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Glinner XIV: CALOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GC COMING OUT DAY!!!

Started by madhair60, December 19, 2021, 12:28:13 AM

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madhair60

Former comedy writer Graham Linehan is a sickening, slanderous transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic bigot.




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NEW official thread theme song

For continuing analysis of the alleged Father Ted writer's exceptionally public breakdown and subsequent deterioration

Timeline of events:

- Done a bad transphobia in IT Crowd episode
- Instead of saying "soz", became the most notable transphobe on the planet
- Spent 21 hours a day on twitter misgendering, insulting and brigading trans people and their allies
- Attempted to have trans charity Mermaids' lottery funding pulled
- hbomberguy live stream to counter this raises $300,000 for Mermaids instead
- then Mermaids got the lottery money anyway, meaning Graham failed on every level it is possible to have failed
- Depth charged his own career, lost his family
- Starting calling people paedophiles on Twitter
- Again: threw away his wife and children, his career and any positive legacy in order to call people paedophiles on Twitter       
- Got kicked off Twitter permanently
- Now subsists on thin gruel of his newly in-the-low-hundreds audience (down from 700k)
- Graham sleeps in a racing car, do you?
- Solicits sex from brothel called "Brighton Belles"
- Started sending things in the post to people like bizarre transphobic birthday cakes and white feathers (?!)
- Created false account on "Her" dating app to post peoples' private images
- National reportage of this incident painted him quite accurately as a pathetic moron
- Went to Parliament and made an absolute loser of himself, again
- Attended genuinely pathetic "Women Won't Wheesht" event with cum all over his jeans
- Sung Fairytale of New York at said event, pointedly leaving in the F-slur. And in July
- Attended further Women Won't Wheesht events to creep on fellow TERFs
- Shouted "Lesbians do not date women" at one of these events, baffling every living human being on the planet
- Has paid Substack blog on which his sanity has clearly evaporated entirely
- Has paid Patreon blog that peaked at 23 subscribers and is now at 20 18 17 13
- Interviewed on GB News, came across as the fucking lunatic that he is, on verge of tears constantly
- Entire income is now tied to bigotry, no entertainment industry work forthcoming
- Again again: has literally lost everything in order to post hate on Twitter which he is now banned from
- Constantly boasts of buying new SIM cards to circumvent Twitter bans
- His sock accounts are instantly discovered and banned anyway
- Doxed his own "Barney Rubble" sock account due to stupidity
- Continues to make sockpuppet accounts that are immediately found, necessitating the purchase of more and more SIM cards
- Now so frenzied in his libel that increasing legal threats are being mooted
- Has claimed to have received multiple visits from the police
- Seemingly desperate to get sued
- Initiated 19/12/2021 "Gender Critical Coming Out Day", urging TERFs worldwide to compromise their safety by revealing their bigotry to others
- Was widely condemned for this transparent attempt to take the heat off himself that clearly in no way benefits women
- "The Mess We're In" falls into disarray after Arty Morty creates a rift between himself and Helen Staniland by describing radfems as having "bloodlust"
- Graham posts tearful video stating "I love you, Arty Morty"
- Is generally speaking an embarrassment to all

Graham's accomplishments thus far: Raised an enormous amount of money and awareness for trans people, got banned from Twitter, lost own career, legacy, friends and family, is the stupidest cunt on the planet.


Former comedy writer Graham Linehan is a sickening, slanderous transphobic, homophobic, misogynistic bigot.

madhair60

Guide to Glinner threads originally posted by Ambient Sheep

Prequel threads:

Graham Linetransexclusionary (2018/03/08 - 2018/07/22, 52 pages)

Twitter policeman Graham Linehan given warning by police about Twitter (2018/10/06 - 2018/10/19, 21 pages)

What happened to Adam Buxton and Graham Linehan's sci-fi sitcom 'The Cloud'? (2018/12/17 - 2019/01/01, five pages, despite the title it's mainly about the trans issue)



Main ~100-page threads:

Charity stream hosted to spite transphobic tosser Graham Linehan (2019/01/20 - 2019/08/02)

The all-new "Graham Linehan's a transphobic cunt" thread (2019/08/01 - 2020/02/11)

Graham Linehan's Beard Weekends: Transphobia III: The Sorceror (2020/02/11 - 2020/05/12)

Glinner Posts Mortem: Dying on Transphobia Hill 4: The (g)Room(er) (2020/05/11 - 2020/06/22)

Glinner V: The Dream(ed up) Child (molestors): A New Carbon-era (2020/06/22 - 2020/07/21)

Glinner Six Not Gender: Beyond Twitterdome: Racecar, backwards (2020/07/21 - 2020/12/27)

GVIINNER: cunt's gone bananas (2020/12/27 - 2021/03/15)

Glinner: Arty Morty and the Glinfinite Transness: The Hateful 8th (2021/03/15 - 2021/06/05)

Glin's Slide No. 9 - TransIXclusionary (2021/06/05 - 2021/08/07)

GLINTENDO GC: Bananac*nt Cis Tory X: You can't spell MUMSNET without TEN (2021/08/07 - 2021/09/07)

G11nner's erosion eleven: TERF speedrun (career/family skip, any%) 2021/09/07 - 2021/10/04

Glinner 12: Angry Men Won't Wheest: Onward Cistern Soldiers: A bonkers dozen 2021/10/04 - 2021/11/03

Glinna sadda defeata: 13 going on TERFy: How do you 13eat 13eaver 13other
2021/11/03 - 2021/12/19

Glinner XIV: CALOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GC COMING OUT DAY!!! 2021/12/19 - ??? (You're reading it!)



Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews (2009/12/13 - 2009/12/15, one page)

Graham Linehan points out the absolute turdness of Jack Whitehall (2011/03/21 - 2011/03/27, two pages)

Comedians inciting their followers/fans to savage their critics (2012/06/18 - 2012/09/28, 50 pages)

Graham Linehan wants you to work for him for no money (2013/06/18 - 2013/06/22, three pages)

The Walshes on BBC4/RTE, by Diet of Worms & Graham Linehan (2014/03/17 - 2015/01/22, one page)

Graham LOLnehan (2015/04/20 - 2018/10/09, six pages)

Pope Ted: The Father Ted Musical (2018/06/02 - 2018/06/10, four pages)

Limmy vs Linehan (2020/01/20 - 2020/01/23, one page)

Going apeshit at unisex bogs (2020/02/06 - 2020/02/09, five pages)

JK Rowling TERFing her legacy into the bin (2020/06/07 - ???)

Glinner: thread for backseat moderators and hand-wringing (2020/06/20 - ???)



A little light relief - H.S. Art threads

What's Graham Linehan up to? (2019/05/29 - 2019/06/10, one page)

Imagine if Graham Linehan (2019/11/12 - 2019/11/13, one page)

Ferris


imitationleather

Quote from: Ferris on December 19, 2021, 12:35:58 AMAn update on jk rowlings sleigh location please?

The Gender Critical Krampus is paying Glinner a visit tonight.


DreadedScotsman

Quote from: Sonny_Jim on December 19, 2021, 12:30:09 AMI counted about 10 sincere 'gender critical coming out day' hashtags on Twitter, the rest are people taking the piss.

Resounding success there Graham.  Well done.  Pat yourself on the back.

I haven't seen any but I've gotten into the habit of blocking terven on sight. I have seen #LGBTCommunityDay as an attempt to drown out whatever bigoted damp squib glinners "pay attention to me JK Rowling" day puts out. I think drowning out their shit is the best idea


Mister Six


PaulTMA


Dr Rock

Ok, I admit it, I'm Coming Out. I'm Gender Critical.

JamesTC

Everybody go to sleep otherwise JK Rowling won't visit your home on her sleigh.

Kind of sad to see the 13th thread go. It had gone on for so long I kinda got emotionally attached to it in a weird way. But alas, life goes on...

imitationleather

Quote from: Buttered Ghost on December 19, 2021, 01:13:49 AMKind of sad to see the 13th thread go. It had gone on for so long I kinda got emotionally attached to it in a weird way. But alas, life goes on...

You sound like Glinner talking about his ex-wife.

QDRPHNC

Everybody you'll see on the first page of this thread is a critic. You're a critic. You are. Critics! Critic! Oi, you're a critic. You're a critic. Critics!

All critics... of Gender Critical Coming Out Day.

Fisher Goes Berserk

Quote from: Mister Six on December 18, 2021, 06:42:54 PM[Incredible song parody]
Absolutely beautiful. Thank you.

Quote from: Better Midlands on December 18, 2021, 07:07:56 PM[Video of Linehan and pal driving a speedboat into the same song]
Fucking hell. It's absolutely clear that neither of them has more than a passing acquaintance with it. The fact she sings the F word and then has no clue that the line continues after that is very telling.


Mister Six



Quote from: imitationleather on December 19, 2021, 12:39:19 AMThe Gender Critical Krampus is paying Glinner a visit tonight.

And Arty is Gender Critical Zwarte Piet.

The Mollusk

Been away from these mental threads for a while but feel like this is a great time to be dipping back in

imitationleather

Quote from: The Mollusk on December 19, 2021, 01:39:55 AMBeen away from these mental threads for a while but feel like this is a great time to be dipping back in

You have missed out on gold. GOLD!

The Mollusk

I saw the bit where he wrote a blog about the site, that was funny!

Sorry this is a shit reply. I'm drunk!

The Late Satoru Iwata

I just got my GameCube out of the back of the cupboard.

Ferris

Quote from: The Mollusk on December 19, 2021, 01:44:14 AMI saw the bit where he wrote a blog about the site, that was funny!

Sorry this is a shit reply. I'm drunk!

Did you see my good king wenceslas gag? We all agreed it was the best things that's ever been posted in these threads (and possibly in all of C&B though I don't know if I'd go that far!)

Sonny_Jim

J.K Rowling

(Sorry, nothing to add just wanted updates)

wrec

Quote from: Buttered Ghost on December 19, 2021, 01:13:49 AMKind of sad to see the 13th thread go. It had gone on for so long I kinda got emotionally attached to it in a weird way. But alas, life goes on...

Quote from: imitationleather on December 19, 2021, 01:15:40 AMYou sound like Glinner talking about his ex-wife.

If the thread had begged you to spend less time ranting and harrassing people on Twitter, and the thread's family had tried an intervention, and eventually the thread said can we at least try to have a normal family Christmas, but you ignored it until the thread could take no more and threw you out. Then you told everyone that the thread was gone because the TRAs prevented you from getting work and you could no longer support it, despite the thread's continued success as the writer of an award-winning TV show.

retsuza


BJBMK2


GoblinAhFuckScary

Looking forward to waking up next to a pile a goo that was my best friend's face