The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[Butchers Blind]

[Ferris]

Haha that's class

[Ray Travez]

A shame the show was cancelled before they could finish that big story arc. Did we ever find out what Beadle was about in the end?

I like the implication that "Beadle's about" was leading up to a dramatic theological/ philosophical reveal

[Beagle 2]

Whitty and Van-Tam but not Vallance?

I like to think of the three of them as a trio and that they get up to Last of the Summer Wine style adventures on their days off, but I imagine that isn't true.

I imagine it isn't.

[pancreas]

Your tell your embolised mother she looks 'fitter' and 'improved'. She 'is funny now'. I forgot, this is all burbled through a sort of saline based communication medium she will always require hereon.

Wheeled up to Dumfries by some indentured pig children, your homemade Ark of the Covenant contains 4 copies of the Radio Times, a Captain Tom figurine and sister's best cumming arm.

[Ray Travez]

Can't believe Tom's giving a thumbs up to the IRA.

[Ray Travez]

I mean it's funny, but it is also a bit shocking

[pigamus]

The man went on Blankety Blank, surely you must realise what he's capable of

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Can we be sure that's not actually a silhouette of him triggering a detonator?

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

The man went on Blankety Blank, surely you must realise what he's capable of

Monstrous. Setting up the Alec Baldwin alibi.

[Blue Jam]

Imagine him as Hamlet, holding a skull with its upper half and lower halves pushed together in his hands.

"Alas, poor Derek!"  As he exclaims thus, he pushes the jawbone forward then projects his own lower teeth in remembrance.

[Ferris]

Above and beyond on the history metaphors.

"Shock Troops" and "strategic leaders" like their twitter spats are Operation Barbarossa.

As I understand it, Operation Barbarossa ended with a lot of Nazis being defeated by snowflakes.

[Sonny_Jim]

It's a great start to the year in the tradition of unexpected inter-species interactions, a la puppy and piglet.

However, I see there's been another one of these mutant goats with a 'human' face born in India.

Spoiler alert

[close]

Who's the daddy?

Simon Cowell by the looks of things

[Paul Calf]

Hello, can you tell me what is wrong with me please? Thanks (I'm not bald by the way).

I'll take a shot at it and confetti can say if it's right:

Ahem:

Your mother found you alarming and tried to put you back up her cunt.

[boki]

Unfortunately, I've been left with 'Son Of My Father' permanently stuck in my head for the last week. I still don't know the words, so have been making various witless substitutions ('Son Of A Farter', 'Son Of Madonna' etc.) which has led to the current variation "Son Of Kier Starmer/ My dad is fucking useless and I hate the cunt". It's really starting to get on my tits now.

[Jerzy Bondov]

imagine like lifting this up above this old cunt and going like, I don't know, "ICE TO SEE YOU" then smashing the load of alloys into his ribcage. then beating him over the fucking head with what's left

that would be horrible!

[Ray Travez]

Following on nicely-

It's unthinkable.

[pigamus]

3 for 3

It's very suspicious. Explain yourself, @shoulders. You only registered 15 years ago, and all of your posts have been about elderly men tinkering with piss-yellow cruise liner facsimiles. I think you're looking for wanking material.

[Kankurette]

Anyone who claims Morrissey is islamophobic is a big pervert who fucks their Vax Platinum SmartWash and wants to be an elk. Or is just an oboist who wants to cook and eat mussels.

[jobotic]

If you said "lolcow thread on Kiwifarms going all the way back to the Gamergate days" in earshot of Prince Philip he would die on the spot

[The Bumlord]

[PlanktonSideburns]

Fabulous

[shoulders]

Ha.... Love it!

[Johnny Yesno]

I didn't get it. Now I get it.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/casino-royale-poker-game-parodies

[touchingcloth]

I didn't get it, and then I clicked through to the thread and saw that it was titled "Bon on a Budget", and that Ferris had sought a picture he was aware of of Mads Mikkelsen playing poker and used it for a very funny Hungry Hippos joke, and I laughed.

And now Johnny has shown Ferris to be nothing but a mimic, a copycat, a plagiarist, and a fraud. I want my laughs back.

[The Bumlord]

I'm sorry for unwittingly bringing the thread into disrepute.

[Dex Sawash]

Fuckin roller coaster here, or one of those giant wheel rides that I can't remember the name of

[pigamus]

Lovely the way the hippo seems to exactly fit his hand

[Ferris]

You thought I made that?! Come on lads, as if I'm creative or adept enough to do that.

There's loads of good ones out there, that was the one I liked the most though.

[Ferris]

For example:









Etc etc