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JDTV - Jim Davidson's new project

Started by holyzombiejesus, December 13, 2021, 06:42:54 PM

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Video Game Fan 2000

He's doing the cheeky chappy thing on the stills but half the videos he's dressed and acting like a shit mob boss.


Fambo Number Mive

I know it's not the most remarkable thing about him but I thought patterned shirts with white collars went out with David Steel.

No offence to anyone hear who wears them but Davidson is the first person I've seen in them for years.

WangChungLung

Either way LH is and never has been funny , a moderately talented actor at best *awaits numerous vociferous attacks*

Video Game Fan 2000

"don't let the word 'paypal' frighten you"

I'm glad this guy tells it as he sees it.

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on December 13, 2021, 09:30:45 PMAfter being declared bankrupt in the mid 2000s, he's now swanning about on a fucking yacht. I saw another video that I didn't really want to link to where he goes off on a rant about Lenny Henry and Africa, and it got 150,00o views.

Actually, fuck it. Here's the video. There's something really chilling about it, the way he so despises Henry.



Pure envy isn't it, has to be. Henry's almost universally beloved, still able to get the red carpet treatment from the BBC while Davidson is marginalised and unemployable in the mainstream media. In Jim's head this should be the exact opposite. The fact that Lenworth is (whisper) a black is the real salt in the wound.

Avril Lavigne

Quote from: WangChungLung on December 14, 2021, 06:29:14 PMEither way LH is and never has been funny , a moderately talented actor at best *awaits numerous vociferous attacks*

Nah he's not good, but Davidson is not good for political reasons on top of being not good purely as a comedian.

Avril Lavigne

Sleepwalker is the best thing Henny Lenry ever did and if JD had the slightest bit of nous about him he'd say that as a takedown.



jobotic

Where can I get a filing cabinet that has the ability to make Bobby Ball's boat race appear on its side when I get angry about a black man? Fucking sweet

Rev+

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You've lost the audience, Jim.

Jim Davidson is a man who is so profoundly ignorant and fucking stupid that I can well believe that he genuinely believes that Lenny Henry 'asked white people to stop helping Africa'.  He's a Sun editorial made flesh.

Don't get me wrong, Henry and Lammy talking about the issue of the 'white saviour' narrative tells me that they have a shallow interpretation of the problems with charity (that being that ALL charity is effectively there to make the giver feel good about themselves rather than being a genuine fix to social ills).  Of course it's a 'white saviour' narrative.  It's a fucking 'saviour narrative' full stop; Comic Relief is this writ large, all back-slapping slebs looking misty-eyed, before heading home and paying expensive accountants to find ways to avoid tax.  Why do they think Tories boast about foodbanks being a fantastic representation of British generosity, rather than a blight?  But Davidson isn't offering a socialist criticism of the issues with charity; he's just being a racist fucker.

None of this detracts from the fact that Davidson is a nasty little cunt.

gilbertharding

*Jethro's face appears in the corner of the screen then disappears*


The best thing LH ever did was the rap in the opening theme of The Lenny Henry Show (1984).

https://youtu.be/neJCbxO5Lm4

And obviously Jim Davidson is an insufferable bell, and I feel ashamed for liking him on Big Break when I was a kid.

phantom_power

For a comedian he is so lacking in any wit or timing, and as a former prime-time BBC presenter he is so lacking in charisma or engagement

Video Game Fan 2000

Not only did he get the Generation Game, he keep it for over five years. Why not give Count Dankula the nine oclock news.

Mr Banlon

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on December 14, 2021, 06:03:24 PMI know it's not the most remarkable thing about him but I thought patterned shirts with white collars went out with David Steel.

No offence to anyone hear who wears them but Davidson is the first person I've seen in them for years.
He dresses like how a spiv thinks a politician would dress. A sort of Alan B'Stard/Brian Rose mix.

imitationleather

Quote from: phantom_power on December 15, 2021, 12:54:31 PMFor a comedian he is so lacking in any wit or timing, and as a former prime-time BBC presenter he is so lacking in charisma or engagement

It is really bizarre that during my childhood he was pretty much the biggest star on the BBC.

Just... What?

Say what you like about Barrymore over on ITV, but he definitely did have charisma and wit.

Mr Banlon

The comments in the Lewis Hamilton video are fucking grim.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: imitationleather on December 15, 2021, 03:48:54 PMIt is really bizarre that during my childhood he was pretty much the biggest star on the BBC.

Just... What?

Say what you like about Barrymore over on ITV, but he definitely did have charisma and wit.

Barrymore was more of a variety entertainer though wasn't he? Jim Bowen is probably a better comparison. Not that Jim's success isn't puzzling as well.

Petey Pate

Most people seem to have forgotten the Jim Davidson podcast, which was a master class in terrible production values, illegally playing copyrighted music (mainly P.F.M. and E.L.P.) and rambling anecdotes from his childhood which went absolutely nowhere.

It doesn't seem to be anywhere online anymore but there was a CaB thread about it.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=39134.0

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on December 15, 2021, 03:53:31 PMBarrymore was more of a variety entertainer though wasn't he? Jim Bowen is probably a better comparison. Not that Jim's success isn't puzzling as well.

Bowen never broke out of Bullseye, though, which is absolutely fair enough. LWT were never going to touch him and he seemed happy enough with his lot.

Bowen probably couldn't believe his luck that he got 14 years out of Bullseye, whereas Davidson seems convinced that he's the greatest stand-up comedian and broadcaster this country has ever produced.

jobotic

Quote from: phantom_power on December 15, 2021, 12:54:31 PMFor a comedian he is so lacking in any wit or timing, and as a former prime-time BBC presenter he is so lacking in charisma or engagement

Think if you're married to him he has quite the air of menace

Kankurette

Couldn't he just join GB News like every other grifting turd?


Kankurette

Jim Davidson is also one of those people who tends to get mentioned a lot in threads about celebrities who were/are notorious cunts. I don't think I've ever read a positive comment about him.

Sonny_Jim

Pure jealousy that Lenny Henry thing, isn't it?  You can't blame him, Lenny gets a knighthood, Jim gets an OBE.  Lenny gets to do Shakespeare and the new Lord of the Rings series, Jim writes and stars in mucky pantomimes.

The bit where he says Lenny is turning on those people who made him famous because of his 'talents' I can't decipher, it might just be due to massive dogwhistling.  Is he insinuating that Lenny is only famous because he's black and he's a hypocrite to be banging on about the white saviour stuff?

Hobo With A Shit Pun


Obel

Finally a show to rival Norm Macdonald Live.