"Daddy - What is Cook'd and Bomb'd?"

[greencalx]

And then the sucker-punch follow-up, "And why do you spend so much time on there?"

I'm not sure my answer was particularly satisfactory. What should it have been?

[Butchers Blind]

Mind your own fucking business.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Remind me, who are you again?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, child, and one day you shall join me there. JOIN ME".

[mothman]

"No one can tell you what Cook'd and Bomb'd is, you have to find that out for yourself."

[danwho9]

"It's the internet's most popular Keir Starmer appreciation site".

[Lord Mandrake]

A FAR LEFT HATE GROUP.

[flotemysost]

I remember I was showing my brother something on my laptop, with CaB open in another tab, and he gave a kind of fond chuckle and went "Ahh cookdandbombd, I remember that site!". Dunno if he ever posted here, though I suppose it might be for the best that I never know.

Not sure how I'd go about explaining it to an infant. If this question was posed 5 years ago I might start with "It's a bit like Facebook..." but I wouldn't even know what a valid reference point is these days. TikTok is hardly comparable, it's not like people here are uploading dance routines about phimosis. YET.

[Glebe]

"Daddy or CaB, daddy or Cab?"

[mothman]

A FAR LEFT HATE GROUP.

There's always one who has to go spoil the joke by telling the truth.

[touchingcloth]

Not sure how I'd go about explaining it to an infant. If this question was posed 5 years ago I might start with "It's a bit like Facebook..." but I wouldn't even know what a valid reference point is these days. TikTok is hardly comparable, it's not like people here are uploading dance routines about phimosis. YET.

You're clearly not a monthly subscriber.

[Johnny Yesno]

It's what I do since you got in the way of all the fucking.

[imitationleather]

PAEDO FORUM

[Johnny Yesno]

It's a baldness support group. You haven't needed it for a few years but you will when you're older.

[idunnosomename]

oh. why's that then?

[Cuellar]

Anus comparison site SIMPLES

[thenoise]

Web 1.0 Chris Morris stan site

[Kankurette]

You'll find out one day, son.

[Sebastian Cobb]

show them that pic of machotrout's wimblewrong where he's all covered in shit, i doubt there will be any follow-up questions.

[jobotic]

It ain't none of your concern, friend.

[Cold Meat Platter]

A miserable little pile of secrets!

[Butchers Blind]

"CookdandBombd, kid? Well that's a long story, and not a happy one."

[imitationleather]

I think a lot of kids were asking their parents this after that episode of Inside No. 9.

[Dex Sawash]

 

Chuck sommat up yer pipe and tug like christing cunting fuck

[Avril Lavigne]

Just a bunch of daft apeths.

[shoulders]

Mind your own fucking business.

That

[shoulders]

PAEDO FORUM

It's actually paedophilia and peripheral ephebophilia and pederasty, thanks.

[Kelvin]

"I dunno, what's Peppa Pig, you nosy prick."

[Ferris]

@greencalx what answer did you provide?

[greencalx]

"No one can tell you what Cook'd and Bomb'd is, you have to find that out for yourself."

Filed under 'Things I swore blind I would never do as a parent'. (See also filling the house with plastic tat)

show them that pic of machotrout's wimblewrong where he's all covered in shit, i doubt there will be any follow-up questions.

Oh god, I'd just about blotted that one from memory. There have been a fair few hasty browser hides over the years.

@greencalx what answer did you provide?

I think it was something along the lines of "MumsNet for bald phimotes", so not so different from what's been suggested.