Archbishop Deadsmond Tutu

[madhair60]

A man has died.

[imitationleather]

#mymate got a Tutu degree.

It was in Religious Studies.

[Dex Sawash]

RIP bishop of McDonald's

[Twit 2]

He died ages ago. It's called the Des Nelson effect.

[checkoutgirl]

Archbishop Desmond Who Who?

[shiftwork2]

You have to hand it to him.

[Twit 2]

Always been disappointed he didn't actually wear a Tutu. Could have built bridges.

[Twit 2]

Where once he would have turned to you if you beeped your horn behind him, he wouldn't hear you now cos he's dead.

[JaDanketies]

#mymate got a Tutu degree.

It was in Religious Studies.

I'm gonna have to come up with some different slang to describe my university results now.

And RIP Desmond Tutu, whatever else you did other than be slang for university results. The CoE or something I think. He never pissed me off. Apparently he was an anti-apartheid figurehead, which is better than anything I've done to date

[imitationleather]

Hmm... Nothing on the news. I am beginning to think he might not actually be dead.

Is this a lampoon, funny boy?

[Twit 2]

It would be great if he was dead, would really help this thread out I think guys. Like when madhair realises what he's done he'll be mortified. I think we should spare him that.

[JaDanketies]

Hmm... Nothing on the news. I am beginning to think he might not actually be dead.

Is this a lampoon, funny boy?

You click this link and it's broken and there's nothing on the news website about 2:2



Maybe Madhair's really on the ball here, maybe he killed him. What a bad photograph choice for an obituary

[Twit 2]

Yes it reminds me of that apartheid.

[JamesTC]

Yes it reminds me of that apartheid.

What were tha all about?

[Twit 2]

Madhair sitting smug tonight with his beans on toast. Tutu carked, good job done with the reporting. Chuckling at how we thought it was a jape. "Nope, his life got fucked in and I've played it straight down the line."

[pigamus]

I'm gonna have to come up with some different slang to describe my university results now.

JK Rowling

(JK Rowling)

[JamesTC]

What is the slang for a 2-1?

[Pink Gregory]

Had no idea he was still alive.  And now I know that he is dead.  It's a funny old world.

[JesusAndYourBush]

https://twitter.com/BishopSMoreo/status/1450803727548522497

Bishop Stephen Moreo
@BishopSMoreo
ATTENTION. The Anglican Diocese of Johannesburg receives now the sad news of the death of our dearest Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

https://twitter.com/TutuLegacy/status/1450817503903555587

TutuLegacy
@TutuLegacy
The Desmond and Leah Tutu Legacy Foundation can confirm that this is not true, it is fake news.
@TheDesmondTutu as well as Mrs Leah Tutu are still with us. Thank you

https://twitter.com/turkey_dinde/status/1450809072408612864

七面鳥（FVの姿）
@turkey_dinde

This account tweeted fake news 'Haruki Murakami was dead' yesterday, posing as Shincho-sha.
This must be fake news too.

[Twit 2]

Two Tutus? Leah Tutu too?

[pancreas]

Desmond Ta-ta, I would say.

[Twit 2]

And Muracarki when he goes.

[madhair60]

No. He is dead.

[Huxleys Babkins]

https://twitter.com/TutuLegacy/status/1450817503903555587

How can there be a Desmond and Leah Tutu Legacy Foundation if they aren't dead? Someone's absolutely taking the piss here.

[the science eel]

https://www.naijanews.com/2021/10/20/bishop-desmond-tutu-of-south-africa-is-dead/

[Captain Z]

Hope he pulls thruthru

[Better Midlands]

What is the slang for a 2-1?

A Henry.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Well if you're going to drive around at that speed your luck's going to run out eventually.

[idunnosomename]

lol you gullible fucking idiot. As if a 90 year old man would just die like that

[JesusAndYourBush]

What a bad photograph choice for an obituary

He looks like Ronnie Barker in one of the sketches that was cut from the repeats.