Boris Johnson - Time Running out?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Great choices for Conservatives: Pob, Pork Lady or Netflix Live Action Thatcher

[pigamus]

Or Jeremy Hunt

[Sebastian Cobb]

get pork lady done!

[H-O-W-L]

Anyone brought up the Boris flash mob yet?

[mothman]

Anyone brought up the Boris flash mob yet?

Were they pro or anti? I wasn't sure.

[idunnosomename]

oh deary me where do these all keep coming from? how fortuitous! you can even read all of this without a subscription?

lol it's on the cover tomorrow

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/01/15/carrie-johnson-pictured-breaking-covid-rules-hugging-friend/



that's tory boomer dads' wanks sorted

[M-CORP]

I can't read it because a massive banner flies up on the screen offering three months of content for £1, unless I already have an account, which I don't. But I'm sure it's good.

#BackBoris trending on Twitter by the way. Saw someone saying the mainstream media and hypocritical Labour elite would not get away with the ousting of a democratically elected leader who the people loved. Or something like that.

[chveik]

it's curtains for the wankpuffin! whoop!

[idunnosomename]

Stick a fork in him.

He's not done, I just want someone to stick a fork in the fat cunt

[mothman]

Operation Save Big Dog might have more than just assorted Downing Street minions on the hit list. This could be part of that. He has to be bored of her by now, will want to move on to a new one.

[idunnosomename]

prayers for Dilyn

[mothman]

... actually no, forget what I said above, I'm not sure he can take the chance of getting rid of Carrie. The last thing he needs is a woman scorned out there - not that Jennifer Arcuri did him any damage at all, but he's in a weaker position now.

[Psybro]

The people who think they're in the centre due to stunted political horizons that make up the bulk of the politically engaged electorate mostly love them some Sunak. If Truss gets elected, the same people who loved going "It all went wrong when Labour picked the wrong brother!!" will be all over it.

Worth remembering Leadsom's campaign got dynamited because they didn't trust the decrepit lunatics not to put her in.

[mothman]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/15/uk/boris-johnson-parties-scandal-intl-cmd-gbr/index.html

Reckons their ideal scenario would be to hold on until the summer. Suggests the rot among the rank & file may be too far gone.

[chveik]

any minute now

[idunnosomename]

Acuri looks like a lot more fun than Symonds. really wish he was lumped with her when he became PM

[Famous Mortimer]

... actually no, forget what I said above, I'm not sure he can take the chance of getting rid of Carrie. The last thing he needs is a woman scorned out there - not that Jennifer Arcuri did him any damage at all, but he's in a weaker position now.

Bolded the part that will remain true.

[idunnosomename]

the timeline tony/Emma Kennedy saga continues.

https://twitter.com/altgazza/status/1482417085582127111

If I didn't know her from TMWRNJ, I would assume she was TBEU.

[Butchers Blind]

If I didn't know her from TMWRNJ, I would assume she was TBEU.

What's TBEU? Tried figuring it out, maybe Tory Bastard...

[idunnosomename]

Sorry it was meant to be a bit impenetrable for comic effect.

this seems a good summary

https://en.everybodywiki.com/Trevor_Bastard_Extended_Universe_(TBEU)

[dandoystevski]

Nice to see that the chap who's behind much of the glory that is the TBEU is married to (alas) former CAB stalwart, Banana Woofwoof/Ronnie the Raincoat. Unless i've got that all bollocksed.

[mothman]

No, you're correct.

[greencalx]

The tentacles of this dusty corner of the internet spread wider than I thought.

Thought it worth mentioning that in my organisation, police investigations take precedence over internal inquiries so I'm wondering why in this instance the police seem to be not arsed, wait for the inquiry, mate despite the ample evidence of lawbreaking.

[greencalx]

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[Fambo Number Mive]

@PippaCrerar
PM attended "handful" of the gatherings when indoor socialising banned - but witnessed more.

"He would come in and say 'Hello everyone, had a hard week? Letting off some steam? Oh great'.

"The idea he didn't know there were drinks is total nonsense."

[the Fallen]

Mrs Johnson appeared to have her arm around the friend, Anna Pinder, and one of her legs draped over her leg. Ms Pinder's hands were clasped together in her lap.

[imitationleather]

Mrs Johnson appeared to have her arm around the friend, Anna Pinder, and one of her legs draped over her leg. Ms Pinder's hands were clasped together in her lap.

Hot

[idunnosomename]

Boris will be so jealous

[Milo]

Imagine how debauched Boris Johnson's number 10 would have been without a pandemic on.

[jobotic]

Would have been like the Pigeon Tied Orange Peel with a perma-naked Gove writhing away 24/7