Celebrity Gnashers

[Jittlebags]

Using the word celebrity in the loosest manner here. Did anyone cop Joey Essex's teeth on Mastercheff Celebrity Reloaded or whatever it was called. All his teeth looked identical. You couldn't say - that one's an incisor, that one's a canine. It was a homogenous sterile white set of shiny squares.
I also remember thinking that's a very homogenous set of chompers there when Jordan was on it a few years ago. What's going on there then? Do they have their teeth knocked out and replaced with some plastic, or is is something a bit more densisty?
The difference is stunning when you have Joey and Wallace's clackers in the same shot.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Veneers

They are basically thin porcelain tooth covers. Like fake nails, except permanently glued on and in your gob.

https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/veneers

They look absolutely ridiculous, but so do lip fillers and tattooed eyebrows and every cunt seems to have them these days, so who am I to judge?

[Blue Jam]

[touchingcloth]

Veneers, aye. They look like they just be as uncomfortable as hell, like they're a whole extra tooth on your tooth.

I saw something with Tom Hardy the other day, and it was amazing that his teeth were slightly crooked and off-white. You know, like teeth.

[thenoise]

They chip your real teeth down to nasty little stumps then add the falsies on top.

It is complete shit, looks as bad as dentures do, although at least you are spared keeping them in a glass by your bed. Goodness knows why anyone with basically healthy teeth would go through it.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It is complete shit, looks as bad as dentures do, although at least you are spared keeping them in a glass by your bed. Goodness knows why anyone with basically healthy teeth would go through it.

Like some other cosmetic surgery it's gone past being a discreet touch-up and is now an ostentatious status symbol.

[Das Reboot]

I get mesmerised by the pure white glare from the mouth of that bloke who does those bloody Cinch adverts.

[The Bumlord]

[Better Midlands]

You'll be glad to know that Katie Price's teeth reconstruction was filmed.

[Avril Lavigne]

[Jittlebags]

Fucking hell. Sod that lark.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

[Hat FM]

it's just so odd isn't it? when people started getting their teeth done it was presumably so that their teeth looked nice and not yellow and gappy like the plebs in the real world but now the veneers just look so white, beaming and unnatural that it kinda defeats the intended purpose of nautural beauty. there has been a fair bit of tooth chat on c&b over the last six months and i am enjoying it.

[non capisco]

I guarantee if I had that done that would be the point when the dentist realised he's run out of veneers and won't be able to order any more in for two weeks.

[thecuriousorange]

[steve98]

Stick this on his veneers, why not. (It's a Vemeer.)

[Catalogue of ills]

It's one of the reasons The Book of Boba Fett is no good. You're not telling me that a grizzled old bounty hunter who lived in the belly of a giant sand monster for a bit has Hampsteads like Jürgen Klopp.

[gilbertharding]

I'm always a little bit perplexed by the teeth on Julia Roberts. She seems to have far, far too many and they're all the same as each other.

I also can't look at those people you see whose teeth are far too small and you can see their guns when they smile. David Walliams is one of them.

[Jittlebags]

Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Jesus. Does this cunt ever look in a mirror?

Actually, maybe that's the problem. He looks in the mirror and thinks, "Yep. Looks good that. Nice and white and natural looking".

[Glebe]

[holdover]

I'm always a little bit perplexed by the teeth on Julia Roberts. She seems to have far, far too many and they're all the same as each other.

Julia Roberts has such a strange smile. Her top lip sort of folds up or something.  The change of the distance between her nose and lip as she smiles is amazing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mothersdaymovie-mothers-day-movie-xT1XGB0Q7FneU0CFLG/tile

[Thomas]

David Bowie suffered a major heartdozy not long after having American gnashers installed - perhaps the result of cosmic punishment, or because the operation tampered dangerously with bloodveins in the upper half of his body.

[shiftwork2]

Cosmetic surgery and dentistry seems to have dropped the understatement for a lot of people, now it's proudly showing off the money that's been spent.

edit: Cobb already said it