Registrations are currently delayed due to a spam wave, please bear with me.
Started by pancreas, November 11, 2021, 10:53:32 AM
Quote from: Brundle-Fly on November 11, 2021, 11:07:34 AMSee also coffee enemas. You can't just squirt a hot mug of Nescafe up your bot bot.
Quote from: Alberon on November 11, 2021, 12:18:34 PMLast time, pre-pandemic, the GPs stopped doing it so I ended up in Specsavers getting it vacuumed out.
Quote from: imitationleather on November 11, 2021, 11:48:23 AMFuck wax removal. There's nothing worth hearing anyway.
Quote from: pancreas on November 11, 2021, 12:30:42 PMWhat about the Murder She Wrote theme tune?
Quote from: The Mollusk on November 11, 2021, 11:21:37 AMI had years of deeply impacted wax which I tried to flush out with the Otex ear bellows thing a couple years ago. The wax was so immovable that the Otex just caked on top of it and made it worse. I was about 50% hearing impaired for the few days between this and the flushing appointment which I had no choice but to book, to the point where I was stood waiting for a lift and when one of the three lift doors pinged to indicate which one was ready to be boarded, I genuinely had no idea which one it was. The flushing however was incredible. It's a shame it all gets sucked into a big box of everyone else's wax and insect eggs and ear pubes and popcorn kernels because I really wanted to see exactly how much gunk had come out of me. I'm fascinated by that sort of thing, being probed and opened up and having bad or unnecessary stuff sucked the fuck out of me. Immensely satisfying.
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on November 11, 2021, 12:36:08 PMI got shown mine, and I have to say, fucking loved seeing the quantities involved. Should've mandatory
Quote from: buttgammon on November 11, 2021, 11:14:53 AMYears ago, I had so much wax that I actually went deaf in one ear. I used proper hydrogen peroxide Otex for a few days and once the blockage started to clear, I ended up with hot, sticky earwax literally dripping out of the ear. It was honestly one of the best experiences of my life.
Quote from: pancreas on November 11, 2021, 10:53:32 AM I have been putting in some ear-dildos to block out the racket. ...I got an Otex double action pack
Quote from: robhug on November 11, 2021, 11:40:20 AMThose syringe things that squirt hot water at funny angles in your ear bring some fucking astounding results, you wouldn't believe the shit that comes out of your ears, Olive Oil them for a couple of days before hand first. I had a solid bit of wax close to an inch long that I could, if the fancy took me, write with. I didn't as that would be grotesque.
Quote from: Povidone on November 11, 2021, 03:09:59 PMHad a similar thing, it was really frustrating as the docs were absolute cunts about it "Yeah you've got a fuckload of wax in your ear mate""Aye so fucking syringe it then""Nah here's some almond oil and a subtle implication that this is your fault"Have a chronic history of this shit and had gromits when I was a kid. Eventually got a hearing check at boots and they wrote a letter telling the docs to syringe it, a job which fell to some poor staff nurse who had to witness the volume of shite that immediately flew out my ear. Her comment: "No oil or even ear drops would have shifted that".Otex is pretty good for a quick declog but nothing beats the feeling of getting irrigation, it's beautiful, I'd have it done once a month just for the feel of it. Like an itch you could never scratch yourself. Lovely.
Quote from: Povidone on November 11, 2021, 03:09:59 PMOtex is pretty good for a quick declog but nothing beats the feeling of getting irrigation, it's beautiful, I'd have it done once a month just for the feel of it. Like an itch you could never scratch yourself. Lovely.
Quote from: Vitamin C on November 11, 2021, 03:15:01 PMOlive oil? In the ears? Fuck that. What if some cunt throws a lit match down your ear. You'd be a walking chip pan fire.
Page created in 0.034 seconds with 18 queries.