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Started by the science eel, December 28, 2021, 07:13:51 PM

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eh

loads
enough to keep me happy
now and again
never

the science eel


Twit 2

Will fuck in exchange for sex.

imitationleather

Which liar voted for "loads"?

Pink Gregory

sure, got nothing better to do

Dr Rock


Glebe

Being CaB, shouldn't this be renamed 'WANKING'?

Quote from: Glebe on December 28, 2021, 07:26:57 PMBeing CaB, shouldn't this be renamed 'OW OW OW MY FORESKIN JESUS HAVE MERCY ON ME OW OW THE PAIN OW'?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Depends. How bigs your peter?


Stoneage Dinosaurs

Yeah I think it is and can be fun

The Lurker

It's CEX but is pronounced SEX

so I do understand the confusion

Butchers Blind

Where we come from it's called fucking.

Twit 2

You remind me of a guy who's good at fucken. Sucken and fucken.



mothman

Quote from: Glebe on December 28, 2021, 07:26:57 PMBeing CaB, shouldn't this be renamed 'WANKING'?

"Wanking in company" surely? And your mum bringing you a cup of tea while you're distracted doesn't count.

bgmnts

Quote from: Glebe on December 28, 2021, 07:26:57 PMBeing CaB, shouldn't this be renamed 'WANKING'?

Barely even manage that anymore.

frajer

Quote from: mothman on December 28, 2021, 08:56:20 PM"Wanking in company" surely? And your mum bringing you a cup of tea while you're distracted doesn't count.

Oh great, so now I'm a wank virgin too.

Merry Christmas to me.


pancreas


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Twit 2 on December 28, 2021, 07:17:50 PMWill fuck in exchange for sex.

A CaB classic, that one.

Quote from: Butchers Blind on December 28, 2021, 07:40:22 PMWhere we come from it's called fucking.

It's been fucking for some time now.

Twit 2

I've always said you don't have to be English to enjoy sex.

I come from a long line of fucking

kalowski

I have definitely done sex. Definitely.
It was when I was on holiday in Corfu. She was German. You won't have met her.
She said I was really good.

imitationleather

I can just about believe someone on this forum managed to have sex at some point but no fucking way were they good at it.

303


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on December 28, 2021, 10:03:13 PMI come from a long line of fucking

Sorry to hear that. FYI it's called a gangbang.

pancreas

Quote from: Twit 2 on December 28, 2021, 10:02:21 PMI've always said you don't have to be English to enjoy sex.

I knew a man from Venezuela once, and he didn't speak a word of English.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Was he good in bed?

pancreas