The Grand Old Nonce of York: Andy's trial is GO

[Dr Rock]

Will his video deposition be available to torrent?

[Rizla]

hope he kills himself.

Hope he tries to and fucks it up like he's fucked up everything else, just blows the bottom half of his fucking paedo beast face off with a 12 bore and has to live the rest of his wretched pointless life as an actual chinless cunt.

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Hope he tries to and fucks it up like he's fucked up everything else, just blows the bottom half of his fucking paedo beast face off with a 12 bore and has to live the rest of his wretched pointless life as an actual chinless cunt.

PARKLIFE!

[Alberon]

Hope he tries to and fucks it up like he's fucked up everything else, just blows the bottom half of his fucking paedo beast face off with a 12 bore and has to live the rest of his wretched pointless life as an actual chinless cunt.

Prince Arseface?

[checkoutgirl]

I still can't believe this trial will happen with a sitting prince ending up in the dock getting questioned about child abuse. If Virginia is absolutely adamant that she won't take a settlement will Andy definitely have to appear in court? Can't he just never go to America again? I can't see him ever going to court but if he did it would be comparable to OJ Simpson.

What the devil is going on?

[IsavedLatin]

Gah, it'd be great if she died now, given a free hand, Charlie'd fucking throw him into the chicken-grinder just for the shits, let alone any kind of justice.

Why can't she die now?  She's going to do it anyway.

If she dies now, do those of us in the UK still get the extra bank holiday in June? This is a very pressing concern.

[mothman]

Been worrying about that too. Plus it's her official birthday that week too, we get a day off. That means I'd have to use just two days of annual leave for a whole week off. 'Ang in there your maj, gawd luv'er!

[touchingcloth]

Is the CoD's birthday a Bank Holiday?!

[Ferris]

Surely there would also be a compassionate day for those of us grieving in the wider commonwealth?

This is of the utmost importance.

[mothman]

Is the CoD's birthday a Bank Holiday?!

Nope, discretionary day for (some) civil servants. I'm not complaining, we've been fucked over on pay since these cunts came in in 2010.

[chutnut]

Ms Briggs spoke about how Andrew's pillows were embroidered with the Royal Crest, that they had to be right in the centre of his four-poster bed, and that his pyjamas and his teddy bears had to be precisely laid out.

Open and shut case tbh

[Ferris]

School near me is changing its name because prince Andrew is such a nonce.

Apparently graduating classes would occasionally write to him and ask for a letter of congratulations, but the reply was "no" every time. Impressively petty because it would take the same effort to say "ok, congratulations" in the response letters.

He really has no redeeming character traits at all.

[Cuellar]

Turns out they're changing it TO 'Prince Andrew School' :(

[idunnosomename]

Fuckin hell

[Ferris]

Even the sign looms over children in an unsettling way.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I didn't realise it was possible for a sign to look like it was rubbing its knees.

[oy vey]

Can be easy repurposed to his gravestone.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Or ground into the rubble for the concrete pour said grave is going to need

[Ferris]

It's only a few miles from me, if the city gets rid of it I'll offer to buy it and install it in the garden as a nonce rockery.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Just replace "HIGH SCOOL" with "IS A NONCE".

[Johnny Yesno]

Fuckin hell

Aye, that is a really tiny man.

[BlodwynPig]

Aye, that is a really tiny man.

[oy vey]

The Behaviour Panel analyse Andrew's 2019 BBC interview

Not too bad. They have an earlier more comprehensive one, but this covers the non-sweating bollox bollox.

[chip]

Who keeps seeing touchingcloth's pfp right next to the thread title on GB and thinking it's Andrew

[Glebe]

Belfast City Hall to fly union flag in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday despite pushback.

Just the fact that they raise the flag on his birthday is pathetic enough.

[touchingcloth]

Who keeps seeing touchingcloth's pfp right next to the thread title on GB and thinking it's Andrew

Me

[oy vey]

Belfast City Hall to fly union flag in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday despite pushback.

Just the fact that they raise the flag on his birthday is pathetic enough.

Further evidence the hardliners have their finger on the pulse.

[Glebe]

Further evidence the hardliners have their finger on the pulse.

Yeah completely in touch with the reality of the modern world.

[Replies From View]

Remember when the Tories and DUP had some kind of coalition going on.

Mad times.

[buttgammon]

The DUP know they're on the right side of history - all 6000 years of it.