"Daddy - What is Cook'd and Bomb'd?"

[phantom_power]

And then the sucker-punch follow-up, "And why do you spend so much time on there?"

I'm not sure my answer was particularly satisfactory. What should it have been?

Shut UP! FUCK OFF!

[Inspector Norse]

Oh god, I'd just about blotted that one from memory. There have been a fair few hasty browser hides over the years.

I got a serious questioning from my partner a while ago when she borrowed my phone to look something up and i had Safari open on some lolrandom thread about cuck fetishes. Had to show her a couple of "safer" threads to prove it wasn't some sick porn hovel, but the fact that the thread about cricket is absolutely overflowing with paedo fantasies didn't really reassure her.

[Jasha]

Look will you just go back downstairs and let me finish my shit in peace

[Buelligan]

It's where you go when you realise what the real world is like, son.

[TheGingerAlien]

Your dad works for GCHQ and is investigating radical left wing comedy incels.  He is on there purely for work research purposes, okay?  Without his tireless work there would be no Santa, Minecraft or Nintendo - so STFU if you know what's good for you kid.

[Solid Jim]

[Cuellar]

"Daddy, why are you HP Lovecraft"

[seepage]

because of all the monsters on here?

[Catalogue of ills]

I got a serious questioning from my partner a while ago when she borrowed my phone to look something up and i had Safari open on some lolrandom thread about cuck fetishes. Had to show her a couple of "safer" threads to prove it wasn't some sick porn hovel, but the fact that the thread about cricket is absolutely overflowing with paedo fantasies didn't really reassure her.

"I just go on there for the threads about books and music"

"But why is this dwarf covered in faeces?"

[Glebe]

Cookdandbombd is a changeable thing it stretches and changes like an old eraser left on a warm radiator.

[Fat Jesus]

It's a forum where failed comedy writers gather to think of new ways to prevent successful comedy writer Graham Linehan from getting any work, obviously.

[greencalx]

We are watching Father Ted with him at the moment. Don't want to break the spell just yet.

[H-O-W-L]

"Daddy, why are you HP Lovecraft"

Cracked. Best posts of the thread.

[Johnny Yesno]

We are watching Father Ted with him at the moment. Don't want to break the spell just yet.

What's the Arthur Matthews penned sitcom got to do with anything?

[Pink Gregory]

Cookdandbombd is anything you want it to be

Cookdandbombd is never what you want it to be

FASHION

[buttgammon]

Cookdandbombd is anything you want it to be

Cookdandbombd is never what you want it to be

FASHION

Cookdandbombd isn't going to be the website you want it to be any more.

[Butchers Blind]

Cookdandbombd? Well, Jonathan King was once a member.

[Icehaven]

If your child monitors what websites you go on and how much time you spend on them you are raising a monster.

[Barry Admin]

Something I'm really fucking struggling to keep up with at the minute tbh. It's a lot of work.

[TommyTurnips]

What's the Arthur Matthews penned sitcom got to do with anything?

Fair play to him for writing that sitcom all by himself. I don't know how he does it. Just like Prince Phillip and all the brilliant work he continues to do at the ripe old age of 100 years of age. He will be 101 this year and I'm sure he will continue his good work for many more years yet.

[Captain Z]

Cookdandbombd... now there's a name I ain't heard in a long time...