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What Would The Title Be For Your Own Death Thread On CaB?

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain, January 08, 2022, 12:48:18 PM

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Rizla


Glebe

I'd like it to be 'Glebe but not forgotten!' but it'll problems be 'Get in Glebe'.

Famous Mortimer



Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Oh Dear,  (in the) (Cata)comb-Uh
( "Catacomb" means underground cemetery, and you have to say it in the style of Mark E. Smith)


This isn't very good, to be honest.


TrenterPercenter


Lisa Jesusandmarychain


touchingcloth

I could be touching shroud!

All the mentions of shrouds reminded me of when I was about ten and used to go round to John Duffy's house to play Command & Conquer, and it had a thing called the shroud of war, but we pronounced it shroud for rhyme with could.

28 minus 18 years old, I was.

Dex Sawash


Going to need a new account*





*Because I'm dead and can't think of a thread title


Ferris

Ferris dead, CaB to be retired in his honour, please pay your respects and logout forever: The Thread



canadagoose


Lisa Jesusandmarychain




Kelvin


Catalogue of ills

Final page in the Catalogue of Ills

The first post would be "Which one was he again?"

the Fallen

"She Treated Altrincham Her Personal California"

No wonder Lucy died there staring up at the kind of mudflaps they (I mean you, "they" always means you, specifically eating French Fries there in your underpants) had spent decades idealizing her upon in lurid colours

What? Don't you lapse into the third / pretend person when you're making your Deliveroos even if the crosstraffic just hit her? And oh god, the body, quick I got some carpet in the boot for reasons the plot'll never delve into & don't mind the stain, it's red wine or paint


mothman



pigamus


the Fallen

NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON: Bizarre Death Twist In Cult Sex-Addict's Lesbian Lick Odyssey

the Fallen

HIGH TIMES FOR LUCY

I'm not sure why they'd know what I call my avatar, or even who They are. Maybe if I ever bothered to watch Sunset Boulevard

Tony Tony Tony

Can't top Lisa's suggestion of Bony Bony Bony so gonna go wth "The Man, The Myth, The End".

In return I offer Lisa Jesusandmaryunchained.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: machotrouts on January 08, 2022, 02:35:59 PMGood news about machotrouts

machocheckouts

Which made me realise we could just use checkoutgirl's screen name as the thread title for them.

flotemysost

Quote from: non capisco on January 08, 2022, 01:15:51 PMgone capisco. Too easy.

There's always non kaput-sco / gone kaput-sco too.

Quote from: shoulders on January 08, 2022, 02:49:38 PMCUNT DEAD

olders, colders or moulders, depending on your state of decay.