How You Seeing in New Year?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just remembered why I don't really like Sheeran. Smuggo scrunching up his eyes despite doing the most banal obvious cod-emotional shit. Doing the whole sexy wobbling hus leg thing too, idiot. He doesn't even using a proper guitar it's like a tiny toy thing, you're a millionaire fuxk sake pal get yourself a big grown up's guitar.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Craig Davis is not scrunching up his eyes or playing a baby guitar, that is why is a real musician

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

That Craig David beard is a beautiful piece of mansculpting. Wish I could get my beard to do that but I can't even get the different bits of it to grow at the same length

[Kelvin]

Worth remembering that Craig David also saw in the year 2020 for all the good that did us.

[TrenterPercenter]

Double sacrifice.  The Davids might need a bit more work he's quite hench nowadays.


What a minute what day is it? (counts on fingers) possibly in a post coital slump could makes things easier.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Just switched on Jools Holland purely to see Big Ben and they didn't show it!  Does Sky have exclusive rights or something?

It's pre-recorded.

Also this year it's shit. He has no one good, and fucking Ed Sheeran. I hope his fingers fall off one day (Ed's not Jools').

Happy New Year!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I don't think Craig Davif did Covid guys, leave him alone

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

You might as well sacrifice Gregory Porter for appropriating penguin fasion

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The problem with Ed Sheeran is that he's so bloody nice isn't he? Just comes across as rather pleasant. I'd probably get on with him if I ever met him, which would make it very hard to saw off his fucking head in a blood sacrifice.

[Wonderful Butternut]

You might as well sacrifice Gregory Porter for appropriating penguin fasion

yeah, what the fuck is he wearing on his head?

EDIT: Aw he's talking to fucking Sheeran again. Kill him.

[jobotic]

They're ruining Little Walter now.

Forty minutes old and this year is shit.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

yeah, what the fuck is he wearing on his head?

A hat

[Glebe]

the guns...they've stopped.

is the war over?

If you want it. Ah ah ah ah.

[Wonderful Butternut]

A hat

But why's he got a hood pulled up over it. Add in a mask & sunglasses and he's all ready to rob a bank.

[Old Nehamkin]

I played a load of Metroid Dread on nintendo switch and listened to some podcasts. I never got the hang of going out on hogmanay really, bit too much drunk-fun expectational pressure involved and I don't like how the big exciting climax is just that it turns into January.

[jobotic]

Porter has a condition doesn't he? Not sure what it is. Rabbit ears or something.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Did Sheeran. Hopefully I captured the smugness adequitely

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Porter has a condition doesn't he?

Poaaibly. Guessing I'm cancelled now :(

[Wonderful Butternut]

Did Sheeran. Hopefully I captured the smugness adequitely

Yes. Yes you did.

[TrenterPercenter]

The problem with Ed Sheeran is that he's so bloody nice isn't he? Just comes across as rather pleasant. I'd probably get on with him if I ever met him, which would make it very hard to saw off his fucking head in a blood sacrifice.

Fuck sake.  Could you not have said this any sooner, thought we had a consensus.


I'll try and scrape some of the organs back in.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Did Sheeran. Hopefully I captured the smugness adequitely

You certainly did. Bet you feeling pretty smug about it now?

Happy new year verbwhores.

Just back from family party where all my aunts were saying how much I am all growded up recently. FFS I'm 50 years old and once killed a man with a pool cue.

[Cuellar]

Watching the film Countdown on Netflix.

[chveik]

ate some ratatouille and read a book about the dulles brothers. can't get better than that

happy new year folks!

[mothman]

Sheeran let the cat out the bag there, mentioned Ipswich losing to Barrow - which they did in a FA Cup 2nd round replay on 15 December.

I suppose that was alright tonight. Youngest joined next door's grandkids in trooping up and down the road banging pots and pans. I got some quality time with next door's Alaskan Malamute, she is the cuddliest pup ever. Totally unfazed by the fireworks, but she howled her head off when two police cars screamed down our road doing about 50 (in a 20 zone) with the blues and twos going.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Fuck sake.  Could you not have said this any sooner, thought we had a consensus.


I'll try and scrape some of the organs back in.

Too late for Ed. Continue the evisceration.

[aunt mildred]

The first thing I learn about in 2022 is Tony Blair is now a knight of the realm.

Starting the suicidal urges early this year.

Happy New Year all.

Evil cunts always get rewarded with a knighthood, just look at IDS he was knighted for killing poor people.

[monkfromhavana]

Our plans changed and we ended up just watching Still Game on the sofa. Fantastic.

[Porky]

I went to bed at 10:30 was woken up at midnight by dopey cunts letting fireworks off.