Celeb Death List 2023

[curiousoranges]

Are we doing this again? Here are mine:

Pope Benedict XVI
Paul Hogan
Val Kilmer
Matt Lucas
Matthew Perry
Scott Dissock
Rolf Harris
Joe Biden
Gilslane Maxwell
Pele

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

In my CDL group, I win if Benedict XVI dies in 2022. And I left him out for next year's game (only two rollovers allowed in our game).

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Slavoj Zizek is apparently quite ill, talking about mortality on german tv this year
John Cleese head explode next time a black lady wins a beauty contest

consigning myself to fact that there is going to be one music death every two months that'll knock the wind out of my lungs for the rest of my life, with bonus three in a row every december

[confettiinmyhair]

Tony Robinson
Simon Cowell
Bill Roache
Vitali Klitschko
Tina Turner
Priscilla Presley
Ringo Starr
Geoff Boycott
Len Goodman
Don King

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Simon Bates or Dave Lee Travis

[BlodwynPig]

Controversial I know, but

Spoiler alert

Prince Philip

[close]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Controversial I know, but

Spoiler alert

Prince Philip

[close]

there is always one person in these threads taking it too far, but please couldn't you have waited until we got to the second page?

[DelurkedToHelp]

Attenborough
Jimmy Carter

[Kankurette]

Pele
Paul McCartney
Gazza

[Neomod]

Richard Gere (after a short illness)
Liza Minnelli
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jimmy Carr
Roachford (gas explosion)
Michael Buerk
Angie Dickinson & Michael Caine (murder suicide)

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Bill Oddie

[hamfist]

Britney Spears
Kenneth Clark
Wolodymyr Zelensky
Russ Abbot
Chris Evans
Pele
Janet Jackson
Steve McFadden
Noddy Holder
Michael Rosen

[kalowski]

Can someone remind me of the rules? Isn't there a caveat due to age?

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Can someone remind me of the rules? Isn't there a caveat due to age?

There is a points version where you get 100 minus their age at death. So 99 year old a lot less rewarding than a 27 year pop star.

Don't we need a "defenestration" bonus?

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

1. Sam Bankman-Fried
2. Vladimir Putin
3. Jeremy Paxman
4. Stan Boardman
5. Radovan Karadzic
6. Ron Jeremy
7. Prunella Scales
8. Judi Dench
9. Syd Little
10. Imelda Marcos

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

Your tits

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Roachford (gas explosion)

This is weirdly random - or you're his engineer or an inheriting relative.

[Alberon]

1. Elon Musk
2. Putin
3. Prince Andrew
4. William Shatner
5. Rolf Harris
6. Harry Styles
7. Sir King Charles III
8. Robert DeNiro
9. Des Lynam
10. Michael Parkinson

[Blue Jam]

Prince Andrew
Meghan Markle
Pope Benedict XVI
Johnny Depp
Amber Heard
Su Pollard
Elon Musk
Emperor Akihito
Pele
Rolf Harris

[Kankurette]

Frank Lampard's managerial career

[dissolute ocelot]

Wasn't the last thread banned? Or deprioritised at least? I have several members of the royal family I am expecting to die, but don't want to go to the trouble of finding how to spell the remaining Beatles if this is going to the bit bucket in the sky.

[crosswiresXTC1978]

Noam Chomsky is going to die 2023 if he can manage to survive the next few days. And good for him

[Cuntbeaks]

Shaun Ryder
Shane McGowan
Dolly Parton
David Attenborough
Salt Bae

[jobotic]

Graham Linehan

[Icehaven]

Caron Shardwill
Peter Gourlay
Darren Barton III
Pezo Pimpo
Courtenay Farber
St. John McCallaghan
Pauline Rose Foxton

[idunnosomename]

Breton Handbag
Lamond Truculence
Grabbons "Purdy" Lee
Trunt
Ham Clap

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Caron Shardwill
Peter Gourlay
Darren Barton III
Pezo Pimpo
Courtenay Farber
St. John McCallaghan
Pauline Rose Foxton

Breton Handbag
Lamond Truculence
Grabbons "Purdy" Lee
Trunt
Ham Clap

I genuinely wouldn't like to bet whether these are genuine or silly, made-up ones.  There are people who definitely exist with as ridiculous names or titles.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Courtney Love
Cliff Richard
Patrick Mower
Vanessa Feltz
Sue Lawley
Matty Healy
Billy Crystal
Brian Wilson
Rebel Wilson
Snoop Dogg

[Fabian Thomsett]

David Van Day
BA Robertson
Alan Hansen
King Charles
Theo Paphitis
Sylvester McCoy
George W. Bush
Jeremy Paxman
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Kissinger (let's hope)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Jim Carrey