queen dead?

[Blue Jam]

She's gained the 3 minutes big Phil used to set aside especially to give her one every christmas night

Well, she would have gained those three minutes if he was actually dead.

I sincerely hope Phil is feeling better and is out of hospital in time for Christmas.

[robhug]

Well, she would have gained those three minutes if he was actually dead.

I sincerely hope Phil is feeling better and is out of hospital in time for Christmas.

Nobody suggested he's dead mate, he'd just a bit down in the dumps with covid and blm which has sadly effected his libido.

[Blue Jam]

Is she actually doing a speech this year or will it be another deepfake like that Channel 4 one? How will we know the difference?

[Butchers Blind]

She's doing it from a park bench this year, bottle of cider and smoking tabs.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Heard the queen's speech this year is going to be recreation of Four Candles with Andrew as the guy behind the counter

[Alberon]

Is she actually doing a speech this year or will it be another deepfake like that Channel 4 one? How will we know the difference?

They've been faked for years. We've pointed out for ages that she looks photoshopped in every picture she appears in.

Take this one from last year.



Back then we compared it to one of those poor 90s computer FMV adventure games.

[Twit 2]

This cunt dead yet?

[the Fallen]

The Queen presents the Snowman sung live  in Autotune by Her Majesty Better Be Kidding

[ElTwopo]

Back then we compared it to one of those poor 90s computer FMV adventure games.

Night Trap's let itself go.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Prince's Don't Wear Crowns
Phil-tasmagoria
The 7th Ghost
The Ghislaine Encounter
The Long Goner Ma'am
A Done Killing Soon?

Can't think of a single pun for London Bridge out of any of the FMV shovelware I can remember

[H-O-W-L]

Prince's Don't Wear Crowns
Phil-tasmagoria
The 7th Ghost
The Ghislaine Encounter
The Long Goner Ma'am
A Done Killing Soon?

Can't think of a single pun for London Bridge out of any of the FMV shovelware I can remember

Phil-tasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh.

I don't need to change the subtitle honestly.

[Ray Travez]

Dead queen
Live long
King Kong King Kong King Kong

[Mister Six]

They've been faked for years. We've pointed out for ages that she looks photoshopped in every picture she appears in.

Take this one from last year.



Back then we compared it to one of those poor 90s computer FMV adventure games.

Sneak preview of this year's speech:

[PlanktonSideburns]

Definitely checks out.
Definitely checks out.

Love the expression

Delete This You Warped Fuck

Might use that

[Dr Rock]

It has really ruined my Christmas that her majesty hasn't kicked the bucket. Shame on you ma'aam.

[Better Midlands]

It has really ruined my Christmas that her majesty hasn't kicked the bucket. Shame on you ma'aam.