Support CaB

Subscribers don't see this.

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

May 27, 2022, 11:57:38 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Penguin bar query

Started by Fambo Number Mive, January 13, 2022, 10:37:25 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Magnum Valentino

Quote from: ElTwopo on January 16, 2022, 08:54:19 PMOh and then there was the follow up question 'What's green and smells of pork?'

'Kermit's willy'

Weirdest episode of Family Fortunes ever.



Haha Roger Moore tells that joke in his first autobiography!

JesusAndYourBush


Quote from: Replies From View on January 16, 2022, 06:18:04 PMStill absolutely livid, by the way, that there exists no white chocolate coated custard cream named after polar bears. 

I'm surprised that in the 60s or 70s they didn't do a pack of Minstrels, with some of them made from white chocolate so they could release them as Black And White Minstrels.

Sebastian Cobb

that's what vice versa's were.


Replies From View

Funny - much the same commentary was held in the Midget Gems thread...

Quote from: mothman on January 13, 2022, 08:03:19 PMI really hoped that after Brexit they'd start making Minstrels like what they used to be before everything went woke, with white chocolate underneath.

Quote from: Replies From View on January 13, 2022, 08:33:37 PMYou're thinking of Vice Versas, I think.  Before we joined the EU they were called Coconut Boys.

JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 16, 2022, 11:35:08 PMthat's what vice versa's were.



I didn't mean that, What I had in mind was 50% of the packet would consist of standard Minstrels as we know them, and the rest of the packet would be Minstrels made entirely from white chocolate.

Sebastian Cobb

I fail to see how vice versa'a weren't essentially that.

Blumf

I think @JesusAndYourBush is just a confectionery racialist.

Captain Z

Where does it end? Next people will be wanting Maltesers but with all different centres.

Paul Calf

Quote from: jobotic on January 13, 2022, 11:00:28 PMGuff is a great word, haven't used it since achool

Ridiculous joke though. My farts are invisible, not the colour of my skin. Imagine that. Grotesque.

Do tigers do stripy guffs?

(Philip K Dick etc...)

pancreas

Quote from: Captain Z on January 17, 2022, 04:12:49 PMWhere does it end? Next people will be wanting Maltesers but with all different centres.

As long as they don't put some sort of orange flavoured chalk in it, I suppose.

JesusAndYourBush

Quote from: Captain Z on January 17, 2022, 04:12:49 PMWhere does it end? Next people will be wanting Maltesers but with all different centres.

Isn't that Revels?
(Would also sortof work as a reply to the previous post.)