King sausage fingers has septic arse

[jamiefairlie]

Prince Bald sent to warm up

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68010563

[Moj]

It's curtains for him. A king with an American arse?

[Blue Jam]

Kate's also been in for a facelift "planned abdominal surgery":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68009259

I reckon they're both just having their souls harvested so Camilla can drink them.

[TommyTurnips]

What a load of wank. He's been doing the king thing for less than a year and he's already off sick with a wobbly walnut?!

Do me a favour!

This is not what I wanted in a king. You wouldn't put up with a car with a broken engine, so why should he be allowed to slack off when he is needed the most. Makes me sick.

I say put Phil in charge. Let a real man show us how to do the king thing.

[shoulders]

Lucky little colorectal camera

[Blue Jam]

I reckon Rose Hanbury could sort Chas out.

[Blumf]

Kate's also been in for a facelift "planned abdominal surgery":

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68009259

Has anybody checked on her portrait?



Is it showing more warmth and joy?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Windsor Castle. Win sore arsehole.

[shoulders]

Imagine throwing one up the Kings arse

[iamcoop]

He's doing that thing where he's had a wank, and then after having a wee he's not massaged his perineum over the toilet to fully get the semen out of his pipes so he has that weird discomfort where it sort of feels like he needs a piss but it just generally feels uncomfortable, sources say.

[DoesNotFollow]

Lucky little colorectal camera

"and what do you doOOH?!"

[jamiefairlie]

What a load of wank. He's been doing the king thing for less than a year and he's already off sick with a wobbly walnut?!

Do me a favour!

This is not what I wanted in a king. You put up with a car with a broken engine, so why should he be allowed to slack off when he is needed the most. Makes me sick.

I say put Phil in charge. Let a real man show us how to do the king thing.

Yeah showing his feckless child how a real man works, like when he fucked Diana

[jobotic]

I suffer from this from time to time. It's fucking painful. God knows what it's like combined with right royal gout.

Guess when I'm getting checked into a swish private clinic for an operation at the taxpayers expense?

[DrGreggles]

Already looking forward to another CaB royal death celebration remembrance drunken Zoom call

[Kankurette]

It says benign. Don't get your hopes up yet, CaB. Loads of old men have dodgy prostates, and now some lucky doctor's sticking their finger up the royal bumhole.

[iamcoop]

Reckon he's ever been rimmed?

[Kankurette]

He probably has a manservant for it.

[jamiefairlie]

It says benign. Don't get your hopes up yet, CaB. Loads of old men have dodgy prostates, and now some lucky doctor's sticking their finger up the royal bumhole.

Sadly for Chaz, his doctor suffers from the same finger engorgement as he does.

Yarrroooo!

[Butchers Blind]

Didn't hear the last one moan about her prostrate, she just got on with the job. Gawd bless 'er.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It says benign. Don't get your hopes up yet, CaB. Loads of old men have dodgy prostates, and now some lucky doctor's sticking their finger up the royal bumhole.

counting their blessing it's not the other way around, i imagine

[Bernice]

The use of the regal form of address in the palace statement really got me

In common with thousands of men each year, the king has sought treatment for an enlarged prostate. His Majesty's condition is benign and he will attend hospital next week for a corrective procedure.

His Majesty's colonic man clit is suffering a discomfiting but dignified state of temporary tumescence. His Majesty trusts that his loyal subjects will treat this propitious swelling of the regal grapefruit with the gravitas and decorum it is owed.

[shoulders]

In sympathy with the commoners plight, his most regal majesty has sought to swell his prostate to the size of a weather balloon

[jfjnpxmy]

He's doing that thing where he's had a wank, and then after having a wee he's not massaged his perineum over the toilet to fully get the semen out of his pipes so he has that weird discomfort where it sort of feels like he needs a piss but it just generally feels uncomfortable, sources say.

Holy shit is that how you fix that?

Uh

Asking for a friend.

[hamfist]

All is Not Well in the Dooky of Cornhole

[lauraxsynthesis]

He's doing that thing where he's had a wank, and then after having a wee he's not massaged his perineum over the toilet to fully get the semen out of his pipes so he has that weird discomfort where it sort of feels like he needs a piss but it just generally feels uncomfortable, sources say.

I now know more about men's bits than I ever wanted to know and may never touch one again :(

[curiousoranges]

Dead soon.

[Sebastian Cobb]

He's doing that thing where he's had a wank, and then after having a wee he's not massaged his perineum over the toilet to fully get the semen out of his pipes so he has that weird discomfort where it sort of feels like he needs a piss but it just generally feels uncomfortable, sources say.

Imagine what it must feel like being gripped by those paws. Like getting a handjob from a cow's udder.

[idunnosomename]

Like getting a handjob from a cow's udder.

boi-oi-oi-oi-oing

[madhair60]

it would be very easy to make the man cum

[Mr Eggs]

One of his fingers burst when he was doubled up trying to cum on his own face with a finger up his arse.

It's called the "Turkey Crown" in Royal circles. Prince Albert used to do it as a turn for Queen Victoria on billiard tables when he was pissed.