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Celebrity Death List 2022

Started by Ian Drunken Smurf, December 30, 2021, 08:47:59 AM

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Ian Drunken Smurf

So here is my ten for 2022 as submitted to the four CDL games I play.

David Dimbleby
Sid Little
Phil Collins
Queen Elizabeth II
Gery Keszler
Ghislaine Maxwell
Pope Benedict XVI
Bobby Charlton
Imelda Marcos
Rupert Murdoch

Gulftastic

Richard O'Sullivan
Christopher Lloyd
Betty White
Lindsay Lohan
Ringo Starr
The Queen
Barry Cryer
June Brown
Mel Brooks
Stephanie Cole

chveik

Joe Biden
Henry Kissinger
Alain Delon
Julian Assange
Clint Eastwood
Noam Chomsky
Julie Andrews
Philip Glass
Ali Bongo
Thomas Pynchon


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

^ At first I thought you were messing about with one of these entries, with them having been Sadly Gone-Went for a while, but now I realise you were referring to the third President of Gabon. Fair fucks.

Jittlebags

Dickie Davies
Neil Diamond
Mary Berry
Prunella Scales
Duke of Kent
Eileen Derbyshire
Brian Murphy
James Bolam
Robert Wagner
George Lazenby

dissolute ocelot

Marilyn Manson
Prince Andrew
John Humphreys
James Fox (the actor and father of Loz)
Norman Fowler, Baron Fowler
Queen Elizabeth II
Rey emerito Juan Carlos I of Spain
Gordon Ramsay
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prince Michael of Kent

kalowski

Julie Andrews
Ridley Scott
Diane Ladd
Jane Fonda
Woody Allen
Barbara Eden
Donald Sutherland
Robert Duvall
Rita Moreno
Gene Hackman

The Queen died on December 25th this year
Purple Aki
David Attenborough
The Pope don't look well
Joe "winter of severe illness and death" Biden
Paul McCartney

mothman

Can I just opine that, having glanced at the first few pages of the 2021 list, you all really suck at this? Out of about (guesstimating here) 100 celebrities named there, only about a half-dozen have actually subsequently carked it. About the same number of celebrities listed who turned out to be already dead this time last year. If I'm being charitable I'd suggest these threads have a 10% "success" rate.

You all really need to try harder. Why, I bet hardly any of you even own white hatch-backs...

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: kalowski on December 30, 2021, 12:30:50 PMJulie Andrews
Ridley Scott
Diane Ladd
Jane Fonda
Woody Allen
Barbara Eden
Donald Sutherland
Robert Duvall
Rita Moreno
Gene Hackman

Fuckin' solid list this, avoiding the *really* orbvious ones like Queenie and Jizzlane Wankswell. I wouldnae be surprised if most of these go next year, but I hope Donald Sutherland sticks around for a bit longer, like.

kalowski

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 30, 2021, 01:12:56 PMFuckin' solid list this, avoiding the *really* orbvious ones like Queenie and Jizzlane Wankswell. I wouldnae be surprised if most of these go next year, but I hope Donald Sutherland sticks around for a bit longer, like.
Writing the list makes me feel shitty like when Dennis Pennis did Steve Martin. I don't want any of them to die.

Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead

QE2
Paul Simon
Jimmy Carter
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Mike McCartney
Graham Linehan
Angela Lansbury
Bernard Cribbins
Mikhail Gorbachev

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: kalowski on December 30, 2021, 01:16:05 PMWriting the list makes me feel shitty like when Dennis Pennis did Steve Martin. I don't want any of them to die.

I'm just surprised that Barbara Eden's still around.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Here's my own list, trying to avoid any what's already been mentioned, although repeating one or two names is inevitable.

Leslie " Well, Hello? Goodbye, More Like!" Phillips
Jet Black from outta The Stranglers
John Cleese or Terry Gilliam
By the same token, one of the two surviving Goodies
Bob Newhart
James Fleet, shock heart attack, whole " Vicar Of Dibley" curse thing
Annie Nightingale, leaving Tony Blackburn shitting himself
Millicent Martin, That Was Yer Life That Was, Missus, been looking ancient for years now.
John Astin, you know, Gomez from " The Addams Family"
Mel Brooks OR Terri Garr, but not Gene Hackman, reckon he'll trundle on for another couple of years.

Edited to replace Betty White, who may also well go on for another few years.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 30, 2021, 01:28:15 PMHere's my own list, trying to avoid any what's already been mentioned, although repeating one or two names is inevitable.

Leslie " Well, Hello? Goodbye, More Like!" Phillips
Jet Black from outta The Stranglers
Bernard Cribbins
One of the two surviving Goodies
Bob Newhart
James Fleet, shock heart attack, whole " Vicar Of Dibley" curse thing
Annie Nightingale, leaving Tony Blackburn shitting himself
Millicent Martin, That Was Yer Life That Was, Missus, been looking ancient for years now.
John Astin, you know, Gomez from " The Addams Family"
Mel Brooks OR Terri Garr, but not Gene Hackman, reckon he'll trundle on for another couple of years.

Edited to replace Betty White, who may also well go on for another few years.

Also edited to replace Cleesie ( B. Cribbens turned 93 t'others day)

Along with everyone else putting their entries in, I don't actually * want * any of this lot to cark it.


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

^ Right, fucked that up a bit, but you get the idea.

Ian Drunken Smurf

One friend always puts N.Farage in. I presume in hope rather than expectation.

Galeee

Barry Cryer (hope not)
Ghislaine Maxwell
Simon Cowell

Jittlebags

I always imagine that Barry would just fade away, leaving his laugh behind - like the Cheshire Cat.

earl_sleek

Kanye West
'Prince' Charles
Celine Dion
Joe Biden
Bill Oddie
John Lydon
Yoko Ono
Bam Margera
Jack Ma
Noam Chomsky

Cerys

Her Maj (November horribilis)
Trevor McDonald (short illness)
Selina Scott (murder)
Terry Christian (missing presumed dead)
Kate McCann (Gerry finally snaps)
Boris Johnson (assassination)
Chris de Burgh (asphyxiated by own eyebrow)
Jeremy Corbyn (things definitely not looking good)
Wayne Hussey (liver disease)
Sally Field (spoon)





BritishHobo

Quote from: Gulftastic on December 30, 2021, 09:21:24 AMRichard O'Sullivan
Christopher Lloyd
Betty White
Lindsay Lohan
Ringo Starr
The Queen
Barry Cryer
June Brown
Mel Brooks
Stephanie Cole

Might need a new entry sorry Gulf

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on December 30, 2021, 01:28:15 PMEdited to replace Betty White, who may also well go on for another few years.


Hmmm

Gulftastic

Betty still counts for me on this year's list. I'll edit her off next year's tomorrow

Ian Drunken Smurf



Fabian Thomsett

Robin Askwith
Roy Hattersley
Alan Bennett
Matt Goss
Glen Matlock
Peter Greenaway
Jools Holland
Richard Bacon
David Icke
Peter Hitchens


The Lurker

Betty White was on my 2021 death list and I held back on posting my 2022 list just in case anyone on it died on New Year's Eve. I'm still going to hold back till tomorrow though just in case Ozzy Osbourne happens to die in the next few hours.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Betty Shite (this has greatly complicated matters)

George White

Tom Baker
Nehemiah Persoff
June Lockhart
Virginia McKenna
Jim Dale
Sylvia Syms
Julian Glover
Noddy Holder
Michael York
BIll Roache
Bonus: Rolf Harris (doesn't really count, cos he's dead to all of us, anyway)