Is there a 'Size of Your Boxing Day Shit' thread yet?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I heard if you eat the whole thing you get the price of Christmas dinner back.

[buttgammon]

Two big bowls of chilli and three pints of Guinness down and I think I've beaten anything I produced in the last week of 2021. Great start to the year!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

What do you do with the turds from the bucket? Do you bury them somewhere? Or is it piling up in the bucket until the toilet can be unblocked?

Of course if you have a local Coprophilia Society you could always sell it to them for a tenner.

Apologies for being nosy.

Only one turd so far. Put it an Waitrose bag for life and threw into the disused school field next door.