queen dead?

[madhair60]

cunt of death cunt of dead?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

More likely some "take responsibility" bullshit for omicron?

[Wonderful Butternut]

More likely some "take responsibility" bullshit for omicron?

Yeah prob, unfortunately.

[madhair60]

i disagree. she is dead

[Video Game Fan 2000]

No, December 25th.

[Alberon]

She IS dead, but this is about Covid and how it's all your fault and not the government's.

[Johnny Foreigner]

I don't see the connexion.

[H-O-W-L]

Big yellow and red GET BOOSTED NOW cover cleverly posited to hide some headline story about how the Tory Party funded a Death Star or something.

[Buelligan]

Think we've got some omicron here.  Got no Queen.  Got no Menzies Distribution new wrapping shite.

You do the math.

[Pink Gregory]

quin deid

[Butchers Blind]

Big Liz Truss campaign 'Get Brexit Boosted'

[Video Game Fan 2000]

We're opening new pork markets in the morgue.

[touchingcloth]

Praying is this isn't true so that the shock doesn't prevent Lovely Phil from reaching his 100th Christmas x

[touchingcloth]

The "usual same" papers will carry their "usual" content? Isn't the whole point of a newspaper that the contents each day are entirely novel?

[Alberon]

I take it you don't read them on a regular basis.

[Gurke and Hare]

I mean, it's clearly not any kind of new information or announcement is it? Why would they announce the queen's death like that, especially given that we all know exactly how it's going to be done after that Guardian story about it.

[kalowski]

I take it you don't read them on a regular basis.

He's right. That's why they are called new-spapers

[Dr Rock]

I'm going with the queen=dead possibility.

[Wonderful Butternut]

She could be abdicating either.

"Fuck this shit, I'm too old. Off you go Charles. Let's see if you last a month."

[Porky]

I am sorry for your loss.

[AsparagusTrevor]

Sorry to disappoint, but all the newspapers we print at the company I work for are running covid booster wraps on 21st Dec, I'm assuming this is that same thing.

To chuck something else into the 'incompetent government' hat, every time we run their ads in our papers they manage to fuck something up with them, sort the booking details and/or artwork ridiculously last minute/extremely late. It's been a constant ballache from the start of the pandemic.

[Goldentony]

spoke with reuters and the queen deffo dead, dont listen to any other lying cunts in this thread

[Cuellar]

I'm a very senior member of the royal household staff and yes she's brown bread

[kalowski]

No. I am the Queen and neither Phil nor I are dead.

[Replies From View]

The onus is on the person making the wild claim to offer evidence.


Therefore please show evidence that Qvin is still alive, or we must assume she has died.

[audiocreator]

Sky news havent even mentioned it in the paper review.

Probably dont have a copy of the front-front page.

[touchingcloth]

If the "queen" isn't dead, then I'd sure love to know whose corpse I just desecrated.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

A FREE PIECE OF THE QUEEN OF ALL OF OUR READERS

[Dennis the Menace pointing and saying 'WOW']

[audiocreator]

i disagree. she is dead

Wonder who got the power pack.

[Uncle TechTip]

Like the government would pay to communicate the death of the Queen when these fawning cunts will produce a "wrap around" all by themselves day after day telling us how great she was at wearing stuff etc.