they invited Virginia Giuffre to attend this. 

[Alberon]

Crucifying Andrew at the climax of the ceremony proved popular.

[touchingcloth]

I would like to wish Phil all the very best as he bravely goes to the opening of parliament tomorrow in his sick wife's stead. A servant to us all.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

tcdy