Have I missed anything?

[Jockice]

Well, have I?

[timebug]

Not a lot!

[Barry Admin]

Welcome back :-)

[Paul Calf]

The forum is now owned by a Saudi-Israeli conglomerate. Having red hair and a girlfriend is punishable by BANHAMMER.

[Mobius]

Not rely no jk roweling cunt though

[MojoJojo]

The delicious cuisine of India.

[Butchers Blind]

You've missed everything and nothing in equal measure

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Neil Hannon posts here now.

[Pink Gregory]

Yaaaay Jockice is back on the block!

[Buelligan]

You're missing your avatar, nevertheless, welcome back!

[Ray Travez]

Jarvis Cocker was on here; he denies ever having met you. Oh and Jive Bunny issued a fatwa.

[The Dog]

They came and gave out loads of sweets but then after we ate the sweets everyone got really sleepy and when we woke up all our clothes had gone.

[paruses]

new phone who dis?

[Jockice]

Well some of you have made me laugh here, so I may as well return. Won't be around a lot in the near future though. Real life's taken over a bit. Fucking real life. But I'll be back, back, back, back. Not my words, these are the words of The Spirit Of Dark And Lonely Water.

[buttgammon]

[shiftwork2]

It's been missing David Gedge interview anecdotes.

[Dex Sawash]

There was a Chinese takeaway thread and we weren't sure if you liked that or not


The thread not the food

[chveik]

glebe's got shit on his hands

[SpiderChrist]

Me and

Spoiler alert

Paulie Walnuts

[close]

are engaged to be married.

[Dex Sawash]

Really fucked it not titling thread 'sad news about @Jockice ' would've been on brand and exactly the thread title I dreaded seeing increasingly as the non-jockice period dragged on.

[thenoise]

It looks slightly different!

[Captain Z]

A meeting

[wosl]

glebe's got shit on his hands

This is very old hat.  His hands are currently spotless.  Unnervingly spotless.

[Tony Tony Tony]

We took a vote and now you have to be blackballed, but only one of them.

One more and you get cancelled.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Me and

Spoiler alert

Paulie Walnuts

[close]

are engaged to be married.

Oh yeh, me and

Spoiler alert

Pauline Walnuts (No relation)

[close]

Have split, and she gets custody of you.

[Dr Rock]

No, but I missed you...

[Glebe]

Replies bummed popcorn dressed in a Bungle suit.

[H-O-W-L]

A spot.

[pancreas]

Shoulders and madhair60 are now officially on the nonce.

[chveik]

ferris has taken a liking to gangnam style