Celeb Death List 2023

[BlodwynPig]

Dicky Osman.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Chris Tarrant gets hit by the Grim Phantom Flan Flinger of Death

[Cerys]

ABBA
Iron Maiden

Adds up to ten, I believe.  Yes, I'm lazy.

[curiousoranges]

Pope croaked. Dammit. Now I need two new ones.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Bill Cosby has announced plans to tour in 2023. If the touring doesn't kill him, the audience surely will.

'....So I slipped her one, then when she passed out, I slipped her another, know what I'm saying!?  You think you guys are rollin' in the aisles!?  Ya shoulda seen her, in that empty theatre's auditorium...!'

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Pope croaked. Dammit. Now I need two new ones.

I won my local CDL, provided that no-one else pulls level and has the latest death...

[Blue Jam]

Prince Andrew (Fiat Uno)
Meghan Markle (Fiat Uno)
Pope Benedict XVI Sir King Prince Charles (gout)
Johnny Depp
Amber Heard
Su Pollard
Elon Musk (loneliness)
Emperor Akihito
Pele Andrew Tate
Rolf Harris

[biniput]

So my new, new list has a substitute now which is even less lazy.

Pope Benedict XVI     Lukashenko (leader of belarus)
Pele               King Charles (Due to rage induced heart attack)
Slavoj Zizek
Vladimir Putin
Jordan Peterson (will cry himself to death)
Shane McGowan
Noam Chomsky
David Van Day
Stephen Fry
Andrew Tate

[curiousoranges]

Pope Benedict XVI Conor McGregor
Paul Hogan
Val Kilmer
Matt Lucas
Matthew Perry
Scott Dissock
Rolf Harris
Pele Rhod Gilbert
Joe Biden
Gilslane Maxwell

[Petey Pate]

There used to be proper rules and that for this 'tradition'. Paging Noodle Lizard.

Anyway, mine are (all men and mostly American):

Jimmy Carter
James Earl Jones
Noam Chomsky
Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lear
David Attenborough
Bob Newhart
Clint Eastwood

[BlodwynPig]

Just seen this for 2022

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/o8xffunkqq/notable-deaths-2022

That's a roll call, quite a few I didn't know had died and some thought died years ago. A lot of formative heroes from peak 80s melancholia there.

[kalowski]

Just seen this for 2022

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/o8xffunkqq/notable-deaths-2022

That's a roll call, quite a few I didn't know had died and some thought died years ago. A lot of formative heroes from peak 80s melancholia there.

I didn't know Mrs McClusky had rung her final school bell.

[Blue Jam]

The Gävle Goat survived 2022 FFS.

[Sebastian Cobb]

James Whale

[madhair60]

Graham Linehan

[WhoMe]

Not sure, but I know Putin and Murdoch will live til they're 112 or something, the cunts

[Dex Sawash]

The Gävle Goat survived 2022 FFS.

What do they do with it if not burnt?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Martin Fry (of the 80s pop group ABC).

[Berries]

Ken Block

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ken Block

Hoonigone

[turnstyle]

Ken Block

Ken (on the chopping) Block

[touchingcloth]

• Jeremy Corbyn
• Jeremy Clarkson
• Jeremy Irons
• Jeremy Kyle
• Jeremy Renner
• Jeremy Hardy
• Jeremy Vine
• Jeremy Hunt
• Jeremy Paxman
• Ron Jeremy

[Blue Jam]

Earth Wind and Pyre*

RIP Fred White:

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64148843

^{*Funeral pyre}

[Alberon]

Kelly Monteith dead at 80.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64152056

I'm getting the suspicion this is going to be one of those years where a lot go.

[kalowski]

Kelly Monteith dead at 80.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64152056

I'm getting the suspicion this is going to be one of those years where a lot go.

Always liked him and his shows. I was quite young but his stuff was great. I have this clear memory or him talking about killing a fly and then imagining the baby flies going, "Where's mommy? Why didn't mommy come home?"

[Alberon]

Fay Weldon.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64160732

I'm telling you, it's one of those years!

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

David Gold.

[The Lurker]

Jimmy Tarbuck
Rolf Harris
Ozzy Osbourne
Bill Cosby
Jimmy Carter
Harvey Weinstein
Gazza
Julie Andrews
Rhod Gilbert
Phil Collins

[curiousoranges]

I've given up putting Phil Collins on my list. He looked like he was at death's door a few years ago, but seems to have rallied. If this is the year the Grim Reaper faxes him a death certificate I won't be happy.

[Marner and Me]

Anyone have Vialli?