Celeb Death List 2023

[TheMonk]

Britney Spears
Justin Bieber
Noel Edmonds
Noddy Holder
Willie Nelson
Phil Collins
David Jason

[OpenMikeKnight]

Will Self
Tina Turner
Bob Mortimer

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Brian Harvey
Stephen Fry

[crosswiresXTC1978]

I also think David Mitchell is going to die. He's going to get run over

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Brian Harvey
Stephen Fry

Brian Harvey and Daniella Westbrook always seem y'know, plausible. Kerry Katona also.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Brian Harvey and Daniella Westbrook always seem y'know, plausible. Kerry Katona also.

And Fry doesn't?  He's past sixty, doesn't look that fit and has mental health issues.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

didn't say he wasn't, just that we have several notably vulnerable minor celebrities where you'd go "that's sad, but not really a surprise." knowhatimean?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

didn't say he wasn't, just that we have several notably vulnerable minor celebrities where you'd go "that's sad, but not really a surprise." knowhatimean?

I hate to think of Fry's poor ego if he reads 'minor celebrities' in your comment!

[dontpaintyourteeth]

I'm not really including Stephen Fry in what I'm saying, should I have only quoted a part of your post

[Icehaven]

didn't say he wasn't, just that we have several notably vulnerable minor celebrities where you'd go "that's sad, but not really a surprise." knowhatimean?

I hate to think of Fry's poor ego if he reads 'minor celebrities' in your comment!

He'd probably assume you were confusing him with Tony Slattery.

[ollyboro]

Bill Cosby has announced plans to tour in 2023. If the touring doesn't kill him, the audience surely will.

[curiousoranges]

Pope Benedict XVI is "lucid and alert" so hope he lives until Sunday, after which he'll then snuff it, bagging me those sweet, sweet first points. Sending thoughts and prayers, Il Papa. Don't leave us yet!

[jobotic]

Bill Cosby has announced plans to tour in 2023. If the touring doesn't kill him, the audience surely will.

Someone will be posting on here about how great his tour is. To own the libs or whatever.

[Blue Jam]

Someone will be posting on here about how great his tour is. To own the libs or whatever.

He'll probably bring Elon Musk out on stage. Elon would actually be booed less.

[biniput]

A largely lazy list here.

Pope Benedict XVI
Pele
Slavoj Zizek
Vladimir Putin
Jordan Peterson (will cry himself to death)
Shane McGowan
Noam Chomsky
David Van Day
Stephen Fry
Andrew Tate

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Those who went for Pele in their starting line-up will need a substitution.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Some footballer called Edson Arantes do Nascimento has just passed on.  Did anyone have him?

[biniput]

So my new list has a substitute now which is less lazy.

Pope Benedict XVI
Pele               King Charles (Due to rage induced heart attack)
Slavoj Zizek
Vladimir Putin
Jordan Peterson (will cry himself to death)
Shane McGowan
Noam Chomsky
David Van Day
Stephen Fry
Andrew Tate

[Tony Tony Tony]

Wishful thinking but...

Vladimir Putin.

Having posted that I will be keeping away from hotel balconies and refusing all offers of a pots of tea.

[curiousoranges]

If anyone had Vivienne Westwood, time for another 11th-hour replacement.

[OpenMikeKnight]

Wiley
Peggy Gallagher
Dave Davies

[Dex Sawash]

Celine Dion
Curly haired kid from Stranger Things
Very thin kid from Stranger Things
HS Art
GB News
CK, Louis
EL Debarge
ED Norton

[Marner and Me]

Kieth Richards
Daniella Westbrook
Bobby Charlton
Demi Lovato
Shane McGowen
David Attenbourgh
Don Cherry

[Blue Jam]

Prince Andrew
Meghan Markle
Pope Benedict XVI
Johnny Depp
Amber Heard
Su Pollard
Elon Musk
Emperor Akihito
Pele Andrew Tate
Rolf Harris

[BlodwynPig]

Su Pollard isn't going anytime soon. She still looks like she's in her 30s.

[Marner and Me]

Bill Gates

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Mark Savage (Gripper in Grange Hill)

[SteveDave]

Yoko Ono
Brian Wilson
John Lydon
The Bad Pope Who's Almost Dead
Bruce Willis
Jimmy White
Christopher Walken
Stephen Fry
Vladimir Putin
Zendaya

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Cowell's a gonner.

[jamiefairlie]

I also think David Mitchell is going to die. He's going to get run over

Sounds more like a threat than a prediction