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Started by TrenterPercenter, July 21, 2021, 05:52:47 PM
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 21, 2021, 05:54:51 PM"Fear of being boring"
Quote from: rectorofstiffkey on July 21, 2021, 05:57:58 PMEach one sounds like a segment in This Time With Alan Partridge
QuoteNow, though, rather like Spinal Tap's amps going up to 11 instead of just 10, I've discovered a fourth phase, which I've just entered. I have a part in a sitcom in which I play myself as presenter of a breakfast television show. I write this on location, sitting in a makeshift dressing room having just had my makeup done by a nice woman who happened to have made me up back in the day, when I was a real breakfast television presenter. Outside I can see the small van they have given me to drive. On the side it says: "Wake Up with Adrian Chiles." I might be wrong, but even for Alan Partridge I don't believe it quite came to this. Naturally I'm fantasising that someone senior on the crew is going to look up from a monitor and say: "Eh, what have we here, then? This lad could go far."No sign of this so far, I'm afraid, and I'm freezing to death. I can't say I'm not enjoying it, though. One of the extras has just spent three weeks saying nothing on the set of Batman, the costume woman's from Venezuela and the stunt bloke once pole-vaulted for Great Britain. All interesting chats – a change is a good as a rest.
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 21, 2021, 06:04:33 PMIs he just an unusual nice man, and people have been like, yea let him write for the guardian, he's nice
Quote from: Cuellar on July 21, 2021, 06:06:50 PMI thought the story was he was going out with Viner
Quote from: TrenterPercenter on July 21, 2021, 06:12:21 PMHe isn't unusual though; he is very usual. Its sound like the overheard mumblings from your neighbours shed before his wife starts shouting at him from the house about when he wants his Bovril.
Quote from: Zetetic on July 21, 2021, 06:14:55 PMWould happily chuck Adrian and Aditya a couple of dollars a month if they fucked off the G and got on Patreon or OnlyFans.
Quote from: Gurke and Hare on July 21, 2021, 06:25:15 PMNothing wrong with buying train sets.
Quote from: TrenterPercenter on July 21, 2021, 06:35:07 PM"Hi it's me, Adrain Chiles, subscribe to my Onlyfans and watch me eat some cheese and crackers, slowly. Ever wondered what my favourite crackers for cheese are? Become a premium subscriber and I'll tell you not only about the crackers but the boxes they come in, rating motifs, packaging material quality and 'openupability'. Need to know what I'm up to? Keep up to date on my movements with a Chiles chat message; I'll let you know when I'm walking the dog with a "just walking the dog" text. Get my thoughts on how difficult it is nowadays to buy decent trainers for size 8 and a half feet and I've also got some tips on how to appropriately use talcum powder for those of you feeling more adventurous"
Quote from: pigamus on July 21, 2021, 06:47:22 PMAt some point ITV decided he was a star, which was and remains very odd
QuoteA feature of his presentations is his Birmingham accent. He also speaks Croatian, despite having a self-confessed imperfect understanding of the language's verbs, declensions, and cases.
Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on July 21, 2021, 06:49:48 PMI can only imagine he made a deal with the devil to be the highest paid man in light entertainment, jet about to host the football and have a go on Catherine Tate. Now with the spoils enjoyed, he is cursed to write about quiche and toenails for the rest of eternity.
Quote from: mothman on July 21, 2021, 07:11:09 PMThere's a list to be compiled of those who made their names in light entertainment at the BBC but who then basically fucked their careers by being tempted over to ITV. Chiles, obviously. Des Lynam...
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