Is there a 'Size of Your Boxing Day Shit' thread yet?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Not sure.
Anyway, no rumblings yet. Just a gentle stream of noxious gas every 40 mins or so.

Anyone got a corker out early doors?

[Pink Gregory]

I have IBS so I'm sure it will be delivered unsatifyingly and painfully.

Sums the year up really.

[Mister Six]

No, but there's an "Is there a 'Size of Your Boxing Day Shit' thread yet?" thread.

It's here.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

No, but there's an "Is there a 'Size of Your Boxing Day Shit' thread yet?" thread.

It's here.

Is this a Mobius Poop?

[shoulders]

On my signal, unleash hell.

[shoulders]

*signals*

[buttgammon]

Three large, malodorous shits tumbled out off my anus last night like heralds of impending doom. Just as last night's sheets of rain have now given way to blue skies, there is an eerie calm in my lower digestive tract this morning, but there is a real sense of unfinished business

[mattyc]

One small, unyielding nubbin that took some shifting. There's plenty to come, but I haven't got the heart for the struggle or the consequences thereof. I've half a mind to deploy one of the suppositories I purchased in anticipation of this precise situation, they might just be the lesser of two evils. Either way, it's going to be no picnic. Rest assured that I will keep you fully appraised of all developments.

[The Mollusk]

My system is all out of whack so I had mine late last night. It was huge, at least an inch of matter coming out of the water like the first fish to evolve legs crawling out of the primordial goo.

[seepage]

*signals*

Never mind a few irregular C Gauls, I don't think a Russian tank brigade would have survived that lot.

[touchingcloth]

I avoid the need for unusually large Boxing Day shits by eating my Christmas dinner while sat on a commode.

[flotemysost]

A volley of firm, glossy conkers, coaxed out with an espresso. A vintage harvest.

[thenoise]

Pretty standard size but a decent girth on it. Deep brown colour that stained the pan on the way down,had to get the brush out which is a rare occurrence for me.

An absolutely ungodly stench though. Even my two year old objects, and he loves everything disgusting.

7/10 all round.

[Milo]

I had a ruptured appendix last year which means I can now feel the trudge of particularly large meals as they impinge on the various surgical adhesions. This new sixth sense tells me that my Christmas exodus is currently paused somewhere in the lower left quadrant towards the front. I await.

[Gulftastic]

Not massive, but it fought like hell to stay up my arse. Most exercise I've had in months.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Update. A chipolatoa sized Grady nugget plopped out during a pre-shower sitdown wee. Nothing since.

[Catalogue of ills]

A volley of firm, glossy conkers

Poetry. You really do have a way with words, bravo.

[imitationleather]

I had a mild case of the shits yesterday and ended up with the skin around my ringpiece becoming scorched by the constant action. Was lying in bed in quite a lot of pain last night and became slightly worried a 'roid may be forming.

Feels a lot better down there today, but I'd rather my bowel put on an out of office reply and not accept any incoming or outgoing deliveries for a while.

[batwings]

My face as I expelled half a duck and a number of mince pies...

[Pink Gregory]

Three textbook movements, on the small side.  At the very least painless and not troublesome.

[Aaron500]

This is the day I train all year for.

A slight worry in the build up was the absence of meat from the Christmas Day menu, but my faith in the variously boiled, caramelised and honey glazed vegetables was totally justified.


The pan fill'd from side to side, with initial splashes giving way to splats as a marvellous 2 inch atoll of excrement began to build.

My Christmas Day chocolate overload gave it all a fabulous ganache finish, and upped the Bristol Stools rating from a solid but slimy 4 to a sloppy, staccato 5.

It fucking stank, helped no doubt by the last of the load sitting proud of the water.
First flush the water still had a brown tinge, and second flush revealed impressive streaking and mottling.

So proud.

[idunnosomename]

Live scenes here

[Porky]

Nothing to write home about.

[canadagoose]

I have IBS so I'm sure it will be delivered unsatifyingly and painfully.

Sums the year up really.

Fellow IBSer here. Today's shit(s) were unpleasant, let's just say that.

[Galeee]

Disappointingly bog standard this year.

[mattyc]

My second visit to the bowl produced a bumlog that looked like a mangled cigarillo. When I saw it, I stifled a shriek and flushed immediately, but it is still preying on my mind. Nothing since, a situation that is limiting my enthusiasm for further excess scoffing.

[Ferris]

Had a very muted xmas dinner on me own in the spare room like an isolation cunt, boxing day shit similarly muted. 3/10.

[kidney]

To my immense surprise I managed to unveil three ghastly offerings to the lavatory in the past 24 hours, though I daren't speak about them any further and would thank you all not to pry.

[Jittlebags]

I had a proper neckbreaker this morning. Pinned me up against the bathroom roof it did.

[flotemysost]

Poetry. You really do have a way with words, bravo.

Ha, cheers!

My face as I expelled half a duck and a number of mince pies...

big laugh at this